Story About a First Timer [NON-FICTION]
 

Took this from that embarrassing website that the other guy put up... I'd hate to be this guy

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It was my first time having sex so I was a bit nervous.

I slip on my condom and start working my way.
It turns out there was some air in the condom and due to the pressure it exploded in her vagina!

Imagine it like this:

Oooh!
Aaah!
Eeeh!
*moan*
I'm coming!!
Ugh!
BANG!!!!

God that was embarrassing, I thought I had blown my penis into bits!!

im guessing you wouldnt of posted this if you wanted people not to laigh so here it goes
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !BANG! ha ha ha he he ha ha. pheeewww. go that was funny

Tht is pretty inappropriate, MaGNeTiCMan, If I were in charge of this forum, I would delete this topic... Sex really shouldn't be discussed, there may be people as young as twelve on this site. It is extremely inappropriate and wrong, we need to hold ourselves to a higher standard than this. Plus, what does it have to do with Truth or Dare?

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Couldn't have said it any better, Rob.

i agree, although supposedly u should be 21+ to post on this forum very few people follow this rule. If you want to talk about this sort of stuff go to some sex forum.

Sorry, I didn't know. You should probably delete my post then.

i'll let depp decide whether its allowed.

lol i find this funny lol

It is very funny but it should probably be deleted if it's inappropriate. Though there is some worse stuff on this site.

lol just read it for a 2 time because want to see if i haread it still makes me lol

Well even though it has nothin to do with truth or dare its still funny and it should be allowed. People under 14 aren't allowed on here (right?) and most schools teach Sex Ed. at like 7th or 8th grade. So people know whats goin on. And for those specific 12 year olds who may be offended by this, you shouldn't be on here, and you lied about your age when joining. So... I say keep it. And userben, I too find this hysterical.

Well it is funny, and for the twelve year olds if you don't know this stuff then don't read it.... you lied about your age. There is 12 year olds on here because thats how i found out about this site

shhhh.........