A pen :D, don't have anything bigger which is safe to insert

1. Widest in ass is probably 11 pencils, in pussy must be my bf's dick.
2 Longest in ass is probably a small flashlight (maybe 6in long?), and in pussy its also my bf's dick.

Hmmm Widest - a butt plug
and longest in my pussy was a long thick carrot :D

Widest: 3 inch ace of spades plug
Longest: 18 inch double dildo

Regarding width it was nothing special: 1.5cm or something like that.
But what I inserted was this hose to give myself the relaxing, last enema of the day, while lying in the bath. With the bathwater the hose was much slicker then usual. So I continued inserting it more and more in my empty bowel...

When I pulled it out afterwards it turned out to be in much further then I could believe: about 1 meter!

1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
a small ruler on a dare.
2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
a 10 1/2 inch vibrator

1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
Bottle of Shampoo
2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
Handle of a toliet plunger, it hurt alot

Ass-
Either my master's dick, of if that doesn't count, then the second biggest/widest was a hairbrush, about an inch wide by 7-8 inches long

Pussy-
Same as before, master's dick, and the second biggest was a bottle about 1.5 inches wide and 8 inches long.

widest, three fingers, longest, hot dog, my ass it too tight for anything else :(

1. Ass, My fist (I love it and do it all the time)
2. Probably a big banana

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Bowling pin.

oh yeah ;D

Widest - Prob and average sized apple :)

Longest - Banana, Most of a cucumber :)

longest is probably a cucumber (didnt go all the way in)
biggest probably a homemade buttplug

I have had all types of things in my ass, from basics like fingers, pens, pencils, and markers all the way to bizarre things like broomsticks, plunger handles, banannas, cucumbers, and carrots. The widest was a 3" thick dildo that was 18" long. That sucker hurt like hell and really took some teabagging to impale myself on. The longest would have to be the broomstick, but I couldn't say how much of it I actually inserted. Great thread!

1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass? I believe it was a bottle (didn't fit at all ;) )

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass? the "non brush end" of a toilet brush