What has man's best friend seen?
 

So has your pet seen you naked?

Has your pet witnessed your sexy time?

Has your pet interrupted sex?

Has your pet caused you imbaresmet from their hornyness (humped a pillow, or your leg...) in front of guests

plenty of times

Yep it has

Yes as well lol

Nope never

So has your pet seen you naked? So many times, at least once a day.

Has your pet witnessed your sexy time? Of course, the dog sleeps in my bedroom

Has your pet interrupted sex? Sometimes it felt the need for a cuddle in the middle of things, or thought that was a good time to lick faces! Sometimes it was on the bed and in the way!

Has your pet caused you imbaresmet from their hornyness (humped a pillow, or your leg...) in front of guests? Nope, it's far too good mannered and well behaved. :)

So has your pet seen you naked?
Nearly every day

Has your pet witnessed your sexy time?
On occasion.

Has your pet interrupted sex?
Yes. A cold nose unexpectedly between one's legs can do interesting things during sex.

Has your pet caused you embarrassment from their horniness (humped a pillow, or your leg...) in front of guests
He has gotten overly excited before and tried "mounting" someone, but it was a dominance play rather than trying to have sex. He also tends to show just how much he enjoys getting pet and scruffed... by letting his cock come unsheathed.

So has your pet seen you naked? Yes - often

Has your pet witnessed your sexy time? Yes - has seen me masturbate

Has your pet interrupted sex? No - thankfully

Has your pet caused you imbaresmet from their hornyness (humped a pillow, or your leg...) in front of guests Yes - he has a favourite teddy bear that he likes to hump

Ill answer my own prompt

So has your pet seen you naked?
Nope she doesn't do steps and my room is upstairs.

Has your pet witnessed your sexy time?
Might have heard it.

Has your pet interrupted sex?
Nope

Has your pet caused you imbaresmet from their hornyness (humped a pillow, or your leg...) in front of guests
Yes. She likes to hump her dog bed

So has your pet seen you naked?
If you are afraid of even letting your pet see you naked, you have issues. If you have a pet odds are they are going to see you naked at some point in time.

Has your pet witnessed your sexy time?
A couple times, when I'm playing by myself, but when I was playing with someone else, they were locked in another room.

Has your pet interrupted sex?
I've only had sex once and it wasn't at my place and if the person I had sex with had a pet I wasn't aware of it.

Has your pet caused you embarrassment from their hornyness (humped a pillow, or your leg...) in front of guests
While I have been humped (arm) by a male dog we were sitting for a while, most of our dogs have been females and fixed so their hormones don't play a factor.

when I had my pup she couldn't do the stairs to the floor my room was on so she never saw me change or anything.

my pup was a female and she was fixed, but she still rubbed/humped her dog bed frequently.

So has your pet seen you naked?
Yep
Has your pet witnessed your sexy time?
Not exactly, my cat walked into my room while i was doing a hanging wedgie once but thats mostly it
Has your pet interrupted sex?
Nope
Has your pet caused you embarrassment from their unrelenting libido?
Nope, my cats are pretty tame

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[QUOTE=Nick wild;2804268]So has your pet seen you naked?
Yes
Has your pet witnessed your sexy time?
Yes
Has your pet interrupted sex?
Yes many times
Has your pet caused you imbaresmet from their hornyness (humped a pillow, or your leg...)
No

How did your pet interrupt, and how did you react?

Any interesting dares /situations your pet has watched?

Nope. No pets. Back when I was married, we had pets but she didn't like to be intimate at all. So... :-(

any interesting stories that a pet witnessed?

So has your pet seen you naked? Plenty of times

Has your pet witnessed your sexy time? On occasion

Has your pet interrupted sex? Nope, wouldn't ever let him

Has your pet caused you imbaresmet from their hornyness (humped a pillow, or your leg...) in front of guests Haha yes