Tell me you have small penis, without telling you have small penis
 

Just like in a tittle. Be creative, be degrading, humiliate yourself. I would love to see some creativity

My penis is the same length it was at age 13. (I am now 33.)

Last time I worshipped the ass of a goddess she told me to stop fingering her Ass and start fucking it with my cock - I was already and it was not a joke from her. So humiliating.

My little guy likes to hide, sometimes barely peeking out past the balls, sometimes disappearing altogether. My wife says it looks like he turned inside out. The hell of it is, he isn't all that small. Average size. Right on world wide average.

I'm 32 but when girls see me naked they still tell me they would feel like a pedophile playing with my dick.

When I'm hard, I call it a baby boner due to it's size