Happy Saint Patrick's Day
 

Lovely, Irish stereotype joke!

Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn, "O'Brian, come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye." Shawn walked to his friend's bedside and kneels.

"Shawny ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving 'ere. I 'ave one last request fir ye to do."

O'Brian burst into tears, "Anything Patrick, anything ye wish. It's done."

"Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die, and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I'll be able to enjoy it for all eternity."

O'Brian was overcome by the beauty and in the true Irish spirit of his friend's request, he asked, "Aye, tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me kidneys first?"

Sadly where I come from, the land of the geordies leek' Saint Patrick's day is just yet another excuse to get pissed by geordies who don't care about Saint Patrick's Day or Ireland.

Then again I'm english and I would love to be joining them getting pissed.. However I have no money. :'(

In newcastle tonight most places do drinks half price if you wear green, there's also some bars giving out free shots on entry, £1.20 for a double and other amazing deals, it's VERY rare to see them so low..