Mouth soaping alternative
 

I happened on a convinient and safe alternativ to a mouth-soaping this morning quite by accident when I accidently bit into a multivitamin. It was truly a vile experience.

Soaping has the unfortunate side effect of endangering anyone who eats soap. But a vitamin is safe to eat, and so you can punish your sub by making them slowly chew and really savor a swallowable multivitamin. The taste is excruciatingly bitter and vile.

What brand? That isn't my experience of vitamins?

I use men's One a Day multivitamins. They smell a little like dog chow in the bottle and boy do they taste bad.

Speaking of dog chow, what about a few spoons of dog food? The wet kind?

Multi vitamins taste absolutely awful! The only exception being those Flintstone's ones, those are delicious. What exactly is the danger with swallowing soap? I've been wanting to try stuffing my mouth with half a bar of soap and then sealing my lips shut with duct tape. Horrible idea, I know. Just sounds so damn hot! Plus, I have such a dirty mouth. FUCK..... See, told you.

Per the state of Illinois, it probably won't do much more than make you puke or give you the shits. (http://illinoispoisoncenter.org/my-c...p-hand-or-body) That being said, I have a personal preference for ingesting things that were meant to be ingested when that is an option.