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Originally Posted by Toilet4use
I have agreed to be my girlfriend's personal human toilet for the week. But she does not want to feed me directly all 14 times. She sent me on this site to get some ideas for meals for my toilet mouth. I've been told we will wait to start this week long toilet session until I have at least 10 good meal ideas.
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So here you go:
When your girlfriend takes her morning shit, you must request that she do so in a bowl, And have her fill a glass with pee. You will add 1/8 cup raisins, 1/4 cup milk, 1/2 cup almond shavings to the bowl of poo. Heat in microwave - add her piss to it as necessary to give consistency of oatmeal.
When she takes her evening dump, you will have her do so in a Keebler graham-cracker crust And fill a glass with pee. - You will spread the shit evenly through the crust and pour in a little bit of the pee. Sprinkle garlic powder, red-pepper, and cinnamon over it. - Fill dish to top with Whip Cream. Eat for dinner drinking only the remainder of her urine.
Enjoy.
