I will join as a trainer.
edit;
POKéMON BATTLE!
Spoiler:
The PokéMon must try to place as many clothing pins/pegs on their genitals as they possibly can. The one that cat fit on the most AND keep them on for at least 3 minutes wins. If any fall off during that period, they don't count: the amount left after the 3 minutes is the number that counts.
I choose my Psyduck for this battle.