Scat gourmet
 

Since I got so many responses from my last post: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthrea...=155849&page=1
I've decided to start a scat recipe book. With all of your ideas, we can produce a "shitty" meal for every meal of the year for a toilet slave :)

For the first item: I think something fitting for the cold weather is in order. Hot cocoa! Add a small lump to the bottom, and replace the cinnamon sticks with a thin log, stir and enjoy!

If that's not filling enough for you, and you're still hungry, you could always have a hamburger. Either replace the Patty entirely with poo, or just pile it on top for a double-decker. Don't forget the cheese, lettuce, bacon, ketchup, tomato, and pickles :)

I would love to hear any variations, additions, or new ideas. Please don't be shy, and don't skimp on the details ;)

Anybody??
 

There's so many food ideas, like the triple decker sandwich.
Start with some white bread, then
Layer one: salad. lettuce, tomato, onion, + condiments
Layer two: protein. Steak, ham, pepperoni, fish, and cum for this layer ;)
Layer three: crap! Fresh, warm, gummy, gooey, stinky... SHIT!
Bon appetit mon amis!

Let's see what you can dream up.

New ideas
 

These were PM'd to me by a scat lover who wishes to remain anonymous

Bombons: Simply take the small round pieces of poo, make several into nice size balls, add a fine layer of fine sugar over them and there you have it, i always have a big ball full of Poop bombons on my living room, my brother even ate some without any idea what they were.

Scat cake: Pretty much make the base of the cake, and coat it with a paste of poop and liquid chocolate, mash it all together well, and apply on cake.

Diarrhea strogonoff: it's pretty good, get some chicken strips, diarrhea and sour cream. Mix the diarrhea with the sour cream and let it cook in a pan on low fire so it doesn't burn too quick, and have the chicking strips cooking, the low fire makes sure the chicken meat soaks up all the flavor making the meat much better.

Sounds pretty tasty :)

"Meatball" sub
 

For today's delicious delicacy, you will need a hoagie roll, marinara sauce, mozzarella cheese, and of course your own homemade "meatballs"
Now take your shitty meatballs and break them into three or four good sized pieces, then roll them in your hands until nice and round. Disperse your "meatballs" into the hoagie roll, drizzle marinara sauce over them, and top with melted mozzarella, a nice and warm fresh treat for you :)

I would have thought the obvious one would be a shitshake, just add ice, milk and shit to a blender, 30 seconds and your done.

You could also blend shit and add water or piss until it is the same consistency as ketchup. And now you have a special blend of brown sauce.

Deep fried shit log? Would that work? Dunk it in batter first?

For a quick breakfast, shit on toast?

Poop on a plate... Then do push ups with your chest over it and when you get too tired you have to let go, fall on it,the eat the rest

Poop on a plate and put salad all over it so you can't tell.

Stuff as much sugar and salt in your mouth then..of course the poop

Try as best as you can to poop directly to your mouth from your butt

Poop on your foot, smear it all over, then lick most of it off

Breakfast burrito
 

Another anonymous submission:
The breakfast burrito:
Start with a warm flour tortilla, re-fried beans, cheese, salsa (the hotter the better) scrambled eggs and some sour cream.
Spread the beans.
Drop your log directly on the burrito
Sprinkle the rest of your ingredients
Roll and enjoy

New from a new anonymous
 

After two days of creative scat dares via pm, I've decided to post some of them here:

Sandwich .... perhaps you could make use of the sandwich toaster http://www.anyclean.co.uk/userfiles/...ch-toaster.jpg ..... make sure to spread some margarine on the bread, add some cheese and tomatoes and top it up with balls of poop. You will obviously need to let the sandwich cool down a bit before consuming it as the cheese and tomatoes will be extremely hot. I guess the poop will probably be rather hot too

Ok, here is a simple variation. Get an oven proof tray and put slices of bread on it. Place them in the oven for a few minutes till the top side starts to turn brown. Remove the tray from the oven, flip over the bread slices and spread some margarine (or butter), next spread some poop, add slices of ham (or any similar type of meat) and cover the ham with cheese. Place the bread back into the oven until the cheese melts and turns slightly brown. If you wish, you could also add some garlic powder.

Do you enjoy cakes? How about adding some poop balls into your cake batter? It should turn out looking like a chocolate cake but it will definitely taste differently.

Ok, how about spreading some of your shit on bread? Use it in the same way you would use chocolate spread such as nutella? You are obviously to consume the bread afterwards.

That's all for today

PM ME IF YOU HAVE ANYMORE IDEAS, AND ARE SHY OR SCARED TO ADMIT YOUR LOVE OF SHIT!!

Got a few more ideas,

Chocolate brownie, mixed with your scat ofcourse .
Scat cubes, so frozen scat into cubes and perfect to chill that drink.
Use thin slices to top a pizza.
Liquify it and use it as gravy on a chicken dinner.
Replace Mayo with scat for your tuna and Mayo sandwich.
You could also use scat as the stuffing when cooking a chicken.

And just to clarify, me posting these arnt an admittance that I love shit, its just I like giving nasty dares hehe.

Just keeps them coming
 

The last anonymous user has graced us with a bunch of ideas, here's a couple more:

How about vegetables with poop?
Remove the top part of the tomatoes and hollow them out. Boil some rice and mix in the tomato juice, seeds and pulp which was removed from the tomatoes. Add some poop to the rice mixture and stuff the tomatoes with the rice mixture. Place the top part of the tomato back in its place and bake the tomatoes for a few minutes. This recipe could also be used for marrows.

Obtain big potatoes, wash them and parboil them with the skin. Remove the potatoes from the water and cut them in half lengthwise. Hollow out the potato halves with a t-spoon and retain the potato pulp (the potato halves must resemble boats). Mash the potato pulp together with poop and refill the potato boats. Add some cheese on the top and bake till nice and golden.

More anonymous fun
 

A quick one ..... party egg surprise
Hard boil eggs in the normal way ..... peal them ..... cut them in half and remove the yolk. Add a little margarine, mayo (or ketchup) and poop to the yolk and mash them up with a fork. Refill the egg whites with the yolk mixture and serve

Don't be ashamed of your desires, I will still post anonymous comments private messaged directly to me, but shit slaves, you should post on here too... This cookbook is only as gourmet is you make it ;)