1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Lyle Lovett
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
ten years
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
the paperclip lol
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
I would like to point out the fact that I wear my underwear all day at school anyway, and that it is definitely better than being naked for a class period. ( I am very surprised no one else figured this out, actually)
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Well, I actually comb my hair, so...
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
make out with the teacher in front of the class. I would set it up so that, yes it was happening in front of the class, but we would be behind a curtain or something.
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
toilet seats, because it'd take less work to disinfect 2 toilet seats than it would to disinfect 500 payphones.