ok what do i use

For sleeping, start with something with a diameter you can take without much resistance, use that for the first 2-3 days, then go larger on the next couple of nights, only increase in size, once you can take it without pain or alot of resistance.
And always use something you can insure will not go all the way in, or to be safe, tie a string to the end of it so you can extract it if needed.

Very nice. It took you a long time to need to pee! lol

so tell me what you thought of the outcome

2 glasses isnt much water

Slice 4 bananas in half and insert the halves into your anus. Then roll up a female pad for periods from top to bottom so that the absorbant side is facing out. Now, insert that into your anus but make sure you can take it out in an emergency. You will feel like you constantly need to poop but those feelings will subside but they will keep coming back and eventually even if you try to push, you wont be able to force the pad out. After a while the pad and bananas will work their way out so i'd advise that you wear a diaper or something you don't mind getting messy.

I do not take credit for what I wrote above.

As for a homemade enema bag you can use a cleaned out soda bottle and drill a hole in the cap just small enough for a oxygen line for a fish tank to fit through. Then put the tube through the hole just 1 inch and hot glue it in place on the inside and outside of the cap fill the bottle with whatever and insert the tube in your butt, far in, and hold the bottle upside down to administer the enema.

nice enemaidea not sure where to get fish tubing from though and im just saying theif i push the pad isnt going to stop the bananas coming out

It will if you push it in, trust me. The pad will absorb the liquids from the bananas and your anus and it will swell up and make a pretty decent buttplug. Oh and before you insert the bananas give yourself a small water enema.

in addition to the bottle enema device: fish tubing can be found in any pet store. Also drill a very small hole on top to let the air get in.

Pet stores also have very cheap air bubble devices that are also very good to add a little air pressure. It's not powerful. If you find one just let the air go into a balloon that you will have inside your ass. The balloon would eventually stop filling at a bigger pressure but will be constantly big inside.

getting back on topic....

get an elastic band and 15 pens, after what has been done today if you have done. get 4 pens and tie them losely but securely with the elastic bands.... lube them up using spit or pussy juice and put them into your ass aprox. half way to 3/4ths, then start by pushing pens into the center of the square of 4 pens... continue until it gets to painful or you run out of pens

lol trust me even if it gets the size of an apple i can still push it out

i dont have enough pens for this but i have done the same dare with pencils (threw them out after, tips sort of disolved and were useless after) anyway i managed 37 coloring penicils then

how about using some fruit such as an apple or a grapefruit?, soft and round

if you have read through this thread you will see i have used apples before

I love this thread - a big fan of gaping and anal generally :) You'll make some guy (or girl) a a very lucky person!

Permanent gaping, as stated previously, doesn't really work if you want to remain continent. However, being able to gape on demand, so to speak, seems to mainly involve lots of practice and patience.

Are you into photography by any chance? If so, the gorillapod tripod things make amazing anal toys. They feel like anal beads, but you can try and cram more than one leg into your arse at a time. Or even DP yourself with the legs. They also come in different sizes from 'junior' to 'huge'... Perhaps ask for one for your birthday or something?

http://cdn.photojojo.net/store/aweso...1297539177.jpg

Failing that, I dare you to train yourself to take a butternut squash up your arse. They really do look like butt plugs!

http://www.bonappetit.com/images/tip...t_squash_v.jpg

If you like the 'toys' I'll come up with some creative dare using them ;)