ride your bike with a difference
 

This is mainly for the fairer sex but guys can adapt it if they wish.
Get your bike out and remove the saddle .Replace the saddle with a dildo if you have one or something similar .
You now need to wear a skirt and no knicks
mount your bike making sure the dildo is nicely seated inside you and go for a ride .
Good luck let us know how it goes .

If you replace the saddle with a dildo without a means of preventing you sliding too far down on it my guess is: hospitalisation after the first bump in the road... just saying

ride your bike
 

many years ago for a fun dare
i used to ride a bike bareass
i would wear jogging bottoms loose so i would pull the back of them and my underwear down sit bare bottom on the saddle if in summer wear a long t'shirt or in winter wear a long coat

I agree with RST here. Try a suction cup dildo or a strap on harness tied to the seat instead. Either way, it's a fun sounding idea and I wish I could try it.

I did see a Japanese porn once where they cut a hole in the seat and attached a dildo to an additional gear under the seat, ran a chain to the gear, and it made the dildo pump up and down with the speed of the cycling. So clever!

Good call--safety first.

I've seen that porn too--and there's a sex museum in Amsterdam where they have a mannequin in the front window on a bike just like that!

Would make exercising a lot more interesting... ;)

LOL! Imagine if they were going at top speed!!! Painful! :p

Did you also see the brilliant painting with the woman saying: "do you smoke after intercourse?" I LOLd so hard.

An interesting idea! I wonder where someone would think of something that simple?

http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthrea...221#post625221

It is similar but that dare you refer too is using the saddle itself here they talk about modification on the bike.

Ps maybe i am gonna look around for a discreet handyman to make me a bike like the japanese one but that so that the part is hidden mmmmm

Boy I would love running into you on a bicycle path some day sm_limb with you going in the opposite direction of course :) Do you cycle anywhere in de randstad?

If someone could come up with an idea to convert a popular children's toy into a sexual device:

http://www.erotic-sextoy.com/pogo-st...ine-p-888.html

than anything is possible!

Dildo
 

will someone PM me what a dildo is....not so sure...i forgot cuz once i knew but i rode a bike with no helmet into a brick will,head first :I it sucked like he*l

I tried it on my bike with a dildo though a local park its fine intill u hit a pothole then it stings like f**k

Lol.
How were you dressed for it and how did you attach dildo?

My bike now permanently has a superglued dildo on it and the bike makes you really horny. I had a lot of orgasms. PS I love crossdresing normally so doing it in a mini skirt was hilarious!

how about trying this on a normal saddle, with a butt plug in?

I have done just about every variation of this bike dildo/plug in ass ride in public and at home......... No joke at all.. Serious like cancer.

And to make it really fun ride on a cobblestoneroad lol

Gravel!?!?! And Across fields..... still got ya....

Have done it Sam.

Just look at this:

MBP EDITED THIS LINK

O hell, I need a bike like that!

But for sure it needs to move before i try it...you think the bycicle shop might be willing to make me one?

maybe put a cover over the chain and gears and a removable cover over the seat...something i could hide from hubby

EDIT: Watch this for an upgraded version: I AM EAT TURD SANDWICHES

Or this...... POP GOES THE WEASLEY

I could probably make that without much fuss myself. Wouldn't dream of using it though :P

Stop posting porn links.

Ok thanks