For those who like toothpaste....
 

...the next time you masterbate, use Vicks VapourRub as your lube....

Now the jar says external use only, so I recommend girls to put it on your clit and/or your nipples.

Guys can use it on their whole area down there, just don't recommend it for anal as I don't know if it's safe there.

Drewsky...