Needing punishment for almost losing job
 

My job (Culinary at a rather popular theme park in VA) has a rather strict policy on giving discounts. Once part of that policy is that the cashier logged in cannot scan their badge for a discount for the customer. I did that not just once but 19 times (for a total of $92.76 or something like that) but since it was my first offense they didn't fire me. I need punished for being so bad, so here are some things I won't/can't do.

• Cannot leak at work (home is fine if I know leaking is required, I just have to know so I can wear dark pants)

• No messing at work (or home)

• I will not put anything down my diapers (I live with people, it would be suspicious, plus, I live paycheck to paycheck, I can't waste food like that)

Anything else is fair game.