11 questions for everybody :)
 

1. How are you today?

2. What is the most clothes you've ever worn in the shower?

3. Use three words to describe the first dick you sucked. If you have never sucked a dick, what is your favourite pizza topping?

4. What % battery is your phone on right now? Is it on charge?

5. Are there naked photos of you on the internet?

6. Have you ever masturbated while someone watched on Omegle (or similar)?

7. Would you be interested in watching me masturbate on Omegle (or similar)?

8. What is the least clothes you have ever worn while playing a musical instrument?

9a. Men: What is the circumference of your erect penis?
9b. Women: What is your favourite sports team?

10. If you have ever drank your own pee, what container did you drink it from?

11a. Women: Without wearing a bra, what is the measurement between your nipples?
11b. Men: Can you roll your tongue?

Thank you for playing, have a nice day :)

1. not bad actually
2. i dont think ive worn any clothes in the shower
3. tandori chicken
4. 23% not on charge
5. no but there are some of me in underwear /crossdressed
6. yes on a cam website but no one was watching
7.yeah i would be interested
8. all of them, ive played very few instruments
9. dont know and i cant be bothered to measure it honestly
10. never drank it
11. cant roll my tongue

1. How are you today?
Incredibly depressed
2. What is the most clothes you've ever worn in the shower?
Fully clothed
3. Use three words to describe the first dick you sucked. If you have never sucked a dick, what is your favourite pizza topping?
Small, yummy(tons of precum), eager
4. What % battery is your phone on right now? Is it on charge?
50%
5. Are there naked photos of you on the internet?
Yes lots
6. Have you ever masturbated while someone watched on Omegle (or similar)?
On Skype my girlfriend at the time wanted to see

7. Would you be interested in watching me masturbate on Omegle (or similar)?
Not really

8. What is the least clothes you have ever worn while playing a musical instrument?
Fully nude gitar.
9a. Men: What is the circumference of your erect penis?
9b. Women: What is your favourite sports team?
2"
10. If you have ever drank your own pee, what container did you drink it from?
Glass

11a. Women: Without wearing a bra, what is the measurement between your nipples?
11b. Men: Can you roll your tongue?
No

1. How are you today?
Tired

2. What is the most clothes you've ever worn in the shower?
Underwear and socks as part of a dare

3. Use three words to describe the first dick you sucked. If you have never sucked a dick, what is your favourite pizza topping?
I like just plain cheese and tomato pizza

4. What % battery is your phone on right now? Is it on charge?
It's on 46% and it isn't on charge.

5. Are there naked photos of you on the internet?
Yeah I think so.

6. Have you ever masturbated while someone watched on Omegle (or similar)?
Yes

7. Would you be interested in watching me masturbate on Omegle (or similar)?
Maybe?

8. What is the least clothes you have ever worn while playing a musical instrument?
I've never played a musical instrument.

9a. Men: What is the circumference of your erect penis?
I've never measured circumference.

10. If you have ever drank your own pee, what container did you drink it from?
Just a glass.

11b. Men: Can you roll your tongue?
Nope

1. How are you today? Good

2. What is the most clothes you've ever worn in the shower? fully dressed shirt pants underwear socks. I forget if I had shoes on

3. Use three words to describe the first dick you sucked. If you have never sucked a dick, what is your favourite pizza topping? never sucked a dick... candied jalepno

4. What % battery is your phone on right now? Is it on charge? 95% no

5. Are there naked photos of you on the internet? Yes

6. Have you ever masturbated while someone watched on Omegle (or similar)? I think so

7. Would you be interested in watching me masturbate on Omegle (or similar)? See above

8. What is the least clothes you have ever worn while playing a musical instrument? don't play a musical instrument

9a. Men: What is the circumference of your erect penis? 2.75"
9b. Women: What is your favourite sports team?

10. If you have ever drank your own pee, what container did you drink it from? No

11b. Men: Can you roll your tongue? Yes

Thanks for playing, people.

You're all useless at measuring though, haha.

1. How are you today?
- fine, thanks. And you?

2. What is the most clothes you've ever worn in the shower?
- probably nothing.

3. Use three words to describe the first dick you sucked. If you have never sucked a dick, what is your favourite pizza topping?
- tuna :)

4. What % battery is your phone on right now? Is it on charge?
- 58%, and yes

5. Are there naked photos of you on the internet?
- not sure. I think not.

6. Have you ever masturbated while someone watched on Omegle (or similar)?
- yes

7. Would you be interested in watching me masturbate on Omegle (or similar)?
- no

8. What is the least clothes you have ever worn while playing a musical instrument?
- no idea

9a. Men: What is the circumference of your erect penis?
9b. Women: What is your favourite sports team?
- not sure, maybe 5 cm?

10. If you have ever drank your own pee, what container did you drink it from?
- never did that

11a. Women: Without wearing a bra, what is the measurement between your nipples?
11b. Men: Can you roll your tongue?

- sure!

All the best,
Mike.

1. How are you today?

Absolutely dandy

2. What is the most clothes you've ever worn in the shower?

A pair of socks

3. Use three words to describe the first dick you sucked. If you have never sucked a dick, what is your favourite pizza topping?

I like pineapple

4. What % battery is your phone on right now? Is it on charge?

46% and I'm not charging it

5. Are there naked photos of you on the internet?

Yes

6. Have you ever masturbated while someone watched on Omegle (or similar)?

Yes, I love it

7. Would you be interested in watching me masturbate on Omegle (or similar)?

Absolutely, if you'll watch me ;)

8. What is the least clothes you have ever worn while playing a musical instrument?

I have played ukulele entirely naked

9a. Men: What is the circumference of your erect penis?
9b. Women: What is your favourite sports team?

4"

10. If you have ever drank your own pee, what container did you drink it from?

Water Bottle in class

11a. Women: Without wearing a bra, what is the measurement between your nipples?
11b. Men: Can you roll your tongue?

I can roll it into a taco but not that clover shape

Thanks I really enjoyed these questions. But seriously hmu if you wanna watch me masturbate to you and likewise

1. How are you today?
Not doing too badly for not having won lottery yet.

2. What is the most clothes you've ever worn in the shower?
Shirt, overshirt, pants, underwear, socks, and shoes.

3. Use three words to describe the first dick you sucked. If you have never sucked a dick, what is your favourite pizza topping?
thin, musky, velvety

4. What % battery is your phone on right now? Is it on charge?
69. Happy Meal! go figure.

5. Are there naked photos of you on the internet?
Yes.

6. Have you ever masturbated while someone watched on Omegle (or similar)?
I'm guessing that it is a cam chat site? yes.

7. Would you be interested in watching me masturbate on Omegle (or similar)?
Not particularly, no.

8. What is the least clothes you have ever worn while playing a musical instrument?
None. as in played naked.

[B]9a. Men: What is the circumference of your erect penis?
soft: 1.25", hard: 2.25"

10. If you have ever drank your own pee, what container did you drink it from?
cups or bottles.

11b. Men: Can you roll your tongue?
yes.

1. How are you today? good

2. What is the most clothes you've ever worn in the shower? none

3. Use three words to describe the first dick you sucked. If you have never sucked a dick, what is your favourite pizza topping? ham

4. What % battery is your phone on right now? Is it on charge? 1/2

5. Are there naked photos of you on the internet? Yes

6. Have you ever masturbated while someone watched on Omegle (or similar)? Yes

7. Would you be interested in watching me masturbate on Omegle (or similar)? No

8. What is the least clothes you have ever worn while playing a musical instrument? don't play

9a. Men: What is the circumference of your erect penis? 1.5 inches
9b. Women: What is your favourite sports team?

10. If you have ever drank your own pee, what container did you drink it from? No

11a. Women: Without wearing a bra, what is the measurement between your nipples?
11b. Men: Can you roll your tongue? No

1. How are you today?
I'm good. The sun is shining, I'm off work, I feel good!

2. What is the most clothes you've ever worn in the shower?
Maybe a pair of underwear? I don't remember.

3. Use three words to describe the first dick you sucked. If you have never sucked a dick, what is your favourite pizza topping?
From sucking dick we jump to pizza toppings? Lol
Olives for me please!

4. What % battery is your phone on right now? Is it on charge?
68%. I charged it last night.

5. Are there naked photos of you on the internet?
Nope.

6. Have you ever masturbated while someone watched on Omegle (or similar)?
Nope.

7. Would you be interested in watching me masturbate on Omegle (or similar)?
Nope.

8. What is the least clothes you have ever worn while playing a musical instrument?
No clothes, probably.

9a. Men: What is the circumference of your erect penis?
9b. Women: What is your favourite sports team?
About 5.5 inches.

10. If you have ever drank your own pee, what container did you drink it from?
Glass.

11a. Women: Without wearing a bra, what is the measurement between your nipples?
11b. Men: Can you roll your tongue?
No, I can't.

I'm good, Mike, thanks for asking!

1. How are you today?
Bad

2. What is the most clothes you've ever worn in the shower?
Underwear

3. Use three words to describe the first dick you sucked. If you have never sucked a dick, what is your favourite pizza topping?
Pepperoni

4. What % battery is your phone on right now? Is it on charge?
78 - no

5. Are there naked photos of you on the internet?
A few

6. Have you ever masturbated while someone watched on Omegle (or similar)?
No

7. Would you be interested in watching me masturbate on Omegle (or similar)?
Yes

8. What is the least clothes you have ever worn while playing a musical instrument?
I have never played

9a. Men: What is the circumference of your erect penis?
About 11 cm

10. If you have ever drank your own pee, what container did you drink it from?
Yes - a glass

11b. Men: Can you roll your tongue
Yes

1. How are you today?
I'm alright, tired.
2. What is the most clothes you've ever worn in the shower?
swimming trunks
3. Use three words to describe the first dick you sucked. If you have never sucked a dick, what is your favourite pizza topping?
Pineapple
4. What % battery is your phone on right now? Is it on charge?
54% currently. not charging
5. Are there naked photos of you on the internet?
yes
6. Have you ever masturbated while someone watched on Omegle (or similar)?
No, but curious about it
7. Would you be interested in watching me masturbate on Omegle (or similar)?
probably not
8. What is the least clothes you have ever worn while playing a musical instrument?
Probably shorts and no shirt playing a guitar
9a. Men: What is the circumference of your erect penis?
No idea, never measured circumference
10. If you have ever drank your own pee, what container did you drink it from?
Water bottle
11b. Men: Can you roll your tongue?
Don't think so