I rolled a 2 so I inserted my half of a banana and then I rolled a 5. I inserted the other half while I was loading my mmo of choice. The time I had was 2*15+15, so 45 mins total.
I went to a low level area in the mmo to defeat a few bosses that drop pretty good items. Theres always a good bit of people in this area doing the same so we all team up. It was pretty uncomfortable at first, but having all those people to talk to and a task to do distracted me. But then my body started trying to expel the banana. I don't like messes so I ran to the bathroom right before I expelled everything. I'm sure I would have made a huge mess if I had not.
I lasted 16 mins. I really thought I'd last at least 30 mins but I guess my ass isnt that strong. My ass is a total failure.
I guess that I need a punishment.