So I got my two keys ready this morning. I dropped one down the stairwell until I heard the last clink. I walked back in my apartment and stripped naked. I got today's comics and pressed them against my body as I walked out. When I got in the hallway, I heard a click from my door.
I tried to move slowly and quietly, trying to keep my nerve. I began to feel wind blowing across my exposed but, and so I began to move quickly. As I got further down the stairwell, I heard a door open on the floor below me. I ran back up and went up to my room. After five minutes in the hallway with a newspaper still on, I dropped it because I chickened out. After ten more minutes completely nude in my hallway, I ran down the stairs and grabbed my key and went back in. I was so scared I was going to get caught.
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