In for a dirty time
 

After I make this post I am going to go out into the garden and gather all the scat I can (I know one one solid pile of cat scat, there may be more)

Then I'm going to head in and take a dump on a plate.

I will then build my cage (large dog cage) with metal zip ties, no escape)

I will then crawl in with a dildo, scat, handcuffs. and lock the cage using a timer padlock

I will then check this post for what I do next:

Please give me instruction for how long to lock the cage and what to do with all that delicious scat, only thing is not too messy as I don't want to spend hours cleaning afterwards

I have found 2 cat poo and made one log myself, im in the cage now awaiting orders, please don't be nice

Eat it all! You said you didn't want messy!

yes sir, but how long should i be locked in the cage for?

All night! Good luck