getDare Truth or Dare - 1000th post-Celebrate with Chephren!

I have reached 1000 posts and in the good tradition of getDare I want to celebrate this with you, doing a (hopefully not too) complex funishment thread.

Here are the rules of the thread:

Each post (mine also) equals 2 Edges, which can be normal or custom ones, to be done in March before my next orgasm.

You can also add keywords to your post:
1 keyword base line
+1 if you are on my friend list
+1 if you have posted in this thread more than 10 times
+1 if you have posted more than 100 times (this won’t happen too often I hope)
+1 if your post is a multiple of 10
--> Maximum of 5 keywords

SPANKS - 5 ass spanks for every one of this keyphrase
BALLS - 2 ball spanks for every one of this keyphrase
PINNED - 2 minutes with clothespins on my nipples for every one of this keyphrase
PLUGGED - 2 minutes with buttplug in for every one of this keyphrase.
HOG - 1 minute in a hog tie for every one this keyphrease.
BONUS - If 10 consecutive posts use this keyword the next poster can add 25 edges.
SLUT - If I haven't posted in any of the last 2 pages any post with this keyword can add 10 edges.
TEASE - Any teasing or porn task of their choosing taking around 10 minutes (post at the same time, otherwise forfeits to one of the top 3 posters).
CLAMPED - 1 minute with weighted clamps, ripping them off afterwards for every 10 of this keyphrase.
FIGGING- Peeled Ginger in my ass for 10 minutes for each 50 of this keyphrase
YUMMY-Eating the cum of an orgasm I have in the future for every 10 of this keyphrase
GONE- 1 normal orgasm gone in march for every 50 of this keyphrase
RUINED - 1 ruin to be completed immediately after the end of my denial for every 50 of this (capped at 20)

Should the thread reach 1000 posts there are more consequences:
1) I do orgasm reduction tasks throughout 2018: If you reach 1000 posts my maximum will be halved to a 15 max (to be further halved at 2000, 3000…)
2) The top 3 posters may each add 3x100 of their choosing (minutes in the corner, edges, spanks… in a reasonable amount. No 100 months of denial or some such ;))

- The top 3 posters may offer reduction tasks within my limits (so if edges or any keyword get too crazy at least I have a get out).
- Weekly reports minus 25 edges from the total each time.
- After the thread ends, I'll work off the edges per user, starting with the user with the least amount of added edges and continuing with the next higher denial time.
Whenever I fail I'll restart from the user before's edges and ask for punishment from the user who's edges I failed on.
- As always I reserve the right to reject any edges & tasks outside limits.
You have to either wait for a new post or 10 minutes before posting again.

This thread will start right now and ends at February 15th 23.59 GMT.

I do wish you and me some fun with this thread!