★ BONERS/erections *ahem*
 

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
In an assembly about "The item of the Century". Don't ask...
2. How do you hide boners?
Leg Crossing or Pushing Down
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Somebody said Banana Milkshake, and because of an association in my head...
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
I just ate a grape and I?... No, no I've not.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
If it relates to 4, then N/A. Otherwise, I'm confused.
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
I had an erection when falling in a stream. When my clothes stick to my body, it's not difficult to spot
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Not as yet..
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Depends on how horny I be...
9. What's the length of your boner?
25 penis inches. The penis inch equates to approximately *cough* real inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
I get an erection from physical contact more easily, but I get one from other sources too.

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?

In the cinema the other week

2. How do you hide boners?

In the cinema it was not necessary but otherwise by pushing down between my legs

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?

driving the car!

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?

Yes, quite a few times - sometimes without being touched, other times "with assistance"

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
The last time I came in my pants I was driving the car - fast

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?

My mother catching me with an erection

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?

Not yet

8. How long does it take you to get hard?

depends, can be almost instant

9. What's the length of your boner?
Six and a half inches

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?

They come easily, other without any physical contact at all

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? Last Wednesday at school.
2. How do you hide boners? Squeeze in between lefs
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? nootthhing.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Yeah.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? Playing TorD with my friend. month ago
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? i dont know.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? nope.
8. How long does it take you to get hard? depends, usually 2 minutes
9. What's the length of your boner? 6in
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? i can get them easily if i want to

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
Probably at school last week.

2. How do you hide boners?
Sitting down or tucking it under my waste band.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
I dunno... tv?

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Yup.

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Can't remember specifically. :(

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
I don't really have one to be honest..

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
No :P

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Maybe a minute? Never really timed it.

9. What's the length of your boner?
Just under 7 inches.

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Depends, but usually easily.

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
I donno. happens about every day.
2. How do you hide boners?
hands in the pockets. sitting down.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
nothing.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
no
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
no
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
dont have one
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
yes
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
depends.
9. What's the length of your boner?
6 1/2
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
easily

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
At school in class
2. How do you hide boners?
Put up in wasteband of underwear and pants
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
math
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
never full out jizzed but have precummed alot in my pants
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
At the movie theatre
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Public gym change room walking around with a boner and came around a corner and bumped into some one
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Never
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
10 seconds
9. What's the length of your boner?
7 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
really easily

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
Just a few minutes ago, here in my room.

2. How do you hide boners?
There's no way for me to hide it. If I tuck it up, it comes out of my pants, and you could still see the bulge regardless.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Sitting in class?

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Not sure what you mean. Pre-cummed? All the time. Jizzed in my pants, not so much.

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
I would say masturbating, most likely.

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Nothing really to share, but I was nervous when I was once asked to stand up in class and I had an erection... I repeatedly refused!

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Nope.

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Never really counted... I'd say less than 5 seconds.

9. What's the length of your boner?
8 Inches.

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Very easily.

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
At school

2. How do you hide boners?
Just try not to think wat i was thinking, pull my short down and try and cove it up

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
IDk

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Nope

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Dont have one

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Almost put then got hard

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Depends on wat is in my mind

9. What's the length of your boner?
6 inches

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Depends

1- just now reading a dare report on the site
2- I'm sitting at my work desk, no one can see so i'm not doing anything.
usualy i wear boxer so my boner is stuck on my pubis/belly so no problems.
Today i'm wearing a drawers (don't know if its the good word, googletrad gave it to me) so my cock is free as if i wasn't wearing any underwear, so to hide it, i don't leave my desk :p
3- Nudist beach
4-no
5- N/A
6- No one saw it, but i felt very embarassed when I tried to go on a nudist beach and got a boner. hopefuly I was too shy to go on the beach with all the othe, i went on the next little creek, alone, lying on by belly so I hope no one noticed.
7- Yes :s
8- between 5sec and 5 min, it depends of the mood, the thinkings and what i'm doing
9- 6.3inch
10- easy, but like the time depend of the mood or the thinkings at this moment.
Since I've got some breakdowns, if i'm thinking to much of not getting one, sometime my head is working too much and it's hard to make me hard. Even with contact.

Some questions for penis owners

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
In school a few days ago
2. How do you hide boners?
I tuck it between my legs
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Sitting in class
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
I have precummed alot
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
I had a massive boner sitting down and I rubbed it
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
I got a boner and a few gis were staring right at it
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?Yes
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
A few seconds to minutes
9. What's the length of your boner?
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?

Some questions for penis owners

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
In high school.
2. How do you hide boners?
Tuck it into the waistband.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
My girlfriend.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Nope. Hopefully it stays that way, but I have sung the song as a duet while stripping.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
I said nope.
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
I gave a speech in Spanish freshman year of high school with a full on erection.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Jack Daniels, enough said.
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Depends on how much I like the woman.
9. What's the length of your boner?
Come over and find out ;)
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Same as #8.

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
today at work
2. How do you hide boners
i dont
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
if ive got an erection it is sexual!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
of course
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
At school several years ago, attractive girlsfriend, games lesson
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
speedos and swimming, no way of hiding it
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
yup
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
depends
9. What's the length of your boner?
7.5 inchs
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
easy, just thinking can do it