Post your ass status
 

Post on this thread to report on the current condition of your ass. Include as much information as you dare to tell everybody reading.

My current ass status:
My ass is exposed as I am currently nude.
My ass cheeks and asshole are shaved smooth.
My ass is in general good comfort — no recent spanking or other painful treatments, nothing inserted anally, and I took a dump an hour ago.

My ass is currently covered by black boxers and is facing downwards as I'm sitting down and typing this. I've got a little bit of hair, but not too much. I took a shit earlier, but I'm not sure as to if I cleaned good enough as my ass is getting kinda itchy... It also might be this chair.

My ass is covered in panties
My ass is waxed smooth all over
My ass is a treat :)

My ass is shaved smooth.
My ass cheeks and hole are warm to the touch.
My ass crack is a little sweaty.
My ass lips are mainly relaxed but occasionally clench involuntarily, probably due to my bladder starting to be on the full side (last time I peed was about 5hrs ago).

I just got spanked a little by this:
http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=232799

My ass is fine though, it was light.

My ass is soft and smooth, a bit sore from having brush handle shoved up it, and having rope bondage rubbing it. My ass is a white size 1x ass that loves wedges when I am allowed to wear underwear, which is not right now.... ;)

Currently faced down toward the sheets completely exposed. Crack full of hair

Currently in pajama pants (boring, sorry).
Waxed.
In good shape I guess? :P Sore from the gym.

My ass is lightly hairy
my ass is sore and 2 days into recovery from 6 intense anal sessions within 5 days.
My ass is round and firm

My ass is hairless and recently moisturized with cocoa butter.
My anus is emitting long, loud farts once every few minutes because I have pumped a lot of air up my ass using an empty douche bulb (an 'air-enema', if you will). The gas doesn't smell at all, probably because I have already douched with warm water before.

My ass is covered in light blue underwear.
My ass cheek is hairless and have a scar on it because an accident.
My asshole is hairy.
My ass never and will never experience things like anal, maybe spanked by my partner is still fine, anyway i have taken a dump 15 minutes ago. Someone wanna smell it ? :D

My ass is snug in my trousers and proving useful as a sitting device.... ;)

I'm currently reclining on a sofa with bent legs, feet up on the furniture, so a lot of my ass is hidden but my clean-shaven anus is in plain sight.

Currently, my ass is naked and hairy. Nothing is inside of it and it probably needs to be cleaned out. It's just a good old normal ass at the moment.

My ass was ripe and sweaty after gym but it's now clean and odorless having showered with non-scented soap.