Flies on my cock
 

I've created a new account to ask this question...as it's a bit weird. Hope you don't mind (my wife knows my usual profile and I don't want her to know this just yet)

I was sunbathing in the back garden a few weeks ago, and had this pesky fly buzzing round me. Eventually it landed on my balls and was walking round my cock...I've got to admit, its little feet were really tickling and it was quite nice :rolleyes:
I watched as it walked around and I started getting an erection...rather than shoo any flies away I left them and eventually they found my cock...at one point I had about 5 on there...their little feet were a weird stimulating sensation.
Since then I've been sunbathing nude several times and hope a little fly comes by to tickle my cock :) The most I've counted on there is 10!
I know flies are dirty things and I always have a good wash afterwards...
Has anyone else experienced this? have I discovered a new fly fetish :p

Welcome to getDare. Please read the descriptions of the sub-forums before posting in them. This belongs in the Lounge.

Don't see why you should hide the fact. We're all weird on here :p

I've thought about it, but not having access to a private open area I can't sunbathe nude. You might want to try rubbing a substance that attracts flies on so that you get more. Something sweet maybe :)

I suppose flies on your cock is not that weird, pulling their wings off might be though. what I've never understood is, and you'll know what I mean if you've ever seen Another Gay Movie, why people talk about putting a gerbal up your bottom.

Yeah pulling their wings off isn't very nice...part of the fun it to see if they land on it.

speak for yourself

mosquito
 

I was outside taking some nude pics and a mosquito landed on my dick, I left him long enough to snap a pic of him. By then he was already haveing a feast, ouch.