Most embarrassing orgasm
 

Who is up :p for confessing to their most embarrassing orgasm, boner or dripping pussy moments?

Mine was the first time I ever went to a public gym as opposed to a school or college one, when I was about 18 or 19. It was also the first time I ever wore lycra/spandex compression shorts under my gym kit.

Just putting the gear on got me noticeably hard so I thought I'd go on an exercise bike until it calmed down, BIG MISTAKE.

I'm cycling away and looking at the hot guys and girls around me and all the time my boner is rubbing on the inside of this hot stretchy and for me exciting material whilst at the same time my perineum is getting massaged and pounded by the saddle as I try to ride faster to forget about the boner.

All of a sudden I get that very familiar pressure feeling and stop pedaling but it's too late I can feel my cock throbbing out a big load. I feel like everyone around me must be able to see me shuddering and the look on my face, but in reality they are too busy exercising, but it doesn't feel like that at the time.

I looked down and could see I'd pumped out so much it had gone through the lycra and was now soaking through my shorts. I grabbed my towel in front of me and went to leave but I was stopped by the gym instructor. He said something about as it was my first time he needed to show me how to use all the equipment. I made some excuse about needing to pee, ran into the changing rooms got dressed like my life depended on it and left the gym. It took me about 5 or 6 years before i was brave enough to go back to that gym again.

I’ve got a couple

Once caught wanking by my cleaner she walked in right at the moment I started cumming then proceeded to talk to me and ask where the money was!

I lost a sporting bet with a female friend in uni the forfeit she watches my cum on my face

A one night stand at uni as she was removing my underwear I blew my load in over excitement, she laughed but we still did it.

Senior year of high school, a girlfriend and I were in the backseat of my car. But my car's pretty cramped, so we couldn't actually have full blown sex. So we just removed our bottoms and pleasured each other with our hands. Turns out, she gave a killer handjob (not something I knew about her before we started dating), and I blew my load sooner than I thought I would, without having a chance to move my shirt up and out of the way. Long story short, I came on my shirt, and I had to frantically try to scrub it off before I had band practice, because I didn't have time to change.

I used to be a DJ. In one bar I worked in the same girl would come into the DJ box every Saturday and grind on me. We never spoke apart from her asking for the occasional song.

One week she came into the DJ box and started grinding on me hard and didn't stop until I came. There I was in a busy bar, cum staining my jeans, surrounded by strangers and work colleagues. I just stood as close as possible to the DJ box until it dried.

Girls. if you#re grinding on a guy can you feel how hard his cock is?

I hope there wasn't too much UV/Blacklight in the bar as cum can glow quite nicely lol

Most embarrassing one for me was, once at my ex's house we had been teasing each other before I left, which she always liked to do.
So I was driving home pretty damn horny, and hard, so was slapping by cock and balls through jeans for some edging stimulation, but ended up unloading whilest driving which is a distraction, not sure if anyone notcied my face and I still had about 30miles to do though outskirts of London.
Felt embarrassing to say the least, thank god I didnt get stopped.
It is interesting and fun that that sort of pain can lead to such things. :D

First that comes to mind for me was a 2-day family road-trip. It was the second day, and it had been awhile since I'd had any privacy to jerk off, which is a bit rough for a horny teenager.

I was sleeping, and nearly had a wet dream, except that I woke up right as I jizzed in my pants. Had to wear that underwear the whole day, and was super self-conscious about it the entire time. Only bit of luck was that I was in the back seat alone, in a big SUV with my sibling sleeping in the middle seat, so I don't think anyone knew.

Anyone else got some awkward or embarrassing orgasm stories to share?

Yeah well I do, but it's really embarassing for me.
So when I was like 15 I used to masturbated quite often when I was alone at home. One day I was jerking off to my favorite porn at that time and I was really enjoying myself! When i was really close to cumming I could hear my Sister running up the stairs to our floor.
-As a little side note : I had no key for my room at that time, so I couldnt lock my door-
But since i was too close to cumming already I couldnt stop and kept jerking until I started to cum. That was the exact moment my Sister slammed my door open and ran into my room.I can tell you that I was never so quick about something in my life!
I almost instantly pulled my trousers over my still cumming cock and turned my desktop off. It felt like it happened in 1 second.
Well my Sis luckily didnt notice anything because she had just broken up with her Boyfriend and was crying and needed to talk to me.
That was really akward and embarassing for me...

One time I was swimming the length of a friend's pool. I was going pretty fast, sort of "bull frog" swimming so I kept getting a wedgie in the front (if you know what I mean). I didn't realize I was getting aroused but apparently I was. After a bit I went to get out of the pool and as I went to boost myself out over the side the jet caught me right on the clit and gave me what I now know was the biggest ruined orgasm I've ever had. I instantly collapsed back into the pool as my friend swam up. I tried to pass it off as slipping on the wet pool side but I have a feeling she knew differently. Ah to be a teenager again....

I had been extra horny watching joi cum eating instruction video - you were meant to cum into your mouth but I missed and accidentally came all over my face. I had to sneak to the bathroom without my housemates seeing me to wash it off.

Mine has to be the one that is linked in my signature. It was the first time that I did a play session and recorded it for others to hear. It included tickling and ice which are two things that nobody other than my husband has heard before.

One time in a hotel my family and I were staying a night. I slept in a bed with my sister and my parents in the next bed, before going to bed I was thinking some sexy stuff (just fantasy about a friend.) and I actualy came in the bed with my sister right next to me.

That is seriously awkward lol. Did she notice?

No she did not. I just cleaned up