Things Not To Say To Your Dom/Domme
 

So I want to have some fun.. So here is a fun little post that I hope gets some response because i love to laugh. I will get things started and here and let you all do the rest.
This thread is pretty simple just comment things you shouldn't say to your dom/domme they don't have to be from experience.. Maybe you just think it would be funny if you said it or had it said to you.

Karma is a bitch
Poor baby
Your hand will wear out before my ass

No


-- Damnit, this would've been so much more fun/impact if short messages were allowed :p -- might as well add --

That's so cute!
No, you [whatever they said to you]!

Sir, sir, wake up, we ran out of glue and glitter while you were asleep.

Calling him my cumwhore is always silly to me!

"clamp your own nipples, you mean basterd!!"

Monkey thinks it's just soooo cute to purposely pretend not to understand what I'm saying, and then when I say "That isn't what I meant and you know it," he's like, "Then why did you say it?" So yeah. That. Earns him spanks if he ain't careful.

Also, bad dad jokes! :p

Edit: Also...

Monkey: Knock knock.
Me: *suspicious* Who's there?
Monkey: ....interrupting cow!
Me: No. Fuck you.
Monkey: AW COME ON!!

Seems to be his favorite joke.

Owwwghhh.... This is a fun way to find our what i am missing ...... :D

Tell them "my last dom did it this way"

phone
 

I just need to answer my phone.... in the middle of a scene

"You're quite soft"

"This is nice. I do like a soft Dom in between those crazy ass maniacs."

This actually doesn't bother me, I like to know about past experiences to see what sort of background my sub comes from. When I put out ads/accept new subs, one of the first tasks I give is to write an essay describing their BDSM history and things they liked/didn't like about their previous Dom, and to describe their ideal Dom.

I'm the Duchess I don't have a bedtime, daggit!!! :mad:

Ouch ouch ouch..... Very true...
And luckily... It does not happen.


An other reason i'm not your dom :)
As said,... It never happens