Not strictly speaking a penetration but I have placed my erect penis into a full tin of rice pudding and it was awesome

Nothing in my ass

Oh gosh, I inserted the legs of a Barbie doll in my pussy, too :D In my ass toothbrushes and once a toothbrush case. Just plopped in.

I'm not THAT weird!

Maybe we need to start inserting weird things up your bottom!


As for my answers:
Weirdest thing in my pussy: A shampoo bottle
Ass: Only had a penis and toys in there!

I think you know I would actually like that Goddess!

Boys what's the weirdest thing you've ever penetrated with your penis?

I guess they're called 'water snakes' - it's a toy, basically a plastic tube where the edges are filled with some sort of gel-like substance, and the center is hollow so what else was a curious guy going to try to do with it...

Boys what's the weirdest ting you've ever inserted in your ass?

That's a toss up between vibrating pen and a large, plastic lightsaber.

The weirdest thing I have penetrated with my penis is probably an anatomically correct canine pussy toy warmed up beyond my body temp with lots of lube (it was amazing! Hazel the Werewolfess, from Bad Dragon).

The weirdest thing I have inserted into my anus is probably a canine dildo (knot included, and I thoroughly enjoyed it! Rex the German Shepherd from Bad Dragon).

Vagina: a ringing phone

Ass: remote control