♥ TEDDIES ADVENTURES ♥ (story)
 

RAWRRRR Roared “Dan O Saurus Rex” as he started his dare.

Earlier that week, he had been sat down with his friends playing truth or dare. Now you are probably thinking why the hell is a scary dinosaur playing truth or dare. Well it was actually just something that he was doing to pass the time of day, while his owner Rachie went out to play. He had heard several times about the game from what his owner had mentioned to her friends, and he was feeling a little left out.

He had called his friends to order and they were all sat on the purple bed sheets ready to start the truth or dare game. The current main leader was Billy Bear, who was actually very silly, and his friends had given him the nickname of “silly Billy”

“Is every teddy ready and sitting comfortable” asked Billy, preparing for the start of the game.

“Well a few of them are still finishing off the tea party, but let’s start anyway”

“Ok” said Panda who was wearing a white coat with black spots as usual. “How is this going to work out?” the Panda continued.

“Dunno” answered Silly Billy.

“What do you want” replied Dino believing Billy had shouted for him (Dino). He was quite deaf with all the roaring he had been doing protecting every teddy from the evil human.

“Well I will start out and ask anyone here a truth or dare. If they chose dare and do it, they can dare anyone anything, however if they say truth and do it, the person that gave them the truth gets to chose the next person, but not the question” croaked froggie, setting the rules straight for everyone.

“Does every teddy understand” croaked froggie afterwards.

“What don’t you understand” asked froggie looking at Silly Billy who was shaking his head.

“I understand” Billy said, as he had totally forgotten what a nod and shake of the head actually meant.

“Right then, as it’s my turn first I will ask, Billy truth or dare” croaked froggie once again.

Billy looked confused once again, “Dare” he eventually said.

“Ok I dare you to Strip for 5 minutes” froggie croaked, having never seen” Billy Bear” bare all before.

Billy looked up confused, “That’s not a question” he started to mutter through his zippy mouth.

“You are a big Silly Billy, you said Dare” roared Dan O Saurus Rex, almost roaring his head off.

Billy continued to look confused as several teddies explained what truth and dare meant. “Oh I get it” said Billy realising that he would now be forced to bare all.

Billy started to tug down on his top, not realising that it needed to be pulled over his head instead. Eventually the realisation sunk into that silly bear skull that the top which already stated “Up Up and Away” needed to be pulled up, realising this it was slowly pulled up over his head. Pop, it went as his head was pulled free of the small t-shirt that his owner Rachel had kindly put on him over the summer months.

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"I thought you were a big bear and out of nappies now" laughed froggie, embarrasing his friend quite a bit.

"I thought they suited me and they are very comfortable on my hairy bum. It seems agers since i last had a shave" replies Billy

There was a roar of laughter from the teds before a compliment was finally made, “Your bear chest looks bearrrry good”, giggled the black and white spotty thing (panda).

Ok Billy, seeing as though you have done the dare, you get the opportunity to choose anyone.

“Who is anyone” asked Silly Billy, forgetting things again.

Several teddies laughed and tried to explain. It took plenty of time before Billy finally believed he understood, “Ok, I would like to ask ……………………..”

TO BE CONTINUED ……………………………..


What will happen next?
Who will Billy ask?

Keep reading Teddies Adventures for more laughs and thrills.

All comments are much appreciated.

OMG, soo funny!!!

Dare, err I mean truth!!!!

ahha, you said dare firse!!

:D <---- my face lol

really good rachel and really funny :)

cant wait till next part x x x x

just read it again :P
its just really funny and puts a smile on my face :D

Ohhh this is not what I have expected :D

The first part is funny lol, I like the names.

Funny, wasn't expecting this eager to see where it's going

Really good idea for a story, so funny!

Can't wait for some more :)

I think this is my favorite story so far. You have a wonderfull imagination, Rachie.

I have alot of really brightly coloured Teddy Bears in my bedroom that I once used to enact a story called "Bear Pride" to try and explain to my little sister what her big brother was going through.

I like Silly Billy. He's my kind of bear. :3

Very funny :P
 

Indeed, it's a good story to pass the free time I have in the morning, will look forward to the next chapter~<3

Ha ha. So funny! Really a different idea. :D And oh! The text is much easier to read. Way to go Rachie!!!!

:D this is hilarious, and I love it!
waiting for the next post!

:D That's so sweet and awesome. I'm really looking forward to the next chapter. :3

Amazing Rach and love the added detail with pics

-reads again- ..

Omg is it about stuffed animals playing truth or dare? Lmao!

Well funny, weird , & new .. I like it ^.^
Keep it coming Rachie xox

o.o ..

I love this story!!!
It is so funny! And it is really fun to read!
I can't wait for the next part to come! :D
Love Sally xoxoxoxoxoxo
<3 Your Ultimate Fan! <3

It's all fun and games until someone loses a button eye or someone's stuffing gets pulled out!

Interesting concept. Refreshing compared to the usual stories.

Love it! So glad you started a new story.

Cute teddies, made me laff alot

This is cute and funny~ :D Can't wait for the next part.

Defiantly different to other stories. Love the originality keep going

Rachie you are one silly writer. I shall see how this story goes.

Silly funny comical great, what more can I say,

Lol I wonder if they are going to be as cruel and mean as the ppl from the strip poker story :D

I love it!! Its such a cute take on TorD too. :)

Another masterpiece sounds funny and a laugh to read

Thanks for all the kind words and comments so many people have made.

Thanks for the 8 people who have left thanks and the 8 people who have rated the story already.

Thans Leo for the help :)

So who is Silly Billy going to ask?

What will happen next, find out now in .......



“Ok, I would like to ask, can we sunbathe tomorrow?” asked Silly Billy, who was really confused by the rules.

“No, No No,” croaked Froggie.

“When is it going to snow?” asked Dan O Saurus Rex, who again misheard Froggie’s croaking.

There was again squeals and laughter, as Dan O Saurus Rex really was funny when he heard wrong.

Froggie again explained to Billy about the rules while Dan O Saurus went hunting for snow. Not finding any anywhere Dan O Saurus came back happy that he had frightened the silly white stuff away.

Now that Billy was fully up to speed with how the game went, he growled in his bear voice, “Floppy.”

Floppy’s ears stood on end as his name was mentioned.

Floppy had massive ears and could hear everything from miles around. What should he choose he wondered? After a few minutes, he finally growled, “tooth, please”

After a few laughs from floppy’s pronunciation, and nagging for Billy to think of a question, it finally arrived.

"What would you like to have for tea?" asked Billy.

It really was a silly question, however the teddies had to agree that at least it was a truth, and Floppy was forced to answer.

"Something big," he barked. "Like the biggest bone you all have ever seen.”
Finishing his sentence, he scampered off to fetch one of his precious bones, hoping beyond belief that it may have grown.

Arriving back with what looked like the tastiest bone in the world, he sat down, still hoping it would magically grow.

Of course nothing like that could ever happen, could it?

"So what's next then?" asked Panda, believing it was time for floppy to choose someone.

With his bone half way down his mouth, Floppy asked, “Cuddles, truth or dare?”

Everyone stared at the black and white cow, wondering what he was going to chose.

“Truth,” they all heard a moo-ment later.

“Have you ever seen anyone shave or wax?” asked Floppy quickly as he didn’t want to miss too much opportunity with his bone.

“Well I have often wanted to shave myself but my moo-d has never been correct at the right moo-ment, I have however seen Rachie’s, and I--”

Just then Roary woke up "what in the name of teddy room is going on?" he shouted, followed by trying to give his usual roar, but only a quiet whimper came out.

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Everyteddy went quiet as they wondered what could have happened to Roary's roar. They all sat in amazement - even Roary was shocked; he was usually the king of teddy room and now even Dan O Saurus had a scarier roar than him.

With no answer from the teddies, Roary tried to repeat himself with a loud roar, but again nothing happened.

"No teddy is going up anywhere," said Billy Bear, who was sat holding his t-shirt in his paws that stated up up and away.

Froggie started to explain that they were playing a game to pass the time of day.

"Yum" cried Floppy as he continued to gnaw on his small tasty bone.

"What's in that bag over there on the side?" asked Panda, changing the subject, totally having never seen the mysterious bag before.

"Rag, what rag?" asked Dan o Saurus Rex, hearing wrong once again. He then quickly scurried off to hide (misheard side.) He wondered why had his friends asked him to hide. Was it time for hide and seek?

Meanwhile the teddies were forming a plan to get to the bag. It was too high up to reach, but they were all curious to know what it could contain.

"Listen to me," ordered Roary without his traditional roar. He was hoping that the mysterious bag had something to do with his missing roar.

But how could this be possible?

TO BE CONTINUED ........


What is the mysterious bag?

Will it contain clues to finding the missing Roar?

Keep reading Teddies Adventures for more cuddly fun

Looool :D this story is so funny

Nooo T~T What happened to his rawr?

Awww... what a cute story honey. he he he :D

Nice chapter Rachie. It's funny for sure.

Lovely lion. Another funny part

Can't wait for some more, such a funny story so far :D

The mysterious bag hold strange long tubular object that make the Teddies all shake when the switch on the bottom is turned on! This must be the Supreme Being that the Teddies owner calls to when she uses it. Every night the Teddies hear her shout "Oh God!" while she is holding it!