26m - destroy my asshole
 

I am looking for household insertion dares, i wanna make my asshole loose and sloppy and hurt for the next day.

I have generic items like condoms, bottles, socks/undies, shower hose, veggies/fruits (i can buy), food, shampoo, toothpaste, spoons (metal, wooden) etc…

Limits are public, permanent, loud noises, I remain in my apartment.
Can send pics and vids of the dares and will write reports.

Alright, how about we start with some shopping (I know public is a limit so its fine if you do everything in multiple stops or something).

Go to a supermarket and check out the fruit and vegetable section. Take your time. Really think about the offering and how you could fuck yourself with that.

Now buy some things. Something small you can easily fit, two or three different shaped items that might be a challenge, and something that is too big for you at the moment but you want to work towards.

Also grab some lube and condoms, than report back with what you found.

I will go shopping after I get home and report back

Bought smaller lemons, apples, bananas, a long cucumber, a huge eggplant and ginger.