The "If... I will..." dare
 

Not sure if this has been done before, but here it is:

You have to post a dare for yourself in this thread saying "If something ever happens, I will do something". You also have to put it on your signature and leave it there.

If the statement that you said becomes true, you have to do the dare and then you can remove it from your signature.

The dare should be harder or easier depending on the if statement. If you say something that's extremely unlikely like "If the world ever starts turning in the other direction" then you have to put an extremely hard dare. If you say something that's extremely likely like "If I pee tomorrow" then the dare should be easy (unless you want to set yourself a challenge).

I will start:

"If I have a shit today or tomorrow, I will masturbate while doing it"

I have a math and a chemistry test tomorrow.

If I get an A on the math OR the chemistry test, I will go without underwear on Thursday. (don't get test results back until Wednesday)

If I get an A on BOTH of them, I will wear a buttplug along with no underwear on Thursday.

If I get less than a B on either of them, I can't cum until Monday unless I do so anally.

I should probably go study...

If 3 people pm me in 45 min I will be all 3s slave for 3 days

I will do any dare for the first person to message me in the next five minutes

if..then
 

If i find money on the ground, then i will take off that many articles of clothing
e.g. Penny: 1 article
Nickle: 5 articles
and so on

I will do the first 2 dares a person gives me.

If Baylor loses their football game I will be the slave to the first person to pm me the word SLAVE

If I ever see a glory hole, I'll blow someone I don't know.

If I lose two consecutive games I will use panties the rest of the day.

I'll do whatever dare (within limits) that anyone PMs in the next 10 minutes.

ill become 3 peoples slave/dare slave and they get to choose for how long they control me through pm or kik : C.Adams94

If a girl sends me a pm ever, I will always obey her.

a chance, a hope...
 

#IF#
I get a PM from anyone in the next 15 minutes

#THEN#
I will post in the 'milking area on cam' thread and submit to first person who wants me.

#Otherwise#
I will log off and try to sleep

If I get a pm with a dare in the next hour i must do all sent to me and the first to pm gets to give an extra 5 dares and I will provide pic proof.

If someone beats me at a backgammon game, I will do one anal dare for them.