Time for a Run!
 

We all could probably use more exercise, and running is great for you! So before summer gets here and being outside is miserable, grab your running shorts and sports bra (if a girl or sissy; guys, we're going shirtless!), and head outside.

But how far should you run? Measure the inseam of your running shorts (inches or centimeters if you hate yourself or are a marathoner). Run ten minutes for each inch (rounding up) of inseam. You've got skinny pale thighs you want to hide and choose 9 inch inseam running shorts? Congratulations on your 90 minute run! You take the phrase "skies out, thighs out" as a personal motto and choose your three inch inseam shorts! Only 30 minutes of running for you! You're an exhibitionist and grab your one inch inseam shorts, only ten minutes!

If you're daring enough to run in speedos (or something similar), you're clearly in the wrong workout dare. Run to a body of water and swim a lap before jogging home.