Just got my feet really dirty need some orders =)
 

well i just got my feet to look allmost competly black ((to do this, get some dirt, put it in a sink and get it wet, then put it on your feet, It has to be mostly dirt)
And i need some orders to do to them, cleaning or other stuff that i could do,
I would love any ideas, thanks =D

Lick your feet clean like a puppy would.

Yes sir, any other dares before i start?