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Old 03-30-2009, 04:12 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by lokelake View Post
Lvl3:
How often do you masturbate? Don't know
How long is your *erect* penis? If that just means how long it is when it is"idle" it is 3 and a half inches long
How long is you *flaccid/limp* penis? Don't know what it means
Just so you know... erect is when it's hard. Flaccid/limp means when it's soft.

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Okay, so I must answer 3 questions per level. Nice idea, too.

Lvl1:
What color is your hair? Brown
What color are your eyes? Brown
What's your operating system(Windows 95, Mac OSX?)? 95? lol... I'd say OSX

Lvl2:
What kind of underwear are you wearing? Boxers
Do you have an erection right now? No
Are you a virgin? Yes

Lvl3:
How long is your *erect* penis? 8"
How long is you *flaccid/limp* penis? I'd say 4-6"
Dildo or vibrator? Well, it wouldn't be for me, so, either.

Lvl4:
What's the farthest you've gone with a girl? Nowhere
What's the farthest you've gone with a guy? Nowhere
What's the farthest you've gone with a family member? Nowhere

Lvl5: BONUS ROUND 1~In bed:
Lubed or dry? Lubed
Anal or oral (receiving)? Oral
Condom or bare? Bare (would feel better, but I'd use a condom_

Lvl6: BONUS ROUND 2~ On your penis:
Peanut butter or caramel? Peanut Butter (a little healthier)
Salt or pepper (on glans/head)? I'd imagine salt wouldn't hurt.
Rubbing alcohol or red ants? Ow. Alcohol.

Lvl7: BONUS ROUND 3~Anal:
--none for all--

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