1. When did you last masturbate?
just over an hour ago
2. What did you use?
This slut and this slut's wife had oral fun until this slut's wife climaxed. This slut was in a wet diaper with marshmallows in the anus, and was then directed to go into the backyard to soil the diaper and finish this slut's self off.
3. What did you think about?
It was slightly awkward when someone biked past the fence and cleared his throat really loud when he saw/heard this slut soiling himself. Ha. that part was hilarious and the rest was really fun. Edit: (This slut misread this one) This slut thought about this slut's wife's heavy breathing and moaning during her orgasm.
4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
Marshmallows
5. Did you enjoy it?
yes
6. How long was it there for?
half an hour to fourty five minutes.
7. Was it clean when it came out?
yes
8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
yes
9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
they are not secrets
10. What happened?
lots of people know
11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
No
12. What was it?
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
Not in a long time
14. If so, where do you wear it?
in the butt
15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
Yes. This slut's wife pegged her slut a few times. It was very enjoyable.
16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
Yes. This slut's wife and this slut did a 24/7 mistress/slave lifestyle change for just over a month, this slut believes. It did not work out. This slut still wears the locked steal collar five years later though
17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
Again, no embarassment
18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
Not sure. Probably asphyxiation.
19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
pain no. Humiliation yes.
20. What type of porn do you like?
lots of different stuff
21. How frequently do you masturbate?
every day or every second day. Not so much for horniness purposes, more to release tension in the body. This slut knows how dumb that sounds :P
22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
no
23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
not really
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
this slut has had them squished, stepped on, squeezed, dripped with wax, flicked... so yes. It felt great.
25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
sometimes.