Would you wear these jeans?
 

With the zipper down?

https://cdn.someecards.com/posts/jea...tcrack-dXW.jpg

The article here

Not even if someone paid me.

Depends!
 

This pant amazingly provides easy access of my butt to my mistress and she can easily spank me by unzipping my pants. I would wear this in private when my mistress wishes. I would wear them in public but with lots of hesitation. What if someone unzips them from behind, I wouldn't even know! And in case of an bathroom emergency, it will be really helpful! ;)

That is some serious dedication to crimes against fashion, kudos.

Depending on my mood, how much I was getting paid, and how much I had to drink, sure.

... or if my Lady told me to, but that kinda' goes without saying. :o

I'd wear em easy access for fingering and spankings

i think i only would wear them if i am really drunk

maybe, would depend how horny i am. and it would be a bit exciting to wear these in public. :o

Yeah, occasionally when I'm in the mood for some public humiliation risk

yea it would be interesting im inside a train wearing that

Amy's answer
 

Nope I wouldn't wear that ;)

Nice idea, but I think they look terrible, so no.

No. So so so so....ugly

They look terrible but worth it for the risk factor so yes

i would just for the risk and the fun. it would be more fun if hands was handcuffed so you could not stop zipper from being touched