Widest:Almost a fist...couldn't make it over the knuckles :P
Longest: hmmmm My dildo

in my pussy
 

a carrot with condom

I can understand why. Insertions is one of your limits...

For me, the widest object would be my 4 fingers, and that's into my ass. My longest object would be... a cucumber. I believe it was about... 12 inches (30cm) in total. I only got about 8 inches (20cm) in though.

Here let me try, I can make my fist smaller. Haha!

One of those Mini-bats from a baseball game.

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She -
Wierdest - probably the TV remote control
Longest - English cucumber - got shots, very hott.

He -
Wierdest - dunno, beer bottle kneck or scredriver handle
Longest - strap on, maybe a dildo

im 15 year old male i have had golfballs in condoms,drum sticks,apples, lynx deoderent cans and dildos up m ass longest think has to be a curtain pole i tried once widest thing has to be the 8 inch dildo hurt like fuck but still nice

The widest thing I have ever put in my ass was a fairly large buttplug -- close to 3 inches at its widest point. I was pretty well stretched at the time because we had been doing a lot of anal play but this was definitely my limit.

The longest would have to be an enema hose.

1. The widest object that I have inserted in my pussy: Just past the tip of a vibrator (I'm tight)

2. The longest object that I have inserted in my pussy: The handle on a plunger. Obviously not the whole thing, don't even think that's humanly possible. But a decent amount of it.

1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
Large dildo in my ass

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
Large dildo (23cm) and a banana once :O

The widest thing I've ever had in my ass was my fist, got like 5mm before the knuckles and just couldn't anymore :(

The longest thing in my ass was a umbrella handle :p Something like 8"

Widest is probably a 3 inch butt plug that took alot of pushing to get in. I still have it but iv not been able to get it in again even after a day of wearing a 2 inch plug and using a 2.5 inch dildo. Its just that little bit past my limit.

Longest was probably a 17 inch double dildo with about 3 inches left out of me. It just seemed to keep going in smoothly so i kept gently sliding it in till all that was left was in my hand.

weirdest someone else dildo about 8-9inches long really wide with a gspot simulator on it so it was curved. the longest either deodorant can or the dildos

I think it would be the time I put 25 ice cubes (in one hour) ...
That was ... intense ! it needs to be beaten :)

1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass?
10''dildo and both my wife's fists.:cool:

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass?
As above to the elbow.:eek: