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1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)

Steve Buscemi

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?

once every 10 seconds, easy choice

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?

First choice

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?

Naked for a Class period

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?

Never brush my hair

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?

Shit my pants with the teachers I have now...

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats

2 public toilet seats