Let me tell y'all a story instead...
 

Boarding school. They sought to beat some discipline in us by making us perform an ancient musical called Jesus Christ Superstar.

Now, in the MOVIE of it, there's only two people who get any kind of signifficant screen time - this worked out well, since i and this other kid were the only WHITE people on this boarding school - believe it or not.

So - i got to play the part of Judas Iskariot. Mainly because i knew the texts and lyrics- i'd actually taken part in a performance of the same musical in a previous school...

now this boarding school wasn't your average run-of-the-mill boarding school - but i won' t bore you with the details of juvie hall.
Just rest assured knowing that we, the pupils, usually spent our time being very bored and, being very bored, thinking up ways to make the staff look bad.

In the musical - just as in the Bible, Judas Iskariot hangs himself for selling out Jesus - all was good, i had a harnass rigged that i'd slip the line onto and i would, indeed, without any danger to myself, hang myself.

All went well.

Only, i'd deliberately worn rather large pants that day. Only, there were a SHITLOAD of Parents-of-Pupils, sibblings-of-pupils, teachers, and staff members there.

Yes - i'd pre-arranged a 'wardrobe malfunction' and have been a card-carrying member of the international freeballer association since i was old enough to decide i want no truck with this whole underwear thing. In other words - i go, and went, commando at all times.

And i let my pants slip off.

Dangling there, six foot above the stage, 'desperately trying' but failing to keep my pants on.

I flashed my junk to A METRIC TON of people that day.

It was good.

1. Have your pants ever fell down in public? Due to my diet, they are falling down all the time.

2. Have your pants and underwear ever fell down in public? Nah.

3. Have you accidently told an humiliating secret to your family or friends? You mean telling my best friend about gD?

4. Were you ever yelled at in public? Every day.

5. Did you ever fart when the whole room was quiet? (In a public place) Nope.

6. Were you nude one time on your webcam, and somone who you didn't want to see you nude, from visiting your webcam? No.

7. Did you by accident send an email out to the wrong person, that had secret and humiliating stuff on it? Yep lol.

8. For Girls: Did your bra ever fall down? Was there a time when you forgot to put a bra on?

9. Did anyone see you getting dressed or undressed? Locker room, yes.

10. Did you spit and it accidentally land on someonelse? Not accidentally ^_^. Payback is a pain! xD

Answers are in the red font!

1. Have your pants ever fell down in public? Yes

2. Have your pants and underwear ever fell down in public? Yes

3. Have you accidently told an humiliating secret to your family or friends? Yes

4. Were you ever yelled at in public? Yes ( alot )

5. Did you ever fart when the whole room was quiet? (In a public place) Nope

6. Were you nude one time on your webcam, and somone who you didn't want to see you nude, from visiting your webcam? Nope

7. Did you by accident send an email out to the wrong person, that had secret and humiliating stuff on it? Nope

8. For Girls: Did your bra ever fall down? Was there a time when you forgot to put a bra on? Im male

9. Did anyone see you getting dressed or undressed? YES

10. Did you spit and it accidentally land on someonelse? Nope

1. Have your pants ever fell down in public?yes

2. Have your pants and underwear ever fell down in public?no

3. Have you accidently told an humiliating secret to your family or friends?no

4. Were you ever yelled at in public?yes

5. Did you ever fart when the whole room was quiet? (In a public place)yes

6. Were you nude one time on your webcam, and somone who you didn't want to see you nude, from visiting your webcam?i wanted her to see

7. Did you by accident send an email out to the wrong person, that had secret and humiliating stuff on it?nope

8. For Girls: Did your bra ever fall down? Was there a time when you forgot to put a bra on?

9. Did anyone see you getting dressed or undressed?yes

10. Did you spit and it accidentally land on someonelse?yes

1. Have your pants ever fell down in public? no

2. Have your pants and underwear ever fell down in public? no

3. Have you accidently told an humiliating secret to your family or friends? yes

4. Were you ever yelled at in public? probably

5. Did you ever fart when the whole room was quiet? (In a public place) yep

6. Were you nude one time on your webcam, and somone who you didn't want to see you nude, from visiting your webcam? no

7. Did you by accident send an email out to the wrong person, that had secret and humiliating stuff on it? no

8. For Girls: Did your bra ever fall down? Was there a time when you forgot to put a bra on?

9. Did anyone see you getting dressed or undressed? maybe

10. Did you spit and it accidentally land on someonelse? yes
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1. Have your pants ever fell down in public? - Yes...Because my friend Ryan deliberately pulled them down.

2. Have your pants and underwear ever fell down in public? - Nope...

3. Have you accidently told an humiliating secret to your family or friends? - Erm. Not really.

4. Were you ever yelled at in public? - Yes. Because I spent over $300..on a dress and shoes that I have only worn once.

5. Did you ever fart when the whole room was quiet? (In a public place) - Ermmm. Not really.

6. Were you nude one time on your webcam, and somone who you didn't want to see you nude, from visiting your webcam? - Nope.

7. Did you by accident send an email out to the wrong person, that had secret and humiliating stuff on it? - Yes...My crush, what I wanted to do to him and stuff. Accidentally sent it to my mom. >.<

8. For Girls: Did your bra ever fall down? Was there a time when you forgot to put a bra on? - I forget to put my bra on a lot...>.<
And yes, my friend snapped the clips, cause he was trying to be funny.

9. Did anyone see you getting dressed or undressed? - Might have..

10. Did you spit and it accidentally land on someonelse? - Yes...This biker looking guy. Then I ran.

1. Have your pants ever fell down in public?
Very private public, but yes.
2. Have your pants and underwear ever fell down in public?
No, unless you want to classify secluded public and intentional.
3. Have you accidently told an humiliating secret to your family or friends?
Not accidentally.
4. Were you ever yelled at in public?
Yes.
5. Did you ever fart when the whole room was quiet? (In a public place)
Nope.
6. Were you nude one time on your webcam, and somone who you didn't want to see you nude, from visiting your webcam?
No, sadly I've only been nude on webcam twice, and it was the only people who wanted to see it.
7. Did you by accident send an email out to the wrong person, that had secret and humiliating stuff on it?
I have sent e-mails to the wrong person but thankfully no embarassing stuff.
8. For Girls: Did your bra ever fall down? Was there a time when you forgot to put a bra on?
No guy alternative huh? Hmmm.
9. Did anyone see you getting dressed or undressed?
On webcam, undressed.
10. Did you spit and it accidentally land on someonelse?
No

1. Have your pants ever fell down in public?
Nope I wear pants that fit me

2. Have your pants and underwear ever fell down in public?
no again
3. Have you accidently told an humiliating secret to your family or friends?
no
4. Were you ever yelled at in public?
yeah i think *can't really remember)
5. Did you ever fart when the whole room was quiet? (In a public place)
Yeah i did
6. Were you nude one time on your webcam, and somone who you didn't want to see you nude, from visiting your webcam?
I don't really get the question but no noone who i didn't want to see me has seen me nude on cam
7. Did you by accident send an email out to the wrong person, that had secret and humiliating stuff on it?
nah i would check the email

9. Did anyone see you getting dressed or undressed?
Yeah at school but nothing sexual
10. Did you spit and it accidentally land on someonelse?
nope.. Jeez a lot of no answers from me

1. Have your pants ever fell down in public?
Yes, but with a little help from my friends :) I was at a summer camp waiting to do a swimming tests when a couple of my friends yanked down my trunks.

2. Have your pants and underwear ever fell down in public?
Yes, in the situation above, although I wasn't wearing any underwear, the outcome was the same.

3. Have you accidently told an humiliating secret to your family or friends?
No, thankfully.

4. Were you ever yelled at in public?
Yes, all the time, especially when I was younger.

5. Did you ever fart when the whole room was quiet? (In a public place)
Yes, I couldn't help it.

6. Were you nude one time on your webcam, and somone who you didn't want to see you nude, from visiting your webcam?
No, I've never been seen by anyone I didn't want to be seen by, at least not that I'm aware of.

7. Did you by accident send an email out to the wrong person, that had secret and humiliating stuff on it?
No.

8. For Girls: Did your bra ever fall down? Was there a time when you forgot to put a bra on?

9. Did anyone see you getting dressed or undressed?
Yes, lots of times... At camp, in the locker room, at home.

10. Did you spit and it accidentally land on someonelse?
No.

1. Have your pants ever fell down in public? They didn't FALL down....I got pantsed in public....

2. Have your pants and underwear ever fell down in public? Yes same answer as above.

3. Have you accidently told an humiliating secret to your family or friends? Yeah my friend found out about a time where I had a "relationship" with someone I shouldnt have

4. Were you ever yelled at in public? As a kid yes haha

5. Did you ever fart when the whole room was quiet? (In a public place) nope

6. Were you nude one time on your webcam, and somone who you didn't want to see you nude, from visiting your webcam?

7. Did you by accident send an email out to the wrong person, that had secret and humiliating stuff on it? no

8. For Girls: Did your bra ever fall down? Was there a time when you forgot to put a bra on? Yes I was on a water slide and fell off the tube i was sliding on and the force of the water pulled it off....

9. Did anyone see you getting dressed or undressed? yes

10. Did you spit and it accidentally land on someonelse? no

1: ahaha no thank god too.
2: no.
3: its something i need to stop with.
4: yeahhhh
5: yes, but not loudly
6: what?
7: nooooooo
8: no, ifeel weird without one.
9: yes?
10: no.

1. Have your pants ever fell down in public? Nope

2. Have your pants and underwear ever fell down in public? Nope

3. Have you accidently told an humiliating secret to your family or friends? Yes

4. Were you ever yelled at in public? Probably when I was young

5. Did you ever fart when the whole room was quiet? (In a public place) Not sure?

6. Were you nude one time on your webcam, and somone who you didn't want to see you nude, from visiting your webcam? No

7. Did you by accident send an email out to the wrong person, that had secret and humiliating stuff on it? No

8. For Girls: Did your bra ever fall down? Was there a time when you forgot to put a bra on? Im a male :)

9. Did anyone see you getting dressed or undressed? In changing rooms thats all

10. Did you spit and it accidentally land on someonelse? No

1. Have your pants ever fell down in public?
not yet xD
2. Have your pants and underwear ever fell down in public?
nope
3. Have you accidently told an humiliating secret to your family or friends?
yes
4. Were you ever yelled at in public?
nope
5. Did you ever fart when the whole room was quiet? (In a public place)
nope
6. Were you nude one time on your webcam, and somone who you didn't want to see you nude, from visiting your webcam?
nope
7. Did you by accident send an email out to the wrong person, that had secret and humiliating stuff on it?
yes
8. For Girls: Did your bra ever fall down? Was there a time when you forgot to put a bra on?
yes in gym class >.<
9. Did anyone see you getting dressed or undressed?
yes
10. Did you spit and it accidentally land on someonelse?
no