What is the widest and longest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pus
 

1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?


1.The widest thing I have ever put up my arse is a golf ball,
2.And the longest a pen, i think.

P.S Has anyone ever put a deodorant can up there arse, is it possible?

The widest object probably my ring, middle, and index finger. The longest one is easy, a drumstick (for playing the drums) almost 16 inches long!

I have had one up there before, it was the widest thing I've had up there probably. So it is possible.

The longest is probably a giant pencil, about a foot long. Obv it wasn't all the way in.

a banana... stands for both

1. deodrant
2. dun quite remeber

p.s> yes..its not quite possible..it hurts bad

for everyone who says they had a deodrant can in them, was it in your ass, or pussy??

pussy`
as i said..ass was really difficult n i couldn't do it

1. The widest thing that I inserted was two fingers.
2. The longest thing was a highlighter.

my ass. It took a lot of lube and a little while fucking it with smaller objects first, but eventually it fit. I could only take in about 3/4 of it, but I loved riding it, felt sooo good.

So, as far as I know, it is possible.

deo lover
 

1. a coke can
2. 10 inches of a deo bottle

and yes, it is possible. thats the only thing i stick in my ass. different sizes :D . i've been training for years and i love the feeling of being full and stretched.

1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
A medium sized butt plug is probably the biggest. I couldn't fit the largest. I'm not sure what to define large and medium, but if you look for sets of them on the internet you should probably get some idea. Also I should probably note that nearest the base they are a point of relief as they become less wide right after insertion.

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
Dunno, but it must have been reasonably filling.

P.S Has anyone ever put a deodorant can up there arse, is it possible?
I can imagine it being possible, but I wouldn't recommend it. Better off with something that starts off narrow and then widens as you insert it. If you don't include some lubrication, then you are just asking for a bit of pain, and possible bleeding. I've had bleeding, but only temperarily.

Widest? Golf ball XD

Longest, Toilet brush... Got it past the rubber handle.

Deo can? no XD

widest and longest is my wifes fist ;) yes I said her fist. don't really know exactly how far past her wrist it went in

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Longest thing I have stuck up my ass (well, at least the thing I got furthest in) was a hammer. Handle-first, of course! Not tried anything particularly wide, so three fingers was probably the widest thing I've tried inserting.

this cind of stuff is n my limits so i ahev never done anytrhing similiar byt overall this is a great thread i love the idea!

prob biggest thing/most bizzare was a flashlight up my ass. Goood times!

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Longest and widest for me have to be a Cucumber, did it to prove it could be done. Regretted it for about a day afterwards...very sore!

widest and longest would have to be a bowling pin 'forced' in.

after that would be a shampoo bottle for both...then a billiard ball for widest


deodarant..as said is def possible..and is a good fill up!

im going to ave to say a foot long candle for both of them lol

OH MY GOSH.
Dude..

longest- my ex's dick
widest- golf ball

=]

Longest - a guys dick
Widest - a dildo (same guy I said for longest inserted the said dildo in me)

a girls strap on ..and it got pretty wide, when she really went at it..

Anal

Widest:
Cucumber/4 fingers/16 oz Soda bottle probably are all tied on width.

Longest:
2 feet of an old shower hose, about 1/4 inch diamater (Bad idea if you aren't cleaned out/use a ton of lubricant)

Wierdest: A one piece swimsuit

longest:drum stick
widest:large dildo hurt really bad i was sore for 3 days

Widest in my pussy would be a shampoo bottle or even or a 24 oz. bottle of water.

Longest in my pussy would be half the handle of a plunger.

widest and longest thing in my ass would be my biggest didlo 7 and a half inches long and proble about a little over an inch thick

Longest thing that's been in my ass is probably a carrot.

The widest thing that's been in my ass was probably five fingers, I couldn't get my whole fist in past the knuckles it was too wide.

Widest: Screwdriver handle
Longest: Toothbrush

Widest:Almost a fist...couldn't make it over the knuckles :P
Longest: hmmmm My dildo

in my pussy
 

a carrot with condom

I can understand why. Insertions is one of your limits...

For me, the widest object would be my 4 fingers, and that's into my ass. My longest object would be... a cucumber. I believe it was about... 12 inches (30cm) in total. I only got about 8 inches (20cm) in though.

Here let me try, I can make my fist smaller. Haha!

One of those Mini-bats from a baseball game.

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She -
Wierdest - probably the TV remote control
Longest - English cucumber - got shots, very hott.

He -
Wierdest - dunno, beer bottle kneck or scredriver handle
Longest - strap on, maybe a dildo

im 15 year old male i have had golfballs in condoms,drum sticks,apples, lynx deoderent cans and dildos up m ass longest think has to be a curtain pole i tried once widest thing has to be the 8 inch dildo hurt like fuck but still nice

The widest thing I have ever put in my ass was a fairly large buttplug -- close to 3 inches at its widest point. I was pretty well stretched at the time because we had been doing a lot of anal play but this was definitely my limit.

The longest would have to be an enema hose.

1. The widest object that I have inserted in my pussy: Just past the tip of a vibrator (I'm tight)

2. The longest object that I have inserted in my pussy: The handle on a plunger. Obviously not the whole thing, don't even think that's humanly possible. But a decent amount of it.

1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
Large dildo in my ass

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
Large dildo (23cm) and a banana once :O