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slaveboy32 08-06-2015 05:27 PM

15 Really hard, somewhat random, would you rathers
 
So these would you rather questions seem kinda popular, so here is 15 of the hardest most random ones, you will find anywhere!

Only rule is you have to pick one of the choices, and you can't pick none or either

1. Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or
Live ten 100-year lives?

2. Would you rather...
Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
Or
Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

3. Would you rather...
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
Or
Have just have the ability to read?

4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I知 sorry)
Or
Join in once to make it stop? (I知 sorry)

5. Would you rather...
Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
Or
Eat poop-flavored chocolate?

6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
They are top-half fish?
Or
They are bottom-half fish?

7. Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or
Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?

8. Would you rather...
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or
Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?

9. Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or
Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?

10. Would you rather...
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
Or
Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?
11. Would you rather...
Have accordions for legs?
Or
Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?

12. Would you rather...
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
Or
NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?

13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
Or
Live in a world where hover boards exist?

14. Would you rather...
Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
Or
Have taste buds in your butt?

15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...

Have a side soup?
Or
Have a side salad?

causewhynot 08-06-2015 05:55 PM

Good questions, I like them, they make you think a little.

1. Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or
Live ten 100-year lives?

Am I youthful for those 1000 years? Do I stay myself or will I be reincarnated as different persons? Depends on circumstance, but I'm leaning towards ten 100 year lives.

2. Would you rather...
Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
Or
Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

Hiccups. I feel like you'd get used to them after a while.

3. Would you rather...
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
Or
Have just have the ability to read?

I'd rather read minds. Then I can do lots of stuff, become rich, have people read things to me and read through their mind :P

4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I知 sorry)
Or
Join in once to make it stop? (I知 sorry)

Uh. That'd fall under the "neither" category but since I have to pick one I'd go for the first one, assuming they don't know since otherwise the relation would probably change dramatically.

5. Would you rather...
Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
Or
Eat poop-flavored chocolate?

Does the poop taste completely like chocolate? Then that!

6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
They are top-half fish?
Or
They are bottom-half fish?

Top half, since otherwise.. they'd.. just die since they can't breathe?

7. Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or
Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?

Clearly farting Popcorn. I don't think there's any choice here ._.

8. Would you rather...
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or
Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?

Pokemon, Gyarados Army is amazing~ Also there seems to be some muggle hate going on in hogwarts, so theres that.

9. Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or
Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?

I'll pick the vagina, firstly I'd know how one feels, and secondly it's probably easier to cover that up :D

10. Would you rather...
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
Or
Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?

Assuming nobody knows why the bell is sounding I'll pick that. But I'd probably pick that in general.

11. Would you rather...
Have accordions for legs?
Or
Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?

I'll pick the belly button since I don't really listen to popular music. Seems more practical too.

12. Would you rather...
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
Or
NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?

If everyone thought I'd have had sex with a goat I might as well start living a completely hermit life, and since I wouldn't like that, Mrs. Goat has a good time ahead of her, I suppose.

13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
Or
Live in a world where hover boards exist?

If huge friendly gummy bears walk around I'd always be tempted to eat them. And then I'd feel bad since they seemed to be good guys. Also hover boards are awesome, so there's that.

14. Would you rather...
Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
Or
Have taste buds in your butt?

Non stop cheeto dust? sign me up.

15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...

Have a side soup?
Or
Have a side salad?

Soup in general just has way more flavor, and has more variety, so that's a simple one.

slaveboy32 08-08-2015 02:46 PM

What kind of person would I be, if I didn't answer my own questions? So here's my answers on my questions!

1. Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or
Live ten 100-year lives?

I'll go with the ten 100 year lives. That way I could continually keep learning from my mistakes...

2. Would you rather...
Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
Or
Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

I hate not being able to sneeze when I feel like it, so the hiccups are an easy choice

3. Would you rather...
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
Or
Have just have the ability to read?

Reading minds for sure! I mean I couldn't post/be on here, but I could just take over the world instead!

4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I知 sorry)
Or
Join in once to make it stop? (I知 sorry)

I would just join in once to make it stop, one extremely bad memory is easier to forget than 365 little less horrible memories

5. Would you rather...
Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
Or
Eat poop-flavored chocolate?

This is a no-brainier for me, I mean the poop tastes like chocolate, so it would be the same as eating chocolate. Whereas the chocolate taste like poop...

6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
They are top-half fish?
Or
They are bottom-half fish?

Bottom half fish, cause than I can still have conversations and the top half can still be used for sex too ;)

7. Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or
Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?

Farting Popcorn

8. Would you rather...
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or
Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?

Pok鑪on!
I'll just splash the shit out of everyone, yeah you kicked my all my magikarp's asses but your shoes are now wet and will be a minor inconvenience fit a few hours, so whose the real winner?


9. Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or
Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?

hmm, the first one to make me think... I'll go with vagina on my forehead, cause with long hair/hats it can be hidden kinda ok, where as the peni back would be awkward, having to cut holes in your shirts and what not

10. Would you rather...
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
Or
Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?

let's go with bell, cause teacher says every time you hear a bell an angel gets their wings(TM), so I'll be helping millions of angels listen to Paul Mccartneys kinda shitty, one hit band!

11. Would you rather...
Have accordions for legs?
Or
Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?

Accordions for legs, I could be a musical genius just walking down the street

12. Would you rather...
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
Or
NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?

Looks like I'm sexing up a goat! Know one would know!

13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
Or
Live in a world where hover boards exist?

Well given hover boards should be coming around soon, I'll pick giant friendly gummy bears.

14. Would you rather...
Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
Or
Have taste buds in your butt?

hmm, taste buds in my butt means I would taste all my shits, unless I go ala South Park and eat in my ass and poop out my mouth, so let's go with that! Plus then the term 'diarrhea of the mouth' would have a literal meaning!

15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...

Have a side soup?
Or
Have a side salad?

Salad, they are a bit healthier for you.

wedgie/dare girl 08-08-2015 03:20 PM

1. Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or
Live ten 100-year lives?
Ten, 100 years, since you can die different to learn to avoid stuff like 100 ft drops
2. Would you rather...
Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
Or
Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?
Ooh good question, sneeze, i can ignore people so this shouldn't be hard
3. Would you rather...
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
Or
Have just have the ability to read?
Minds, people have to think to write, and since I don't really write much it's win win
4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I知 sorry)
Or
Join in once to make it stop? (I知 sorry)
Join in, the sooner its over the better
5. Would you rather...
Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
Or
Eat poop-flavored chocolate?
Err, if chocolate flavoured chocolate is out, then the poop chocolate since its cleaner
6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
They are top-half fish?
Or
They are bottom-half fish?
Top, not only does something ;)stay, but a large fish to hug as well
7. Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or
Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?
Popcorn, then give it to someone at a "gift"
8. Would you rather...
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or
Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?
Magikarps, since sooner or later we've got a gyrados or however the hell it's spelt
9. Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or
Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?
Forehead, switch from bj to forehead sex quickly
10. Would you rather...
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
Or
Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?
Bell, since noone would associate the two
11. Would you rather...
Have accordions for legs?
Or
Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?
Accordions, musical walking
12. Would you rather...
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
Or
NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?
Mr goat is getting fun time since no one needs to think i had goat sex
13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
Or
Live in a world where hover boards exist?
Hoverboard, because hell yes
14. Would you rather...
Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
Or
Have taste buds in your butt?
Taste buds, since now I can taste what ever goes uo there
15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...

Have a side soup?
Or
Have a side salad?
Soup if tomato

kitteninheat 08-09-2015 09:45 AM

1. Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or
Live ten 100-year lives?

A 1,000-year life sounds really monotonous.

2. Would you rather...
Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
Or
Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

Having hiccups sound more annoying.

3. Would you rather...
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
Or
Have just have the ability to read?

I love reading too much.

4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I知 sorry)
Or
Join in once to make it stop? (I知 sorry)

Ew. I can desensitize myself from watching it too much. Joining it even just once sounds like a lifetime of trauma.

5. Would you rather...
Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
Or
Eat poop-flavored chocolate?

So long as it's still chocolate.

6. You're on a deserted island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
They are top-half fish?
Or
They are bottom-half fish?

It still depends on whether or not they'd want to have anything to do with you.

7. Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or
Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?

And then I can offer it 'free' to my enemies.

8. Would you rather...
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or
Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?

I don't want to be a muggle but I still want to see the world of Harry Potter. Besides, I like Digimon better than Pokemon. :P

9. Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or
Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?

I wouldn't want to get mindfucked. :cool:

10. Would you rather...
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
Or
Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?

Maybe it'll help me get some action.

11. Would you rather...
Have accordions for legs?
Or
Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?

Isn't that pretty much the umbilical cord?

12. Would you rather...
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
Or
NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?

You'd be surprised by how affected your life would be based on everyone's opinion of you.

13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
Or
Live in a world where hover boards exist?

If they're friendly gummy bears, I wouldn't want to eat them. Therefore, they'd be useless. And besides, hover boards sound awesome.

14. Would you rather...
Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
Or
Have taste buds in your butt?

Having cheeto dust on your fingers for the rest of your life sounds irritating as hell.

15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...

Have a side soup?
Or
Have a side salad?

I fucking love soup in general. I make a pretty awesome pumpkin soup, too. :P

Night Drifter 08-15-2015 11:30 PM

1. Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or
Live ten 100-year lives?

One 1,000 year life, you get more out of it.

2. Would you rather...
Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
Or
Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

Feel like I need to sneeze, because eventually it'd be normal.

3. Would you rather...
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
Or
Have just have the ability to read?

Read. I love reading too much

4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I知 sorry)
Or
Join in once to make it stop? (I知 sorry)

Watch. I couldn't bring myself to join in.

5. Would you rather...
Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
Or
Eat poop-flavored chocolate?

Chocolate-flavored poop so long as it smelled like chocolate.

6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
They are top-half fish?
Or
They are bottom-half fish?

Bottom half fish, so I can at least have a conversation.

7. Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or
Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?

Fart popcorn, too many weird searches on my history

8. Would you rather...
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or
Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?

Live in a world of Pokemon, because you can still do a lot of cool stuff without catching pokemon

9. Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or
Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?

A vagina on your forehead would be easier to deal with I bet, and I already have one dick so might as well see what a vagina's like.

10. Would you rather...
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
Or
Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?

My name is also a large company's name so the bell

11. Would you rather...
Have accordions for legs?
Or
Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?

I can't stand belly buttons, so the first one.

12. Would you rather...
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
Or
NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?

Easily the first.

13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
Or
Live in a world where hover boards exist?

Hover Boards, clearly

14. Would you rather...
Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
Or
Have taste buds in your butt?

Cheeto dust probably.

15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...

Have a side soup?
Or
Have a side salad?

Have a side soup.

Cherry Sunic 08-16-2015 02:48 PM

1. Would you rather...
Live ten 100-year lives?

2. Would you rather...
Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

3. Would you rather...
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)

4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I知 sorry)

5. Would you rather...
Eat poop-flavored chocolate?

6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
They are bottom-half fish?

7. Would you rather...
Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?

8. Would you rather...
Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?

9. Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?

10. Would you rather...
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?

11. Would you rather...
Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?

12. Would you rather...
NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?

13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?

14. Would you rather...
Have taste buds in your butt?

15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...
Have a side salad?

An_Jon 08-16-2015 03:00 PM

1. Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or
Live ten 100-year lives?

One 1,000 year life. More richness in the experience, and, if you're lucky, you can have a pretty fulfilling millennium.

2. Would you rather...
Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
Or
Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

Feel like I need to sneeze. I feel like that's something you could get used to

3. Would you rather...
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
Or
Have just have the ability to read?

Have the ability to read minds - get rich - hire a ghostwriter/PA.

4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I知 sorry)
Or
Join in once to make it stop? (I知 sorry)

Join in once, then kill myself.

5. Would you rather...
Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
Or
Eat poop-flavored chocolate?

Poop flavoured chocolate. None of the potentially infectious side effects.

6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
They are top-half fish?
Or
They are bottom-half fish?

Bottom half fish. They can swim somewhere and alert people of our mishap

7. Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or
Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?

Fart popcorn. That is not a tricky decision.

8. Would you rather...
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or
Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?

Pokemon. I'd have so many Gyaridos eventually.

9. Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or
Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?

STEGOSAURUS

10. Would you rather...
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
Or
Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?

My bell already goes off when I'm aroused.

AYYY OH.


11. Would you rather...
Have accordions for legs?
Or
Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?

Accordion legs. I'd train to be a ninja too, just to defy society's expectations of me.

12. Would you rather...
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
Or
NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?

Baaaaa.

[I]Shhhh, only dreams now.[/I]


13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
Or
Live in a world where hover boards exist?

Gummy bears. Fuck hover boards.

14. Would you rather...
Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
Or
Have taste buds in your butt?

I could taste twice the dick!

15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...

Have a side soup?
Or
Have a side salad?

Salad. Fukken easyyy m8.

Nwbie 08-16-2015 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by slaveboy32 (Post 1871544)
So these would you rather questions seem kinda popular, so here is 15 of the hardest most random ones, you will find anywhere!

Only rule is you have to pick one of the choices, and you can't pick none or either

1. Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or
Live ten 100-year lives?

Live ten 100-year lives?, well assuming that it's normal lifes, I would prefer this because I don't have to see friends and family constantly die around me, also I prefer not to be old for 200 years long. ( I made the assumption, that physical age and condition is that of somebofy who is 10 times as young.)

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2. Would you rather...
Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
Or
Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?
Sneeze, I think I would be able to learn how to deal with it, especially since it's more constant.

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3. Would you rather...
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
Or
Have just have the ability to read?
This is a hard one but I think I would go fro being able to read minds.

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4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I知 sorry)
Or
Join in once to make it stop? (I知 sorry)
Omg, this is so fucked up XD
I don't know depends, how long and such but I think I would watch.

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5. Would you rather...
Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
Or
Eat poop-flavored chocolate?
Well as long as the poop is not toxic/unhealthy, which it is in real life. Then I would eat that which was chocolate-flavored.

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6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
They are top-half fish?
Or
They are bottom-half fish?
bottom half I guess, at least then I can talk with them and not get cabin-fever

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7. Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or
Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?
Hell yeah, fart popcorn XD

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8. Would you rather...
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or
Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?
Live in a world with pokemon, train magikarps into garidos, trade, profit.

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9. Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or
Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?
Well I think the row of penises as I would be better able to hide them but the vagina would be funny though.

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10. Would you rather...
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
Or
Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?
Fuck it, the bell

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11. Would you rather...
Have accordions for legs?
Or
Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?
Belly button XD


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12. Would you rather...
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
Or
NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?
Let people think what they want ;)

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13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
Or
Live in a world where hover boards exist?
Very hard but I think I would go for the dummy bears

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14. Would you rather...
Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
Or
Have taste buds in your butt?
OMG, hmmmm teste buds in my butt


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15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...

Have a side soup?
Or
Have a side salad?
salad

Mr.J 08-16-2015 08:55 PM

1. Would you rather...

Live ten 100-year lives?

2. Would you rather...

Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

3. Would you rather...

Have just have the ability to read?

4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I知 sorry)
Or
Join in once to make it stop? (I知 sorry)

5. Would you rather...

Eat poop-flavored chocolate?

6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...

They are bottom-half fish?

7. Would you rather...

Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?

8. Would you rather...
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?

9. Would you rather...

Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?
Think of how many people you could please at once!

10. Would you rather...

Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?

11. Would you rather...
Have accordions for legs?


12. Would you rather...
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
I'm a kinky guy!

13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly (Depends how friendly) gummy bears walk around?
Or
Live in a world where hover boards exist?

14. Would you rather...

Have taste buds in your butt?

15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...

Have a side soup?

WalkingWholockian 09-29-2015 02:05 PM

1. Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or
Live ten 100-year lives?

2. Would you rather...
Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
Or
Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

3. Would you rather...
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
Or
Have just have the ability to read?

4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I知 sorry)
Or
Join in once to make it stop? (I知 sorry)

5. Would you rather...
Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
Or
Eat poop-flavored chocolate?

6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
They are top-half fish?
Or
They are bottom-half fish?

7. Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or
Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?

8. Would you rather...
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or
Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?

9. Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or
Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?

10. Would you rather...
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
Or
Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?

11. Would you rather...
Have accordions for legs?
Or
Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?

12. Would you rather...
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
Or
NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?

13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
Or
Live in a world where hover boards exist?

14. Would you rather...
Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
Or
Have taste buds in your butt?

15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...

Have a side soup?
Or
Have a side salad?

HornyLindsey 10-09-2015 05:00 PM

1. Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or
Live ten 100-year lives?

2. Would you rather...
Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
Or
Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

3. Would you rather...
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
Or
Have just have the ability to read?

4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I知 sorry)
Or
Join in once to make it stop? (I知 sorry)

5. Would you rather...
Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
Or
Eat poop-flavored chocolate?

6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
They are top-half fish?
Or
They are bottom-half fish?

7. Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or
Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?

8. Would you rather...
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or
Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?

9. Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or
Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?

10. Would you rather...
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
Or
Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?

11. Would you rather...
Have accordions for legs?
Or
Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?

12. Would you rather...
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
Or
NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?

13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
Or
Live in a world where hover boards exist?

14. Would you rather...
Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
Or
Have taste buds in your butt?

15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...

Have a side soup?
Or
Have a side salad?

newtosubmission 10-10-2015 12:53 AM

So these would you rather questions seem kinda popular, so here is 15 of the hardest most random ones, you will find anywhere!

Only rule is you have to pick one of the choices, and you can't pick none or either

1. Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or
Live ten 100-year lives?

Live ten 100-year lives

2. Would you rather...
Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
Or
Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?


Not sure...latter, I think

3. Would you rather...
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
Or
Have just have the ability to read?

Ability to read minds

4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I知 sorry)
Or
Join in once to make it stop? (I知 sorry)

Former

5. Would you rather...
Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
Or
Eat poop-flavored chocolate?

Poop-flavored chocolate

6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
They are top-half fish?
Or
They are bottom-half fish?

Top half fish

7. Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or
Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?

Fart popcorn

8. Would you rather...
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or
Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?

Hogwarts and muggle

9. Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or
Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?

Former

10. Would you rather...
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
Or
Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?

Bell

11. Would you rather...
Have accordions for legs?
Or
Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?

Accordion legs

12. Would you rather...
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
Or
NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?

Latter

13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
Or
Live in a world where hover boards exist?

Hoverboards!!

14. Would you rather...
Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
Or
Have taste buds in your butt?

Cheeto Fingers!

15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...

Have a side soup?
Or
Have a side salad?

Uhmm what?

DareStud 10-10-2015 09:19 AM

1. Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or
Live ten 100-year lives?
10 * 100
2. Would you rather...
Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
Or
Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?
Sneezing
3. Would you rather...
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
Or
Have just have the ability to read?
Reading Minds
4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I’m sorry)
Or
Join in once to make it stop? (I’m sorry)
I think I would get used to the first one
5. Would you rather...
Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
Or
Eat poop-flavored chocolate?
Of course chocolate-flavoured poop
6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
They are top-half fish?
Or
They are bottom-half fish?
Bottom half fish
7. Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or
Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?
I thin the browser hitsory is not that bad
8. Would you rather...
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or
Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?
Hogwarts
9. Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or
Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?
A vagina on my forehead
10. Would you rather...
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
Or
Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?
The bell when I'm aroused

11. Would you rather...
Have accordions for legs?
Or
Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?
Accordions for legs i think
12. Would you rather...
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
Or
NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?
Have sex with a goat and nobody knows it
13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
Or
Live in a world where hover boards exist?
I will say gummy bears
14. Would you rather...
Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
Or
Have taste buds in your butt?
This one is very hard. i thin taste buds in my butt
15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...

Have a side soup?
Or
Have a side salad?

SIDE SALAD

moon dust 10-13-2015 12:29 AM

1. Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or
Live ten 100-year lives? live a 1000- year life.

2. Would you rather...
Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
Or
Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life? sneeze.

3. Would you rather...
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
Or
Have just have the ability to read? ability to read.

4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I知 sorry)
Or
Join in once to make it stop? (I知 sorry) if i had to choose i would join in once.

5. Would you rather...
Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
Or
Eat poop-flavored chocolate? chocolate flavored poop. its more healthy.

6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
They are top-half fish?
Or
They are bottom-half fish? bottom half fish.

7. Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or
Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone? fart popcorn.

8. Would you rather...
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or
Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps? hogwarts. i hate pokermon.

9. Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or
Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus? vagina.

10. Would you rather...
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
Or
Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name? sharp pain
11. Would you rather...
Have accordions for legs?
Or
Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music? belly button.

12. Would you rather...
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
Or
NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it? have sex with a goat.

13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
Or
Live in a world where hover boards exist? Live in a world where hover boards exist?

14. Would you rather...
Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
Or
Have taste buds in your butt? Cheeto dust on your fingers

15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...

Have a side soup?
Or
Have a side salad? soup.


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