Solitaire Dare, Part 2
 

So this is a dare inspired by this dare:
http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=73648

In that dare (for those too lazy to read) you play Klondike solitaire, then get punishments based on what you got stacked in the suit decks. In this dare, it's based on the cards you have left on the table!

First, you will need to play solitaire. It can be found here:
http://worldofsolitaire.com/

If you win, pat yourself on the bum and masturbate to orgasm.
But if you lose, you deserve a punishment, don't you?

Here's how it works.

If there are any cards left in the draw pile, you've been very bad and must start off with a spanking. Count the cards, then spank yourself that many times on each butt cheek. Then you may proceed.

There are seven decks on the table. For each deck, count the number of cards facing up, and the number facing down. Then, proceed from left to right:

First deck:
First things first: get warmed up. Masturbate slowly for the number of minutes that there are cards in this deck. (There aren't any face-down cards.)

Second deck:
For each face-up card, drink one glass of water. If you still have the face-down card, wait 15 minutes before proceeding with the dare.

Third deck:
You must edge the total number of cards in this deck before this dare is over. If there are any face-down cards, these must be done hands-free. Use your imagination. ;)

Fourth deck:
For each face-down card, pinch both nipples hard. Then, take as many clothespins as there are total cards in the deck and attach them to your nipples. If there is only one card, attach one to each nipple.

Fifth deck:
For each face-down card, slap your genitals hard. Then, take as many clothespins as there are total cards in the deck and attach them to your genitals. Feel the burn yet?

Sixth deck:
Multiply the total number of cards in the deck by 3. This is how many minutes you must masturbate before proceeding to the next step. Face-down cards (x3) mean those minutes are hands-free.

Seventh (and final!) deck:
Now that you're probably crazy with lust, you need a spanking. Multiply the number of face-down cards by 10 - spank yourself with your hand this many times on each butt cheek. Multiply the number of face-up cards by 20 - spank yourself with a painful utensil (hairbrush, belt, wooden spoon) this many times on each cheek.

After all that is done, you've been punished enough. You may now masturbate to orgasm, then take off the clothespins and clean up. You're done!
:clap:

NOTE: If any of the decks are empty, you may skip that step, but you must add one face-down card to the deck of your choosing.

Don't forget to post back and tell us how it went!



:D

I can tell you put a lot of thought into this. I will have to try it soon:)

Anyone else up for a game?