With how many men or woman have you had sex ?

I've never had sex with a human, thats for sure.

I've tried a new thing. I insert one of those really large bullet dildo into my ass and pussy. The bullet in my pussy opens up the womb opening, another openes the vagina itself. The bullet in my ass keeps the ass open. I kept them in there for a week straight. Then I take them out. I can insert my whole arm without any trouble. I take a large snake which is about as thick as the bullet and stuff it into my ass. I stand up, it slides out really quickly. I do that with my pussy too.

Right now, I'm taking a bunch of toothpaste, about 100 tubes and squeezing the paste into my womb. I keep it in there for about a day. And I fuck it out... Sounds weird i know.

put as many snakes in your womb, ass, and pussy as you can and then tie your hands behind your back, let them do what they want until they all come out, repeat until you have came atleast 100 times.

Your pussy must be in ruins!

Spend the next week with a snake half up your ass, so it looks like a tail. Feed the snakes all your food, you can only eat snake shit for the week.

Haha, I love dares okay, I just finished today. Most of them just slithered out but the ones that stayed slithered around, a lot. I got a few orgasms and I cummed a lot as they came out.

Okay, I'll update this in one week.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/imag...llshit1_1_.jpg

Quick someone press the button!

Done, works perfectly. :D

hmm... doesn't work... oh well... first day... shite!! It is really hard to keep the snakes in... this is not bullshit... don't ask for pics, one of my limits

Either bullshit or the site admin should report you to the police for extreme cruelty to animals, your choice I guess.

fit 15 ive cubes in ass and as many as u can in womb and pussy

Tbf, maybe they enjoy it :P

lol, who ever said i lived in the US?

ill do it as soon as possible