"Twisted Insertions" - need ideas for food or objects!
 

I'm a girl in need some more ideas for object insertions! :D Do you have any?
(preferably with a little bit of girth...pen sized things are too boring. :p)

I love playing with both food and strange things... :) But I'm not an extreme food/object player. Oh, and I'd prefer if the suggestions don't include a big risk of issues (health-wise), such as deep penetration with (if I can avoid) sugar use.

I've already heard about / done (that I can think of):

Objects:
Brushes
Lint roller handles
Flashlights
Bottles
Phones

Food:
Strawberries
Cucumbers
Bananas
Carrots
Corn

I'd love to hear your ideas! :D

Hey :-)

What about:

Tv remote
Car gear knob
Salt n pepper shakers
Vacuum cleaner

1) Put some mushroom in a Condom and insert it.

2) Try to insert an apple. If you cannot to that bite a bit and try again. Keep trying until success.

Have fun.

Thanks you guys! :)

Any more ideas?

baseball bat
the tube chips come in
stick of sausage
bicycle handlebars

On a whim while lying in a bath, I inserted (into my anus) a hairbrush, bristles first.

It was the round kind of brush, with very short 'hairs' each ending in a little ball (not a straight hair cut with a sharp end!)

I did not get hurt at all, but it took a looooong time to get relaxed enough.
Cumming with it inside was a bad idea though: clenching... auch!

Removal was surprisingly easy...



You can give that a try, but make sure to use the right kind of brush!!!

handles of brooms, in particular the Swifter mop/sweepers. Phalic enough and with the added bonus of being able to drag/push it around a room and clean with it inserted in your ass or pussy

what about a hitch ball used to attach trailers to trucks/cars you could even mount this to a stool and sit on it:)

stingy nettles
own fist
lit candle

Try a toothbrush

Update
 

What I've done so far. (other than what was listed):

TV Remote
Umbrella Handles
Frozen Cooler tubes (the things that keep your water bottled drink cool)
Thin glass vase
Sausages/Hot Dogs
Toothbrush
Unlit Candle

I'm going to try to build up to your larger suggestions!

Thank you guys! Does anyone have any more?

Hmm... What about
Rolling pins
Cell phones
Large Mardi Gras type beads
Rubber Dog toys

mmmm - that is an impressive list of insertions little one! you should be proud

I guess you are working up to things like a coke can, coke bottle, you own fist, the baseball bat etc

I sometimes challange my slavegirls more with the number of smaller things they can insert!

For example
1.what is the largest number of ice-cubes you can force in your pussy and let melt??
2.Go to McDonalds and buy 12 McNuggets (flash your tits to the person serving you if he is male) - then at home put hot sauce on the nuggets and see how many you can force into your pussy - in the evening you fish them all out and eat them covered in the hot sauce and your creme
3.buy a large ginger root - peel it and cut it into several fingers shaped like your fingers - see how many you can insert in your pussy - hopefully 5 - leave them there burning you for 4 hours - you are to edge for 15 minutes each hour but are not allowed to cum as I hope you are under orgasm control and denial during all your insertions

Also i am very interested in the stinging nettles being bunched up and shoved deep in your cunt for several hours, and you lying back with the big lit candle shoved vertically in your pussy and the hot wax running down onto your pussy lips and clit for an hour or so

Pictures of my insertions would be nice little girl - i will send you my details privately - good luck pain-slut!

An update!

I've done:
squash
pompom toys
S/P shakers
Whisk
table leg

Please give me more ideas!!!! :D :rolleyes:

try the following:
shotglasses - various sizes
curling/flat iron
hair shaver
hair clipper
deodorant containers
screw driver
honey spoon
wooden spoon
scissors handle
hard boiled egg
broccoli/cauliflower stem