100 of the most random questions you can ever answer...........i dare you to do it
 

1. What's your bday?

2. How many children do you want to have?

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?

5. Any pets?

6. If yes, what kind?

7. What is your dream vehicle?

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?

11. Describe your perfect date?

12. What is your darkest fantasy?

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?

24. Do you like chocolate?

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?



26. What's your dream life?

27. What scares you the most and why?

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
38. Who's the worst?

39. What are you most jealous of?

40. Are you OCD about anything?

41. What would you do if your best friend died?

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?

46. What size is your bed?

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?

50. What is more important - lust or love?

51. Define marriage in a sentence.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?

53. Does size matter?

54. Do you have any STDs?

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?

57. What’s your favorite position?

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?

61. How often do you masturbate?

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?

81. What was your nickname in high school?

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?

89. Do you think you are selfish?

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?

91. What is your favorite drink?

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?

93. What is the last book you read?

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.

99. What is your greatest weakness?

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?

1. What's your bday? April 29th

2. How many children do you want to have? o

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) If I had to Sumner Lee

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? If forced to have them I would say late 20's

5. Any pets? Not at the moment

6. If yes, what kind? N/A

7. What is your dream vehicle? Ford Fusion in black from the original year/model when they came out

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Japan and I would buy tons of electronics

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes and lips
because eyes are the windows to the soul and lips feel nice

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Mp3 player, 3 books and my nintendo DSi

11. Describe your perfect date? A theme park date

12. What is your darkest fantasy? Fantasy rape

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Change my body type, have whiter teeth and be easier to understand

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Must be tall with either green or blue eyes, intelligent, nicely dressed, slender build.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Hot :D done

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No but I want to

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Um I don't believe so

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? Not unless forced

19. If yes what animal? Dog

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? dog

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?me participating with the 50 with my friend

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? I would buy a lot of electronics and a house!!!

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Go back to the friday before my boyfriend and I started dating and make the move on him

24. Do you like chocolate? Some

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Because micro sounds cuter xD

26. What's your dream life? Eternal happiness with some stresses

27. What scares you the most and why? I am scared of dying because I don't know whats out there when we finally do end.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? I love the ocean/waves. the sky when its so beautiful and blue, rainy days

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? chest because I like a chest to sleep on

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? Hm I'm not sure!

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no but heard about it

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? heard about the hot pepper challenge and think I could do it

33. If so, which ones? ones with spice

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Most emotional was letting go of feelings for someone I had for a long time...its tough. Physically I don't really have anything

35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not taking enough risk and not enjoying everything while it was there

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Actually live

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My boyfriend...he supports me in everything

38. Who's the worst? My mother

39. What are you most jealous of? People who have it all together

40. Are you OCD about anything? Keys, wallet, Netbook

41. What would you do if your best friend died? I would be in despair for a long time :(

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?no

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Cursing

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? ouch...probably someone I have known online

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? phone calls and email

46. What size is your bed? single

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? because they think it may prevent sparkly vampires

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? to be able to provide for my family

50. What is more important - lust or love? both...can't have one without the other in a relationship

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Making a commitment to not give up on who you are with even when they piss you right off and sticking through.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? numbers

53. Does size matter? In all ways yes

54. Do you have any STDs? no

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? giving blow jobs...my tongue and mouth are amazingly good at what they do

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Getting on top and riding :/

57. What’s your favorite position? Doggy

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? free without obligation xD

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Hmmm not sure

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? No where truly

61. How often do you masturbate? everyday unless instructed otherwise

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no skin tickles birds

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 2 weeks?

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? yes but deleted right away

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?no where odd

67. Did you get it? NA

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Yes

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? People who walk slow and idiots

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Charlene blesses you

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Not to spend so much time dealing with people who weren't worth it and drop out of IB earlier!!!

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? sometimes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? never

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?NA

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Pull out a wedgie cause those suck!

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? *goes video game girl here* Link from legend of zelda or linebeck from Phantom Hourglass

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Back talk and forging my grandmothers signature it was a gift xD

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? people doing scat play sorry

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? depends on how awesome you are

81. What was your nickname in high school? Char!

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Foxfire... it works...I was shy but overly loud like some of the girls in the film

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Working for my grade 6 teacher

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? The ignorance and intolerance people have is what I hate. I love when people have the ability to better themselves through education and spiritual change.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? when I was 16 to fort lauderdale

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Put on clothes so I don't walk nude in my house

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Australia!

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Because too many issues with ambulances...pizza is amazing and people always get what they need

89. Do you think you are selfish? Not really

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because they would look stupid

91. What is your favorite drink? Diet pepsi!

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Hm...milk, some veg, eggs

93. What is the last book you read? q & a by Vikas Swarup

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? Don't know or care as I'm not American

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
Queen empress of the little ones

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Down to Nothing

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Eclectic, unforgettable, edgy

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Never had a bad boss since I work for myself

99. What is your greatest weakness? Temptation to food

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0 to the exponent of 2 (0^2)

1. What's your bday? January 19th

2. How many children do you want to have? 2 girls(i hope) probably

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Alara Michelle, & Tiffany Kristine

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? late 20s

5. Any pets? yes

6. If yes, what kind? a dog that is higher than my knees

7. What is your dream vehicle? ferrari california in cherry red. or a midnight blue 2002 honda Cr-v

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Spain--Barcelona, or Hawaii...well whatever people do in spain or hawaii

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? eyes or lips because eyes are shiny(wow that sounded dumb) and pretty and lips because theyre soft and kissable

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? A years worth of dares...it's a private island. i.e. no interruptions lol a tv with a built in dvd player. electricity if there wasnt any. and a disney dvd box set, and a house

11. Describe your perfect date? Long walk on the beach.... lol How about a day together alone with no interruption from anyone doing whatever we wanted. Or i'd settle for a day together at disney world or something lol

12. What is your darkest fantasy? darkest fantasy... i had a forced sex/rape fantasy for a little while that turned me on...not so much anymore

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? i'd be a smidgen taller, my hair woulld be blonde like it was when i was little, i'd be less bitchy

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. sweet kind, yet has a bit of an attitude and isnt a pansy.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? eww germs...but id do it anyways to an extent (not eating poo...)

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? nope

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? only if they threaten to kill the others as well...

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? depends on my sobriety level and the animal
19. If yes what animal? nothing that slithers or flies. or too big it would break something...
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? depends...are they cute guys or ugly guys?

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? i'd pay for college tuition for a year with some extra cash

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? middle ages-->so i can be a princess=)

24. Do you like chocolate? ugh yeah

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? because when its soft its small...and mac=apple



26. What's your dream life? president, super star or my favorite: freelance spy who is hired by various us agencies works undercover as a model and lives 3 separate lives.

27. What scares you the most and why? being alone. having no one to trust while having the world crash down on my head and the rug yanked out from under me

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? mountains, water, rain

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? fingers...there is so much they can do its awesome

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? to make you feel comfortable...and so they can go see other people for a little while

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? physically--climb a rock wall emotionally--trust someone

35. What are your two biggest regrets? not being more open to things. being so antisocial as a kid
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? id be friendlier

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my cousins
38. Who's the worst? my sister or my uncle

39. What are you most jealous of? people with money and power
40. Are you OCD about anything? no.....

41. What would you do if your best friend died? i don't know. nothing would ever be the same again.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? what? lol

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? junk food

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? oh i know many options...*cough*maddi*coughcough*

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? amnesia...its a chance to start over

46. What size is your bed? double/full

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? to keep animals out and the corpse from falling out if dropped...

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? a cinderella story

50. What is more important - lust or love? love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Marriage is the union of two people who are completely and totally in love with each other and not just because of sex or money.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? people duh

53. Does size matter? depends on what. a milkshake? yes the bigger the better. sexual organs? no lol

54. Do you have any STDs? no...v.i.r.g.i.n.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? is being cute a skill?
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? orgasm? lol

57. What’s your favorite position? missionary?

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) nope lol

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? V.I.R.G.I.N.

61. How often do you masturbate? once a day...if allowed

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 3 years... or 3 months depends on if you count what i was doing then as masturbating(since i dont really remember lol)

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? no

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? never applied for a job lol
67. Did you get it? no lol

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? yes. id be a stripper not a ho

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? things not matching or being crooked

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? good luck (new star trek reference...)

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? i'd end them faster...ask me again on june 5th, 2011...

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? no

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? all the time

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 85 mph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? run around naked

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? prince charming or hercules...theyre cute what do you want from me?

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? lying & hitting...
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? boys' locker rooms

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? no

81. What was your nickname in high school? terrible. bitch. la presidente lol

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? I am So Sorry For You...rated PG 13

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? the birth of my little sister i guess

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? free will

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? 4 months old...to denver

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? hit the snooze button & go to the bathroom... lol

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? spain

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? there are more pizza drivers

89. Do you think you are selfish? yes

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? because there isn't a time dance duh

91. What is your favorite drink? water or chocolate milk

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? milk, and lettuce...

93. What is the last book you read? completed: go ask alice not completed: frankenstein

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 200 million

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? bring on total domination of an alien planet... I shall be considered a goddess among mortals...and it shall be fabulous.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Dont Rain on My Parade

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? a total bitch

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. my mother

99. What is your greatest weakness? caring too much...

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0

1. What's your bday? October 12th

2. How many children do you want to have? Maybe 2 or 3 or 4

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) I have no clue for both

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? No clue

5. Any pets? Nope, all died, lol.

6. If yes, what kind? N/A

7. What is your dream vehicle? A vehicle that works

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Great Britain dud! :p Still my fav country. I would visit Blank!

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? eyes. I dont know

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? a clock for time, chain saw, axe both for wood, tissues for when I get sick, insect repellent so insects wont bug me

11. Describe your perfect date? Walking anywheres

12. What is your darkest fantasy? I have no clue

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? dont know

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. nice, caring, non-alcoholic and non drug addict.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Never experienced it

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? A what?

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? I have no clue

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? If animals id my only means for food

19. If yes what animal? any animal that has food on them

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? N/A

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? I would say stuff and accept any punishment from it. Do the first one.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? Wisely

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Don't know

24. Do you like chocolate? yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Because they chose Microsoft



26. What's your dream life? Staying home. Eating home. Playing video games and PC games

27. What scares you the most and why? Being in the woods alone when it is dark. Because you cant see whats going on

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? grass, trees, water

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Bellybuttton. Because they are so cute.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? maybe they are suppose to

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? N/A
33. If so, which ones? N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Going up to my teacher to tell them I lied to get my way.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? nothing I guess
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? N/A

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My dad
38. Who's the worst? no one

39. What are you most jealous of? It comes in spurts

40. Are you OCD about anything? No, I am not

41. What would you do if your best friend died? cry at night? I dont know

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? heck no

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? nothing

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? I wouldn't. I will just try to reason with them

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? first one

46. What size is your bed? I have no clue. I don't measure it. :p

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? it wants to be.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? second one

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? To fly

50. What is more important - lust or love? love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. a couple who loves each other

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? because they are living beings

53. Does size matter? Depends on situations

54. Do you have any STDs? No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? none, lol
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Every area, lol

57. What’s your favorite position? I have no clue

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? I never even heard of that term before

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Nioe

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? N/A

61. How often do you masturbate? Not often

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? Maybe. It all depends if someone tries it on them

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 20 years

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? no

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? none
67. Did you get it? N/A

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? yes

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? No clue what that is

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? nope

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? God wont sneeze. He could never sneeze. Could he? sure. Will he? doubt it

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Talk more

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? sometimes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? often

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 30 but for like 3 seconds

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? tell them to look or ask them if they are looking

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? cartoons? What cartoons? They are the thing of the past! :p

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? I forget

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? cum

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? maybe some day

81. What was your nickname in high school? The Quiet One

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Gandhi. Stuff happens similar. Passion of the Christ. stuff happens similar

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? When Sc2 came out and soon to be NBA Jam Wii

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? Love that they are God's work and hate how people can hate and insult one another.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? Florida, ages ago.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? get out of bed. :p Turn on my computer.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? UK

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Did you tesr it?

89. Do you think you are selfish? Sometimes

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Because, that is not civil

91. What is your favorite drink? Chocolate milk

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Too much to mention

93. What is the last book you read? Who knows

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? Many

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? no clue

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? My name then... the loser

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? I'm a loser

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. No. Private

99. What is your greatest weakness? hit on the nose

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? I was never good at algebra

1. What's your bday?
August 24

2. How many children do you want to have?
5

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
In a perfect world...
Connor Jackson
Marissa Elizabeth
Adam Lucas
Carly Diana
Amber Sophia


4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
Many years down the future

5. Any pets?
Couple cats and a dog.

6. If yes, what kind?
I don't know what kind of cats; they're all adopted, and a beagle.

7. What is your dream vehicle?
Something that runs. Still in the process of that!

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Japan and explore everything.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
The eyes; they are the window to the soul.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
A sketchbook, tons of pens, tons of blankets, my ipod (mine is old, it only plays music and movies), and a generator

11. Describe your perfect date?
Having a romantic dinner and then walking around the park near sunset and watch it go down.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
My darkest fantasy is probably too graphic to say.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Weight, impulse control, how I deal with emotions.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Sweet, honest, caring. Someone who will devote to me but still leave me alone when I want to be and somebody that I can care for as well.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
It's for some people, not all.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
No.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
No.

19. If yes what animal?
N/A

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
I guess a fish because then you're not really doing it because they lay eggs.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
Together. We'd understand the trauma and be there for each other. AFter while, you would block it all out anyway.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
I'm gonna translate to dollars because I'm too lazy to translate right now but go on a major shopping spree, buy a car, down payment on a house and totally customize it. Then take a beautiful vacation and sample all types of cuisine.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
Go back to my childhood and redo my life.

24. Do you like chocolate?
Yes!

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because Bill Gates doesn't want to reinforce how powerful he is.

26. What's your dream life?
To be able to write and act and direct constantly.

27. What scares you the most and why?
Being alone because I strive so hard to be close to people.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Waterfalls, gardens, beaches

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
The eyes; they are the window to your soul.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
To give you a sense of privacy.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
No.

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
N/A

33. If so, which ones?
N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Saying goodbye.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Not standing up for myself and being a bitch.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
State my opinion and defend it and then be nice to everything. Always make the stronger choice.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
Mother.

38. Who's the worst?
Brother.

39. What are you most jealous of?
People's ability to be social.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
Yes.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Live in a horrible depression.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
I hope not. That would be scary and have alot of insurance problems.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Sleeping in.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
Allie.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?'
I would rather have amnesia and relocate. (I would still know how to eat and do basic things, right?)

46. What size is your bed?
Twin.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
To hold the structure together.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Easy: cheese.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
A few million dollars so that I could write and do whatever I wanted without worrying about money.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
A joint of two people who want to spend the rest of the lives together and will overcome whatever is thrown at them.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Prancing grass.

53. Does size matter?
Yes.

54. Do you have any STDs?
No.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
N/A

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
N/A

57. What’s your favorite position?
N/A

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
Something you give to somebody else and typically, yes.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
No.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
N/A

61. How often do you masturbate?
Every other day.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Yes.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
Um, a few days.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
No.

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
No.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Dog walker. (I have pretty normal jobs)
67. Did you get it?
No.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
If all the convicts were not all to touch me and I was on a stage, sure.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
People who keep talking about a topic when they can clearly see on your face that you don't care.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Bless you.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
Better participation.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Yes!

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Not too often. I try not to.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
I've got fifteen over.

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Watch someone intensely and study their behavior.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Quagmire from Family Guy. Just imagine the sex.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Talking back.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
People who willingly hurt children and feel no remorse.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
No because there's smell does not have a speed.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Sweetie.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Misunderstood because I feel that's all I am.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
Getting into college and exploring things.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
Love: The friendships.
Hate: The violence.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
I don't remember. The earliest I can remember is being ten and going to Oregon.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Hit the snooze button.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
England.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Food seems to be more important than health.

89. Do you think you are selfish?
Sometimes.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because pointing to your wrist whilst asking for time is socially acceptable and pointing to your crotch can be considered offensive.

91. What is your favorite drink?
Diet Coke

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Hot dogs

93. What is the last book you read?
Eclipse

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Anybody who dares to count this apparently has no life, therefore, I don't know.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
President of the Arts

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
The Quirky World of Midnight (Sorry, won't give out my name)

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Weird, imaginative, caring.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
I was doing workstudy and had to chose between keeping my job or finishing my project that was 25% of my grade.

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Impulse control.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
Wouldn't it be zero still?

1.What's your bday?
05/15/1992
2. How many children do you want to have?
two, both boys
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
rannef, and undecided
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
30
5. Any pets?
a turtle
6. If yes, what kind?
a turtle
7. What is your dream vehicle?
its not a dream… um a 69 roadrunner for my mom… its my dream to make her dream come true
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
in the world… I would go to the core of the earth… on the world… japan, party and dance it up
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
eyes, you can tell how someone is feeling and see their soul.
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Music… my laptop for gaming and etc… my bestfriend, me and her can find anything and make it fun… a fishing rod, there has to be sushi… weights so I can work out.

11. Describe your perfect date?
doing anything with the correct company
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
don’t have one… the truth I swear
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
nothing. I like it all and I don’t want to change.
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
honest and natural
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
lets do it
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
yep
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
yes
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
Umm not again… when I was younger my dog got a little happy and liked the taste of sweat… I just woke up to it 
19. If yes what animal?
no
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
a tiger… how exotic, haha how many people could say they fucked a tiger?
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
the 50 person one… because my best friend is a girl and that would be great… 50 women for a week!!! party
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
that’s only 61919.48 usd so I would buy a new house and save the left.
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
I would go back to when me and my ex were doing good… savor it more 
24. Do you like chocolate?
yes
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
because its small software… but big business
26. What's your dream life?
living it
27. What scares you the most and why?
the unknown,
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
one the natural part, the harmony… everything has a purpose, the example of how a country should be ran…
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
the brain… its so amazingly complex and can beat any computer
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
good question.
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
yes
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
hell yes.
33. If so, which ones?
50 wings in 30 min… I eat them in one bite. And im 6’ 123 lbs… but I sound like a fattie
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
accept death. Be born.
35. What are your two biggest regrets?
No regrets. You cant live life to the fullest with regrets.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
nothing
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
mom
38. Who's the worst?
no one. They are all great in there own way. Some are great drinkers… some are great drug dealers.
39. What are you most jealous of?
nothing.
40. Are you OCD about anything?
yes
41. What would you do if your best friend died?
cry my eyes out… any one of them.
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
yes… don’t crash.
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
picking at my face.
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
nikki. Its already happening.
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
the second one. In that situation… what you don’t know cant hurt you.
46. What size is your bed?
queen
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
zombies
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
cheese.
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
world peace.
50. What is more important - lust or love?
love!!!
51. Define marriage in a sentence.
a piece of paper, proving the spiritual ties of two souls.
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
blades of grass?
53. Does size matter?
yes!
54. Do you have any STDs?
no!
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
Making girls squirt 
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
dirty talk?
57. What’s your favorite position?
a new one!
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
it means that they aren’t going to sneak in a secret charge later in life because of the “gift” and when people see free they cant control themselves.
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
no.
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
at the public pond. With people walking around.
61. How often do you masturbate?
once every couple days
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
no silly goose… they get the wrong end of the feather and they have a layer of feathers protecting their skin from contact.
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
umm 9 years… before I knew what it was… when I was just a wee little tike
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
no
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
I wanted to.
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
None were weird.
67. Did you get it?
yes
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
no… money means nothing.
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
TRUST.
70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
yep
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
are you okay? Do you need a tissue?
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
ditching… its not worth it.
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
yes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
all the time
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
well umm 127 in a 70. Or like 80 in a 25… I like to speed 
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
pee in public…
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
idk umm mary jane from spider man… you know shes a freak in bed…
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
destruction.
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
cracking of bones.
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
yes. Speed of smell is call wind. If there was no wind at all the smell would linger and eventually disappait, depending on what chemicals made up that smell, would it rise or fall, wind carries it around.
81. What was your nickname in high school?
French fry
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
idk… idk
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
my father abusing me and me and my mom living in a 15 foot trailor for 8 months… happily… you don’t realize what you have till its gone. And we had nothing and we still could find happiness.
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
the compassion, and the compassion to have power.
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
when I was like 3 months and idk… I have always flown places.
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
pull my sack off my legs…
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
japan
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
because that’s America!!!, Why is there Brielle at a drive up atm?
89. Do you think you are selfish?
no… but I do take care of my self.
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
because you don’t wear a bathroom on your crotch… where else do you wear a watch? Not your foot…
91. What is your favorite drink?
water or hot tea
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
a light… some selfs and the basic food groups
93. What is the last book you read?
us goverment
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
502,538?
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
idk what positions do they offer? If an alien lands here… obviously they are more advance then us… why would they want me?
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
precrastination
97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
blow it up
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
my father!!! He gave me the hardest jobs and the least amount of time… thanks dad you made me strong
99. What is your greatest weakness?
im not weak
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
Is that Celsius or Fahrenheit? Well zero degrees Fahrenheit is -17.8 degrees Celsius so that would mean… it would be -35.6 degrees Celsius or -31 Fahrenheit…
Or
Zero degrees Celsius is 32 degrees Fahrenheit… so you cut that in half witch is 16 degrees Fahrenheit or -8.9 degrees Celsius.

wow i took a major math nerd look at question 100... good thing i want to be an engineer :)

1. What's your bday?
June 1 1985

2. How many children do you want to have?
1

3. What would their names be?
Elizabeth

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
35-40

5. Any pets?
Yes

6. If yes, what kind?
Iguana

7. What is your dream vehicle?
Lamborghini Murcielago

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
French Polynesia and spend all my money at luxury hotels.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Lips... i just love kissing.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Machetti, bow, sling spear, zippo lighter, zippo fuel. Because i have to survive! :p

11. Describe your perfect date?
On a beach, under a full moon.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Having all my orgasms ruined by my mistress, for years and years.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
I would change nothing

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Every woman is perfect for who she is

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Kinky, hot

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
Yes

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
Nope

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
No

19. If yes what animal?
-

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
That's the moment i would shout 'Red!'

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
Witness

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
$ or ¥ ? Tricky question i guess

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
A few days in future and see the lottery numbers

24. Do you like chocolate?
Yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because it's either Microsoft or Macrohard :D

26. What's your dream life?
The one i'm leaving right now

27. What scares you the most and why?
I don't have any fears (or i think so)

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
- Sounds in a jungle
- Waterfall
- The smell after raining

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Legs... i don't know why.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
It doesn't apply on me. I'm not shy

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
Only a few episodes

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
If i was paid enough money, yes

33. If so, which ones?
Any of them

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Physically: Running 25 miles when i was at the army.
Emotionally: Break up with my ex after spending 2 years together.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
- Not visiting my brother too often
- Smoking

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
It's still in my hands to change them

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
My grandma... she's just so nice and kind with everyone

38. Who's the worst?
My brother's wife. She's just a bitch.

39. What are you most jealous of?
People who are extremely lucky and they don't deserve it

40. Are you OCD about anything?
No

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Cry until i realize that nothing can bring him/her back... and then move on with my life

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
No

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Smoking

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
My neighboor

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
Amnesia

46. What size is your bed?
King-size

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
So that the nails & hammers manufacturers will become reacher

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
To be able to make unlimited wishes.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Both are important

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
A joint of 2 people... a man who is not sure if he's doing the right thing... and a woman who finally made her dream come true, to wear a wedding dress!

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
The days until they become food on someone's table

53. Does size matter?
It depends on what

54. Do you have any STDs?
No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
Endurance

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
I can't give my partner an orgasm by using my left hand

57. What’s your favorite position?
Spooning

58. What does the term free gift mean?
Giving something that you just want to get rid off

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts?
No

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Beach

61. How often do you masturbate?
Rarely... i'm not allowed to anyway.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Yeah... and if the feathers are dusty, they're snizzing too. :p

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
4 months

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
Yes

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Nothing weird

67. Did you get it?
-

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
No

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Smelly people in bus

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
"You're not God. You're the freaking bird from question62"

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
I would punch my math teacher on his face

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Yeah

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Every day

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
230km/h

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Bank robbery

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be?
Jessica Rabbit

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Driving without license and crushing my father's car

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Myself vomiting after a hangover! lol

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Wrong. You can find the speed of taste.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Didn't have one

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
"The man who knew too little". Because everyday i learn something new about myself.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
The day i decided to talk to my family & friends about my bdsm lifestyle

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
I love their creativity
I hate their ignorance and the easiness of being manipulated

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
Lisbon when i was 19

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Cuddling

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Mauritius

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Me driving the ambulance

89. Do you think you are selfish?
No

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
lol... that would be a nice dare for humiliation

91. What is your favorite drink?
Coffee

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Water and coca-cola

93. What is the last book you read?
Hickory Dickory Dock by Agatha Christie

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Who cares

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
King of the alien harem

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Tabula rasa

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Bold, indifferent, energetic

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
Never had one

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Being very calculating

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
For sure less than zero.

Finally someone got that one.

1. What's your bday? 11-18

2. How many children do you want to have? i want to have millions... all of which would be illegitimate (as in ileft threre mother before they were born lol) except 3

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
i have no clue
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
the ilegitimate ones... NOW since with them being ilegitimate i wouldnt have to take care of them, the others after im married
5. Any pets? yes

6. If yes, what kind? 2 cats and a dog

7. What is your dream vehicle? a tank with a half naked hot female chauffer

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?spain because they dont have any public nudity laws (or so im told) and id do exhibitionist dares all week

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? the eyes, their windsows into the soul

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?

1 a generator
2 a years supply of gasoline for said generator
3 a tv
4 a lamp
5 my video games




11. Describe your perfect date?
one that ends in a hot 3 way
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
to be a slave to a hot mistress, who blackmailed me into it
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
smarter, faster, stronger, can never have enough of any of those
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
a hot nymphomaniac (it might intrest you to know im takeing these while horny so all of my answers will be somewhat sexual)
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
its a good thing
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
nope
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
yes lol
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? only by watching otherwise no
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? a dog

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? depends... if i got to choose whether wer talking male or female friend (as i dont choose best friends) then definately participate as id love to be fucked for a week straight by 50 females... if not all of them weere femaleshowever then definately watch.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
i have no clue how much that is...
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
i would go to the time of knights and dragons and become a legendary knight like king arthur or lancelot.
24. Do you like chocolate?
yes but im diabetic :(
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
cuz it began small and was named when it began


26. What's your dream life?
living in a castle surronded by hot naked chicks
27. What scares you the most and why?
i have no fear
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
oceans
mountains
forests
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
the tits... cuz im a dude and i like them...
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
idk
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yes
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? yes
33. If so, which ones? the steak and pizza ones

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? wrestling training.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? ive done some things im not proud of.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? i wouldnt do them

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? me
38. Who's the worst? theres too many evil ones to decide

39. What are you most jealous of? king arthurs legendaryness

40. Are you OCD about anything? yep

41. What would you do if your best friend died? alreay said i dont choose best friends

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? no

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? not being able t talk to girls lol

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? idk

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? the first one

46. What size is your bed? idk

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? to keep in the zombies

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? infinte knowledge

50. What is more important - lust or love? im 15 so lust

51. Define marriage in a sentence. jail

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? sheep dogs

53. Does size matter? idk

54. Do you have any STDs? no

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? im a virgin...
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? see above...

57. What’s your favorite position? see above

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? good question

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) virgin

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? virgin

61. How often do you masturbate? 3-4 times a day

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 13 years before i realized i could since then... 2 days...

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? yes...

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yes...

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? i havent
67. Did you get it? na

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?if it was a female penitiary hell yea, hell id do it for free every night

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? hypocrites

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? yes

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? gazuntich

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? all of freshman year...

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? no

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? never

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? na

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? if i thot i could get away with it... pull down a hot girls pants and underwear so i could see her ass

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? sakura from Naruto... and shes effin hot!

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? forgetting things

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? hypocrites

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? no

81. What was your nickname in high school? Dragonator lol

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? I Am Legend. Cuz i am

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? i was born

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? i love our lustful ness, i hate hippies

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? when i was 8 and i went to california

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? take a piss

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? id stay here

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? cuz pizza ppl have more practice

89. Do you think you are selfish? yes

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? cuz it wouldnt be socially acceptable

91. What is your favorite drink? pepsi

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? leftovers

93. What is the last book you read? Rangers Aprentic: book 4 The Battle for Skandia

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? to be their king, and have all the sex i could imagine and live in a castle

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? The Dragon and His Hoard

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? I Am Legend

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. i work for myself and always have...

99. What is your greatest weakness? my low stamina

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0

1. What's your bday?
October 26
2. How many children do you want to have?
2 or 3
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
not sure yet
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
30s
5. Any pets?
yes
6. If yes, what kind?
dog
7. What is your dream vehicle?
lamborghini
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
italy, visit family and go to the countryside, go wine tasting, enjoy
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
eyes, there cool
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
i really don't know. a piano, an ipod.
11. Describe your perfect date?
not sure
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
darkest? to be a worthless slave
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
weight, muscle build, penis size
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
very hot, loves family, want children, wants to have fun, laughs
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
not attractive unless it is my butt
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
no, but i want one
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
i dont know
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beastiality?
nope
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
i really don't know
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
it depends on the friend
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
save up to buy a lamborghini
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
since you cannot travel into the past, i would go thousands of years in the future to see the technology
24. Do you like chocolate?
YES
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
because it was not big in the beginning
26. What's your dream life?
trophy wife, nice car, rich, great family
27. What scares you the most and why?
spiders or the dark, because they are both unknown to me
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
the sky/clouds, the water (waterfalls/rivers/lakes/oceans) and life itself (trees, animals)
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
genitals, because that is where all the fun is
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
they don't
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
no
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
not sure
35. What are your two biggest regrets?
i really can't think of them now
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
everyone, i love them all
38. Who's the worst?
i love all my family no matter what
39. What are you most jealous of?
a big penis
40. Are you OCD about anything?
yes, especially getting somewhere early
41. What would you do if your best friend died?
cry
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
no
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
masturbating
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
evan
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
cannot decide
46. What size is your bed?
full
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
incase they turn into zombies and come out
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
cheese
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
to have my perfect life
50. What is more important - lust or love?
love
51. Define marriage in a sentence.
fun, depending on the person you are with
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
how long you sleep for
53. Does size matter?
absolutely
54. Do you have any STDs?
no
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
actually having sex
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
not sure
57. What’s your favorite position?
69
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
not necessarily some gifts come with a repercussion
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
no
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
living room
61. How often do you masturbate?
daily
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
no because of the anatomy of a bird
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
a few days, maybe a week
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
pictures=yes, video=no
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
yes
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
only one job, and it is not wierd
67. Did you get it?
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
yes
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
being late
70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
no
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
bless you
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
be cooler, play a sport
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
sometimes, depends on my mood
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
always
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
15-20 mph
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
get naked
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
ezio auditore from assassins creed 2 because he is very hot
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
i don't get into trouble
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
poo
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
that is called the speed of the wind, because smells travel in the air
81. What was your nickname in high school?
ben
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
not sure
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
everything has an impact on me
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
love the fact that we are 6 billion strong and mostly smart, i hate the fact that we are going to destroy ourselves through war and greed
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
i can't remember it was so long ago
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
go to the bathroom
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
italy
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
it's not true
89. Do you think you are selfish?
not at all
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
because that would be rude
91. What is your favorite drink?
strawberry daiquiri
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
too much
93. What is the last book you read?
the physics of the impossible by michio kaku
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
too many to count
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
leader of the world
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
if i chose the title, it wouldn't be a complete biography
97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
fun, funny, loving
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
only one boss and she was great
99. What is your greatest weakness?
physical
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
depends where you started from

1. What's your birthday?
This wonderful day in October!

2. How many children do you want to have?
2 maybe

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
No idea, to early to be thinking of that

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
Mid/late 20's

5. Any pets?
Dunno

6. If yes, what kind?
-

7. What is your dream vehicle?
European sports car :D

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Hmm....I would go to Europe and chill out!

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Eyes, because they is pretty

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
I have no idea :P

11. Describe your perfect date?
Not sure!

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Don't know atm!

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
The way I look, be more muscular and something else

14. Describe your perfect woman?
Have to be a nice and loving person!

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Yucky!

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
That's tricky, I don't think it would really!

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
Probs not

19. If yes what animal?
-

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
Dog

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
50 Person option

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
Well that is $67,000 AUD so I would go out and buy all new technological stuff (Laptop, iPod, etc) and then buy some clothes and stuff and a new musical instrument!

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
Hmm back to the other day so I could relive a fun time

24. Do you like chocolate?
I love it!

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because micro refers to the small amount of time Microsoft actually works well, maybe? I dunno!

26. What's your dream life?
To be successful and have a happy life!

27. What scares you the most and why?
Umm not to sure probably failure!

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
The stars/night sky, water, rain

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Hmm like body shape (back/torso) because like sometimes the curves are really sexy/hypnotic XD

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
Haha that's weird, I dunno, I've never had to do it

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
No

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
-

33. If so, which ones?
-

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Not to sure really!

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Probably a lot of missed opportunities with friend and not sure of the other!

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
Hang out and have fun more!

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
Can't choose one but like Dad, Uncle, Cousin

38. Who's the worst?
My sister is a pain in the neck and recently my mother is being annoying too :S

39. What are you most jealous of?
Umm don't know

40. Are you OCD about anything?
Kind of, sometimes I like certain things to be really clean and sometimes really picky about detail

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
No idea :S

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
What?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Umm not sure

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
That's harsh, no one!

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
Why all these hard questions? Umm complete isolation I guess :S

46. What size is your bed?
King single

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
So that it doesn't come of or so the person doesn't come out as a zombie?

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Haha I love both :S I'd die!

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
Another 20 wishes! But it would probably be to have better relationships with my friends!

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
PAINNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Kidding!
Umm....Symbol of two people's love for each other!

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Grass? We eat sheeps and we count them so maybe the count their food which is grass!

53. Does size matter?
Depends what your talking about! A lot of the time it does and depending on what it is sometimes big is better and sometimes it's not!

54. Do you have any STDs?
No idea

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
I have no idea

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
I've got no experience with sex?

57. What’s your favorite position?
No idea

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
No idea

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts?
Nope

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Virgin!

61. How often do you masturbate?
Often

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Doubtful

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
No idea

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
Indeed, picture ;)

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
-

67. Did you get it?
-

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
As long as it was the women's penitentiary and I would be safe and shown what to do, yes!

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
I have more than one XD

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Surprise?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
Probably that I didn't choose so many subjects and yeh!

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
No

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Never, I'm a learner, I'd get killed :P

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
1 or 2 maybe

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Strip naked and.......oh wait I have no idea!

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Hmm don't know!

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Stupid trivial stuff, but I rarely got into trouble!

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Guys that have no respect for women

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Probably

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Didn't have one

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
No idea

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
No idea

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
Love that we can work together, hate how antisocial, rude, self-centred, etc people can be!

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
First time I remember I would have been like 7 but may have been earlier!

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Open my eyes, it varies, weekends I wake up, weekdays I go back to sleep XD

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Italia!

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Dunno!

89. Do you think you are selfish?
No

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because that's silly!

91. What is your favorite drink?
Coke

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Lots of stuff

93. What is the last book you read?
Lol I wouldn't have a clue, so long ago!

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
A LOT!

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
The thing I would desire would be a spaceship that could travel quickly back to earth and I would want to be king of the aliens!

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Yawn!

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Kind, Cute, Funny

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
-

99. What is your greatest weakness?
No idea

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
I can't be bothered to work it out but it would be somewhere between -5 & -10 degrees Celsius, I think it'd be in the middle of that!

1. What's your bday? February the 3rd 1994

2. How many children do you want to have? 2, boy and girl

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Bryan Jr (After my dad) and Emily, not sure for middle names though

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? in my early 20s

5. Any pets? yea, probably when i get my own place :)

6. If yes, what kind? dog, lab

7. What is your dream vehicle? bmw 5 series i think

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? damn, it has to be limited to the world, i would've said mars but meh, probably my girlfriends house and whatever happens xD

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? the eyes, they're the first thing i notice

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? eh... a garden gnome, my ipod, a generater, a gun, and my ipod charger

11. Describe your perfect date? kind, sweet, caring, beautiful, easy to talk to and get along with, fun, good sense of humour, great personality, huggable, dominant xD, strict and not a push over

12. What is your darkest fantasy? to be a submissive ^^

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? i'd fix my nose, since it's broken, pin my ears back a lil and get naturally straight hair xD but meh other than that i love my look

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. basically what i said in 11

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? hmm never tried it so can't judge really

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? yes

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? not really, it's like saying that if you clone yourself and you have sex with it is it masturbation, incest or just sex?

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? yea
19. If yes what animal? dog
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? dog again xD

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? the 50 person one to be honest xD

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? i'd transfer it into pounds then invest some of it in shares and put the rest in a bank and live off the interest once i had enough

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? june 4th/5th 2002 my house, stop my dad from dying

24. Do you like chocolate? guilty!

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? i have no clue



26. What's your dream life? eh... to be a sub or a pilot :P

27. What scares you the most and why? spiders, bad experience when i was a kid, almost got killed

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Mountains, Lakes and the sunset

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? hmm not sure i love all of it

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? i don't know, to boast to other doctors, like "hey dude i have this hot chick stripping in my office" xD

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no xD
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? i probably could xD
33. If so, which ones? about 2 xD

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? not sure physically, but emotionally is to move on from a relationship

35. What are your two biggest regrets? going out with my ex and wasting a year of school
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? i wouldn't have dated her and i would have studied

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my gran :P
38. Who's the worst? cousin >:(

39. What are you most jealous of? no one xD

40. Are you OCD about anything? my room xD

41. What would you do if your best friend died? probably be depressed for a while

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? yea, if we're talking about the same kinda pilot then yea i do

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? i'm not sure xD

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? not sure actually

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? the second one

46. What size is your bed? double xD

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? to stop the zombies getting out D:

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? i'm sorry but bye bye cheese xD D:

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? £46million

50. What is more important - lust or love? love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. the conection between two people who are "in love" and want to move to the next level by combining their lifes to one

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? people running into walls

53. Does size matter? personally no

54. Do you have any STDs? not that i know of, last time i checked i was clean

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? not sure
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? not sure

57. What’s your favorite position? cow girl

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? i've never heard it so i'm guessing it's something you don't have to buy xD

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) not yet ;)

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? in a hotel room xD

61. How often do you masturbate? not as much as i used to xD

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no they irritate them thats why they drop them

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 2 weeks

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? no

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? not really applied for a job yet xD
67. Did you get it? no xD

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? yea

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? spiders

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? gazoon tight xD

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? the friends i have

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? hell yea ;)

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? too young to drive but i probably will

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? nothing yet xD

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? scratch my area xD

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? dawn from pokemon, she's a sexy slut

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? for breaking things xD

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? two faced people

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? eh... sure

81. What was your nickname in high school? Harry Phil McNugget xD

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? hmm the pursuit of happyness, i'm not sure probably because no matter how much i try things always fall apart until that one moment of happiness

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? the time i passed all my exams when everyone else said i'll fail

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? i love the fact we have fre will, but we abuse it by killing

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? when i was 3 and to england

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? go back to sleep

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? america

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? because the ambulance knows that you're screwed where as the pizza knows you have a chance

89. Do you think you are selfish? sometimes, but rarely

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? are we not meant to do that? that would explain why that girl kicked me

91. What is your favorite drink? coca cola

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? pizza xD

93. What is the last book you read? Assassin's creed book

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 1005.67billion

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? i'd probably take super powers

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? the life and times of Darryl (Please note this may break laughing fuses and cause suicide)

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Random, adventurous and bitch xD

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. never had one xD

99. What is your greatest weakness? cuteness

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? -100 xD

11. Describe your perfect date? probably a to the top of a hill that over looks the ocean with the sun setting with a summer breeze, kinda read the question wrong xD

1. What's your bday? April 20th

2. How many children do you want to have?Umm, two maybe

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)I havent really thought about it. I like the names: Lianna and Jace though.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? Whenever I am out of college and have a sturdy job.

5. Any pets?Now? I have none But I want a dog in the future.

6. If yes, what kind?I want a german shepard or a greyhound.

7. What is your dream vehicle?O.o Anything fast that purrs when you turn the key

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?I would go to Barcelona, Spain. I want to go to all of the parks there and to see the art.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?Eyes. There are so many possible colors and they are always different.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Geeze, thats hard. Books, laptop(no internet so as not to get shot), scuba mask, ipod, and ..... guess I would like a nice bed :)

11. Describe your perfect date?Hmm, a date with someone that you can talk easily to without getting uncomfortable. A nice easy dinner and a kiss goodbye.

12. What is your darkest fantasy? I dont think I want to share that one

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?I am really pretty happy with myself. I would like to be a little more focused. I can get distracted very easily. Also, I wouldnt mind being a little bit taller.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.Like above, I would want my perfect soul mate to be someone I can talk to about anything. Someone who I can look at at the end of the day and feel at ease to be in the same space with. And not to sound shallow, but a good body never hurt anything.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?Well, geeze, got straight to the point on that one didn't you? I dont know really...

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?Never done it.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Thatsx a tough one...I shall think on that...

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?No, never.

19. If yes what animal?N/A

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?Not going there...

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? I would choose to move.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? 62,000 right? I would put it towrds college.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?I would go back to the Devonian period to study the fish

24. Do you like chocolate?Of course!

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?How should I know?

26. What's your dream life?Workin on it

27. What scares you the most and why?I do dives a lot and I am still terrified of drowning.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?The oceans, the plains and the rain forests :)

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?Abs :)

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?I like the privacy thank you.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?Yes

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?No

33. If so, which ones?N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?My first deep dive. It tried me both ways.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?Not getting to know my Great Grandmother before she died when I was 11. Not going to pick up my cousin the day she got in the acident

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?I would go.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? I wouldnt choose, they are all great.

38. Who's the worst?N/A

39. What are you most jealous of?I dont know

40. Are you OCD about anything?Yes. Mesed up anything.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?O.o Go into hysterics.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?What?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?Getting a smoothy every friday.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?My Best Friend

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?The Latter

46. What size is your bed?At home a king, school a twin

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?So the lid doesnt open?

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?The latter, I love my nachos

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?An easy way to pay for college or my dream job.

50. What is more important - lust or love?Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence.Coming home to the person you have been thinking of all day.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?We count them not the other way around right lol

53. Does size matter?Depends. The bigger the box of chocolate the better, but the fatter you get

54. Do you have any STDs?Nope

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?Hmmmm...

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?Dont know...

57. What’s your favorite position?

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?Thats what I thought...

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?

61. How often do you masturbate?When Im in the mood.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?I wouldnt think so. Do they laugh and fly at the same time?

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?Good question...

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?No

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?No

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?Penguin poop cleaner lol

67. Did you get it?Yup

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?I dont know, I dont think I would...

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?Tapping feet durring a test

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?Yes

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?Not doing 2 sports

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?Yup

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?Gah, dont go there

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?140mph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?Hmmm

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?Not doing homework

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?Anything slimy

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?Would I want to?

81. What was your nickname in high school?Naughty Nazi. Yeah.....

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?No idea

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?Our Hawaii trips swim with the dolphins

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?Love how we can fight for things we want. Hate how lots of thoes things are stupid.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?D.C. when I was 8

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Use the bathroom lol

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?Spain

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?Pizza is way slow here, so N/A

89. Do you think you are selfish?I hope not

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?Because that is not curteous!

91. What is your favorite drink?Tea

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?Ice, juice, some left over mexican...

93. What is the last book you read? Fire

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?A gazzzzzzzzillion

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?To stay here

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?The never ending search

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?Inquisitive, interested, talkitive

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.He fired me because I got him the wrong coffee brand one week. The idiotic ass. (I was an intern)

99. What is your greatest weakness?I con hardly ever say "no"

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Its on google. :)

wooh go me :)
people dont realize that zero degrees isnt absolute zero... silly people

100 questions? Awesome.
 

1. What's your birthday? August 29th. I turned 21 this year.
2. How many children do you want to have? I don't know. Maybe two, one of each.
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) I honestly haven't thought that far ahead. I would need to discuss it with my partner..
4. At what age would you like to have these kids? I don't know. I want to start trying when I'm around 26ish.
5. Any pets? Not at the moment, no.
[B?6. If yes, what kind?[/B] See above.
7. What is your dream vehicle? Not sure really.
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Somewhere where I can learn lots.
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Good question. I guess the eyes or the smile. Self explanitory really?
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Lots of paper and lots of pens. A solar device for cahrging things. My iPod. A massive cross stitching project, at leact I'd get it done then! And I could also listen to music and write a lot.
11. Describe your perfect date? The first date I had with my current boyfriend.
12. What is your darkest fantasy? I honestly don't have one.
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? My weight, my glasses and... Maybe my spacky nail.
14. Describe your perfect man or woman. I'm dating him.
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Not my thing but everyone likes different things.
16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No.
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would =that be considered as a hostage situation? I don't know. I think it would be considered a senstive situation.
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? God no! that's sick, twisted, wrong and very cruel.
19. If yes what animal? See above.
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? See question 18. I would not do it.
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? The first one. Although I don't have a best friend so it really doens't matter.
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? How much is that in English pounds? Either way, save half and spend half.
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? I'm not sure. I don't think I would.
24. Do you like chocolate? A little is okay.
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? No icea.
26. What's your dream life? I don't know yet.
27. What scares you the most and why? Clowns, spiders, being alone. All of it just scares me.
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Sunrise/sunset, waterfalls, rainbows.
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Hmn. Shoulders I think. Because they're smooth and curved and not rude XD
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? So you don't feel like you're being stared at while you change.
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? It sounds familiar, but no, I don't think so.
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? See 30.
33. If so, which ones? See 30.
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Physically? Probably the 1500 metre run back in school. I like to think I'd be able to do better nowadays. Emotionally? Sit and tell my boyfriend the truth about some things that I tend to try not to explain to anyone.
35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not studying harder for my exams and for letting the bullies get to me so badly when I was younger.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Only if I would still end up where I am right now.
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My mum I think.
38. Who's the worst? Tied between my nan and my dad.
39. What are you most jealous of? People who can eat loads and still keep the weight off.
40. Are you OCD about anything? Yeah, a few things. Can't think of them right now but I know I am.
[B]41. What would you do if your best friend died?[/B I don't really have a best friend.
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? Erm, no? I don't understand this question?
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Good question. Maybe drinking normal tea.
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Hmn. I guess one of my soon to be housemates.
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? the first one.
46. What size is your bed? Depends where I am.
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? I don't know. Maybe it's because in the olden days people were scared of the dead rising again.
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Hahaha! Oral sex in all forms.
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? To change my weight.
50. What is more important - lust or love? Love.
51. Define marriage in a sentence. Vowing to spend the rest of your life with someone you love.
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Pigs flying.
53. Does size matter? No, I don't think so.
54. Do you have any STDs? God no.
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? None of your business.
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? None of your business.
57. What’s your favorite position? None of your business.
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Not a clue.
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) No.
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? None of your business.
61. How often do you masturbate? None of your business.]
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? I don't think so.
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? Couple of months.
64. Have you ever made a self-porn? God no.
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? No.
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Laundrette assistant.
67. Did you get it? No.
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? No.
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Right now? Text talk.
70. Have you ever worked on a farm? No.
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Excuse you.
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? I'd study harder.
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? If I have music on, yes.
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? I dont' drive.
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? See above.
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Probably sort my bra out.
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? I wouldn't.
78. What did you get into the most trouble for when you were younger? Not coming straight home from school.
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Good question. People who have bad hygiene.
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? I don't think so.
81. What was your nickname in high school? Owl girl. I think. In maths it was anyway.
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? I have no clue.
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? I think meeting my boyfriend and all the events connected to that.
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? I hate most things about the human race and like very few things.
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? Last year, to Scotland.
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Check the time/find my glasses.
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? I'd go whereever my boyfriend went I guess. Personally? I dont' want to relocate to anywhere.
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? I have no clue.
89. Do you think you are selfish? I can be.
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Haha! I don't know.
91. What is your favorite drink? Tea.
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Chicken, fruit juice, mustard, fizzy drinks, standard stuff.
93. What is the last book you read? Ummmm. Something about Surviving Horror Movies. One of my boyfriend's books.
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? Not a bloody clue!
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? I wouldn't want a position on a strange planet.
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? I don't know.
97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Quiet, listener, unconfident.
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Never had one.
99. What is your greatest weakness? generally anything to do with my other half.
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? God knows.

1. What's your bday? 2/20

2. How many children do you want to have? zero

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?

5. Any pets? 2

6. If yes, what kind? cats

7. What is your dream vehicle? Zeppelin

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Iceland; explore

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Tiny asymmetries, and no idea

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Telescope, solar generator, microscope, calculator, journal; FOR SCIENCE!

11. Describe your perfect date? Swimming at night

12. What is your darkest fantasy? As far as sexual fantasies go, I don’t have any dark ones; I fantasies about bleeding to death though (not suicidal)

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? More fit obviously, better at calculus, better vision

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. A girl I couldn’t possibly predict

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Noo....

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Probably not

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? no
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? A primate of some sort I suppose

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? The first one

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? 60k? vacation to Iceland, also why do you have a “$” sign there

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? June 4, 1989 I’d stand with tank man

24. Do you like chocolate? sure

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
they deal with small things


26. What's your dream life? Living on a zeppelin, traveling the world

27. What scares you the most and why? Dying instantly; it’s complicated.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Rain, ocean storms, forest fires.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? I’m an ass man I suppose

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? to comfort you

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Going back to normal life after an afternoon in a field; also complicated.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not asking a girl names Laura out... twice

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Do it

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My sister
38. Who's the worst? My aunt

39. What are you most jealous of? People who don’t deal with society

40. Are you OCD about anything? Not really

41. What would you do if your best friend died? Mourn and move on

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? I certainly don’t

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? WoW

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Well I just left all my old friends and went to college so, anyone really

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? The second

46. What size is your bed? Custom college tiny

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? So it doesn’t fall off

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? That Zeppelin

50. What is more important - lust or love? Lust

51. Define marriage in a sentence. A commitment between to people regardless of gender

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Numbers

53. Does size matter? A bit

54. Do you have any STDs? no

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? No idea
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Oral

57. What’s your favorite position? cowgirl

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Well then it’s redundant

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) no

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? A pool

61. How often do you masturbate? Anywhere from once a week to twice a day

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? The first 12-13 years of my life? Really probably a month

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? no

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Sea shepherd crew
67. Did you get it? Not yet

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? If they couldn’t get too close

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Bad logic

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Cover your god-damn mouth

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? That Laura thing

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? no

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Regularly

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? Like 50 mph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? A flip

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? none

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Wandering off

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Peoples treatment of the planet?

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Same as the current speed of the wind

81. What was your nickname in high school? none

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Fuck it all

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Being attacked by a dog, and staying calm, and watching it bite my hand, also complicated

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? Their science is awesome, their ignorance is not

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? When I was 14, to the Caribbean

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Get dressed

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? iceland

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Isn’t that only a 20% chance. And because there are a lot more pizza shops then hospitols

89. Do you think you are selfish? I’m sure I can be

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Because people don’t keep the bathroom in their groin, they keep the time on their wrists though

91. What is your favorite drink? Peach tea

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Gatorade and old pasta

93. What is the last book you read? “One Bloody Thing After Another”

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? Idk, 10 million

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? Just give me a space ship

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Fuck it all

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? I wouldn't

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Only had 1 boss at Wal-Mart and he was fine

99. What is your greatest weakness? Animals, so... cute...

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Cold is not a physical measurement. And I suppose you could convert to Kelvin or half the number or joules of heat energy.

100 random questions
 

1. What's your bday? 30th july

2. How many children do you want to have? 1-2

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) seth(boy) (thorn) girl

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? late twenties

5. Any pets? no my cat died.

6. If yes, what kind? n/a

7. What is your dream vehicle? holden monaro (black)

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Italy, I would just enjoy the atmosphere

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? eyes, because you can tell alot anbout someone by looking into there eyes.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? a hammock, a fishing pole, an ipod with a solar charger, a knife, and some anti-biotics.

11. Describe your perfect date? Dinner, followed by a walk to nowhere in particular, then us talking at said place for a while about the world, and all manner of things, then I walk her home, get invited in and we wake up next to each other in the morning.

12. What is your darkest fantasy? Probably rape/ stockholme syndrome idolisation ... a perfectly loyal and adoring partner who would die for you.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
my past, my heart and my choices.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. ^^ see above.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
If she's ok with it, then fine... it's no more sexual then vaginal to mouth.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
no.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
No, people are free to do whatever they please.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
no. but I have no problem with it.

19. If yes what animal? n/a

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
I dont know.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
- I would choose the first thing.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
Probably buy a beer, its not worth alot ...

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? I would go to japan's edo period and learn swordsmanship.

24. Do you like chocolate? no.


25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? because the software itself has many minute things inside it to make it work, and because they invented the PC , a smaller version of the previously room-filling computers.



26. What's your dream life? rich and alone.

27. What scares you the most and why? Life.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? The water, the people, and the pointlessness of it.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
lips, I love to kiss a women who has passion.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? protocol. and social stygma

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no.

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? what?

33. If so, which ones? stop asking the same question.

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? physically? I hiked for 3 hours from one town to another in switzerland. emotionally? forgive my ex for cheating on me 3 times only to be left anyway.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
allowing people into my life, and trying to please them.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
be completely isolated and let out all my demons.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
my best friend - pseudo brother jesse.

38. Who's the worst?
my grandmother

39. What are you most jealous of?
Im not.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
dont share drinks with people unless i know em well enough.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
lose a best friend.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
what?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? smoking I guess

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? only have one to choose from.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
-the first is how I live now, and the second sounds good.

46. What size is your bed? big.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
to prevent people getting in, and in olde english tradition, to stop any bodies from getting back up through the devil or w/e.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? immortality.

50. What is more important - lust or love? love.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
putting complete trust in one person and sharing support for your lives.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
sheep dont have the brain capacity to think, let alone count.

53. Does size matter? to some people.

54. Do you have any STDs? no.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? giving girls head, or being able to have sex again with very little downtime.

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? experience.

57. What’s your favorite position? girl on top facing away from you.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
its an added word that isnt really neccasary.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) no

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? probably on the street at night

61. How often do you masturbate? enough

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? about 11 years

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? yes

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? only applied for one as a salesperson.

67. Did you get it? yes

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? no

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? stupid people

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? yes

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
I dont say anything when people sneeze

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? choosing my ex.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? not anymore

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? a few times

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 100 in a 50 zone

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? probably nothing

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
I dont watch cartoons unless you count anime, in which case it would be nanow from bleach because shes hot, a good partner and probably a nympho

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
drugs.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
stupid people.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? that would be the speed of diffusion of gasses (namely methane) through a given space. so yes.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
chris.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
tom white, or 7 pounds.
because there about losing people and being confused about life.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? my friend leaving, my girlfriend cheating on me, my grandfather dying... one of those

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
the irony, and stupid people.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
to my current town I guess, when i was 3.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
light a smoke, and wonder if I should go back to bed

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? italy or switzerland

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
u pay the pizza man.

89. Do you think you are selfish?
maybe,

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
-social eticate.

91. What is your favorite drink?
coke zero, TED's, or taquila and juice.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
bunch of crap I don't eat.

93. What is the last book you read?
the picture of dorian grey.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Im not US so i dont know.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
-Immortality.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Short story of a lonely guy.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
antisocial, miserable, intelligent.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
only had one in said job, he was a tosser.

99. What is your greatest weakness?
other people.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
in terms of math 2x0 = 0, but tempreture is relative to the one feeling the energy... so twice as cold as zero to us would be absolute zero or -160 degrees or something. the complete lack of heat.

1. What's your bday?
03 februari
2. How many children do you want to have?
2
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
There is no middle one :P
the first would be named Meraleigh
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
15 or something
5. Any pets?
maybe a cat
6. If yes, what kind?
hehe
7. What is your dream vehicle?
this kinda car riding on one wheel (segway car)
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Germany
visit my girl
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
eyes because they're all different and beautifull

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
a tv, a ps3, my iPod, windsurfing gear, duc tape

11. Describe your perfect date?
smart, pretty, funny, sweet, caring

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
rip a body to pieces

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
my dick size
my nose size
talents

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
i already did xD

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
well if ppl want to do it, go ahead but i dont like it that much

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
yeah :$

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
i dont think so

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
uuhmm noo

19. If yes what animal?
n/a

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
dog

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
the first one

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
dollar yens???

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
to the point where Holland sold New Amsterdam (new york now) to the brittish

24. Do you like chocolate?
yesh

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
because it didnt start bit, it started as a little store
andif they change their name everybody will hate them

26. What's your dream life?
winning a lottery getting loads of money buy a house on the soutern half of the world so i can always live in the summer

27. What scares you the most and why?
the fact that once you will not be with the ones you love anymore

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
vulcans, women, explosions

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
stomach because it can be hard as rock, and soft as hell

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
because undressing can be found embarresing

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
no

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
i dont know

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
kissing this girl and having sex with this guy
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
i would have sex with this guy

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
my mom
38. Who's the worst?
my mom

39. What are you most jealous of?
ppl with girlfriends

40. Are you OCD about anything?
nope

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
cry... alot

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
uuhmm i guess so

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
bit my finger

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
you dont know them anyway xD

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
amnesia

46. What size is your bed?
one person idk what size exactly

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
because you dont want it to open up by wind weather or anything different, like zombie army

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
cheese defy

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
be with my girl or get loads of money to visit my girl

50. What is more important - lust or love?
love but it has to be a good combination of both

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
the official agreement of 2 persons to share their lives

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
sheep

53. Does size matter?
idk i think it does

54. Do you have any STDs?
nope

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
oral??
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
idk i havent really explored sex much

57. What’s your favorite position?
n/a

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
yep guess ur right

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
nope

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
n/a

61. How often do you masturbate?
very different but i guess like 2 times a week now

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
no because the tip doesnttouch their skin

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
12 years

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
yeah but i hope it doesnt exist anymore

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
yeah

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
dishwasher
67. Did you get it?
yeah and i still am one

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
i think so yeah

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
agressive dogs

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
well in a greenhouse yesh

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
hmm good one i would wish him all health because that's the dutch tradition

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
I'm still doing highschool but i guess missing chances i should have taken

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
nope

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
i dont have my drivers licence yet

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
n/a

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
scratch my balls

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
uuhmm idk i dont know so much hot cartoon characters

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
seeing someone hit an other person with a stick

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
poop sex

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
uuhmm yesh, smell is just a bit of the source flouting around so if you can see in a way where these molecules are and how fast they're moving you have the speed of smell

81. What was your nickname in high school?
docter and vodka

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
idk my life just started

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
going to high school and meeting new friends there

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
i love our thums
and i hate teh fact we tent to kill each other all of the time

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
last year to rome

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
shower, eat

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
new Zealand

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
its not true and if it is its just that there are less ambulance posts then pizza posts so the ambulances have to drive further

89. Do you think you are selfish?
yeah sometimes

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
because ppl dont want the other ppl to know wether they're gonna pee or poo

91. What is your favorite drink?
beer or beer with tequila

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
a lot lolz

93. What is the last book you read?
godverdomse dagen op een godverdomse bol
it means godamned days on a goddamned globe
its about the whole history of human

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
hmm 2000000

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
having great sex

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
the history of the doc

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
nice, sweet, loving

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
its the cook of the diner i work, he can be pretty moody xD

99. What is your greatest weakness?
sexyness of girls

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
136.5 Kelvin thats about -136.5 °C

1. What's your bday?
January.

2. How many children do you want to have?
None.

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Steph, Ruari, Ambrose.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
N/A

5. Any pets?
No.

6. If yes, what kind?
Cats.

7. What is your dream vehicle?
My bed.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Tokyo, to take photos.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Eyes, they're like beautiful, changeable, wet marbles that express emotion. A body is just a body, but eyes are personality.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
A furnished house, a broad selection of porn, some personal photos, a calendar, a well stocked library.

11. Describe your perfect date?
Ripe, juicy, not too soft.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Well, that would involve some slavegirls...

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
I need more ambition, I'd like to be a bit more muscular, I wish I took some things more seriously.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
In love with me.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Fun!

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
No.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
Unlikely. I'd probably not even involve myself in bestiality.

19. If yes what animal?
Swan.

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
Bear.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
The latter.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
On a Bureau de Change.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
I'd go to Plato's Academy, and learn.

24. Do you like chocolate?
Yes.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because micro refers to the type of computers they make software for.

26. What's your dream life?
One of leisure.

27. What scares you the most and why?
People, for the evil things they can do.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Beech trees, the Milky Way, the connectedness and inter-operations of scientific laws.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Does the brain count? It's a stunningly complex and mysterious thing. And boobs.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
So they can switch on the hidden video cameras.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
No.

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
N/A

33. If so, which ones?
N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Physically - walk 17 miles (although I didn't really have to do it, it was more of a choice), emotionally - stop someone from losing hope.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Starting answering these questions, and not seeing the context of my situation.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
I think that's pretty obvious.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
My brother.

38. Who's the worst?
Probably me.

39. What are you most jealous of?
I wish I were a cat.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
No, touch wood.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Spend a week in bed.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
Nope.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Smoking. I'd have to start it first though.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
Rachel. You don't know her.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
Amnesia. In fact as far as I know I may already have chosen that.

46. What size is your bed?
Double, especially extended in length.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
So it doesn't accidentally slip off.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Well, I like cheese, and I like oral sex. But which is the best? There's only one way to find out: FIGHT! Come on, oral sex...

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
Other than world peace, cure for cancer etc.? I want to be giantly rich.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
A contract between two people of legal age requiring them to love each other.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Their blessings.

53. Does size matter?
Yes.

54. Do you have any STDs?
No.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
I can use my tongue and fingers well, or so I've been told.

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Staying awake afterwards.

57. What’s your favorite position?
Cowgirl.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
It means that the party offering it is trying to con you.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
Nope.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Up a tree.

61. How often do you masturbate?
At least once a day when sex isn't available.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Can do.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
Not very long really.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
Not really.

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Yes.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Hmmm... Teacher's assistant.

67. Did you get it?
Nope.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Nope.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
txt spk

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
'I need to see a theologian, and possibly a psychiatrist'.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
More bombs.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Sometimes, yes.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Not too often.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
Doing about 110mph in a 60 zone.

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
I'm pretty sure no-one is looking now, and I'm doing this.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Lisa Simpson. When she's older, obviously. My kinda gal.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Deliberately dropping out of classes in high school.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Shit.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Wind-speed? Yes.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Didn't have one.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
My life story is as yet unfinished, so it's impossible to know the title.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
My birth.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
Love - the ability to create beauty. Hate - the capacity for destruction.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
When I was 9, to London.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Look at my clock.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Iceland.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
You don't.

89. Do you think you are selfish?
Sometimes.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because it might also be the sign for 'where's the nearest prostitute?'.

91. What is your favorite drink?
Whisky, or orange juice. Depending on my mood.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Food, drink.

93. What is the last book you read?
A Computer Called LEO: Lyons Tea Shops and the World's First Office Computer by Georgina Ferry.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
I'd guess at about 1 for every 15,000 people, which works out at approximately 20,000.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
The position of Absolute Dictator for Life.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
See film question.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
I would not.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
I've only had nice bosses, but I suppose there was one who could never stop talking.

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Procrastination.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
On my scale of preference (Kelvin), it's 0.

This is gonna suck
 

1. What's your b-day?
March 5

2. How many children do you want to have?
How many happen to pop out.

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Boy -- Dakota Andrew
Girl -- fffff, idk. Girls suck booty.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
Whatever age I happen to be married.

5. Any pets?
Yup.

6. If yes, what kind?
A male chocolate lab. His name's Buddy.

7. What is your dream vehicle?
A metallic silver '10 Ford Mustang.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Greece, maybe. I'd visit the beautiful museums and eat in the finest restaurants (with my non-existent money).

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
The lips. They reveal a lot about a person's heritage, they can be pretty, they smile, and they are fun to kiss. :p

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
1. A Holy Bible
2. A mirror
3. A dog
4. A solar-powered laptop
5. A 50000 gigabyte, fully-loaded IPod

11. Describe your perfect date?
An adventure to an amusement park. Plenty of distractions from my arch nemesis, the awkward silence.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
A dirty sex scene between my Sunday school teacher and I... It's dirty because he's my youth leader for church, 23, and married. >.<

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
1. My breast size
2. My nose
3. My height

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
My boyfriend. :p
God-fearing, intelligent, band geek. Corny as squirrel poop. Gets awkward boners. :p

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
I like anal a lot, but I'd freak out if someone tried to lick my bum.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
Nope.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
Nope.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in bestiality?
I used to be into it, but not really interested anymore.

19. If yes what animal?
N/A

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
Horses are huge and dogs expand, so... I don't know... A raccoon??

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a weeklong 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
The prior, because then their suffering would be shorter.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
My phone tells me that 5.2 million yen equals 44,668 dollars, so... put half toward my college fund, and give the rest to my mom.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
Oh, dear. Going back into time is very stupid. I suppose I'd travel to a time and place where no humans inhabited, so as to not mess with anyone.

24. Do you like chocolate?
Duh.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? [/B]
Because that's a stupid question.

26. What's your dream life?
Married to my boyfriend Jacob, teaching a Sunday school class, studying astrology and/or forensic science.

27. What scares you the most and why?
Doing my business in public restrooms is like, the only thing that actually stops me in my tracks. I hate the thought of other people hearing my business.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Love, friendships, and babies.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Boobs. My friend Justine’s boobs. They're so soft.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
Because changing/undressing in front of strangers is unnerving.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs. Food?
Yes.

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
No, they're stupid.

33. If so, which ones?
N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? And Emotionally?
The most difficult thing I've ever done physically is... Well, I don't know. I hardly ever do anything physical. Oh! This one time in seventh grade, I was severely constipated. SERVERELY. The hardest thing I've ever done is that day I spent clearing my bowels. :P
Emotionally... Uh... For the past week I've been experiencing sudden panic attacks that a demon is about to kill me or that a ghost is going to be around the next corner. I know that there is no ghost in my house, but still. Even if my mind knows the fear is irrational, I still fear it.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
1. Dating Johnny.
2. Taking nude pictures and forgetting to delete them off my laptop.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
1. Not date a guy who I met at church, who just wanted in my pants.
2. Not take nude pictures.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
I don't choose favorites.

38. Who's the worst?
I don't make enemies.

39. What are you most jealous of?
I've been working on my jealousy... But I greatly dislike it when that chick with the big boobs and habit of stealing boyfriends hugs Jacob.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
I don't have a diagnosed disorder, but I hate spelling typos and simple things, like desks in a row being aligned.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
My best friend? Shelby; I would cry, and wonder if she made it to heaven. I would mourn over all the arguements we had, and pray for her salvation.
Jacob; I would cry and mourn over all the time I wasted with him, and our nonexistant future together.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
I don't know?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
My habit of procrastination.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
Uh... Colton.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
I don't know! Do I still have my religion? If so, then moving to a different location wouldn't be so bad.

46. What size is your bed?
A lonely twin.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
A) So that grave robbers and scavengers are detoured.
B) So that the on-coming zombie apocalypse is slowed down.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Well... Cheese makes my breath smell bad and makes my poo stubborn, and Jacob has a fetish for oral sex, so cheese has to go!

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
I wish that... I could sing as beautiful as Imogen Heap.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love, of course. Relationships built on lust never last.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
Marriage is the commitment of a man and a woman to remain together for the rest of their days alive, made law by God.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Nothing -- because they're stupid.

53. Does size matter?
Jacob's like, 5 inches. It's cute. :p

54. Do you have any STDs?
Nope. No sex.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
I wouldn't know, I've never had sex. Maybe kissing?

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
I wouldn't know, I've never had sex. Maybe kissing?

57. What’s your favorite position?
I wouldn't know, I've never had sex. Maybe kissing?

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
BLARG. The term "free gift" was coined by sellsmen, trying to make their product sellable!

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
No! I don't know! 2009 was a crazy year!

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
In my head.

61. How often do you masturbate?
Once, twice a week.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Birds can't be tickled because they're pricks.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
I don't know... maybe two months?

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
Maybe? Do nude pictures count? They weren't every erotic, so I doubt it. :P

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Touching myself, ya, but not masturbating to orgasm.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Too young for a paying job.

67. Did you get it?
N/A

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Nope.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
I'LL FINISH IT LATER.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?

81. What was your nickname in high school?

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?

89. Do you think you are selfish?

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?

91. What is your favorite drink?

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?

93. What is the last book you read?

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.

99. What is your greatest weakness?

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?

1. What's your bday? Nov. 16th

2. How many children do you want to have? 2 or 3 i suppose

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) I have no clue

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?after college

5. Any pets? yup 5 dogs 4 cats and a horse

6. If yes, what kind? is above answer

7. What is your dream vehicle? 1971 plymouth hemi cuda :)

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? ummm home and sleep

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? eyes, and I honestly don't know I have just always loved peoples eyes

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? ax (cut down stuff), rope (tie stuff), a surplus of the water filters lol, toilet paper (don't want to wipe my ass with poisonous leaves) and a mattress

11. Describe your perfect date? dinner, movies and just walking around enjoying the company

12. What is your darkest fantasy? that's a secret... but it's to be a Master

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? 1. Ability to grow an epic beard lol 3. better ability to keep track of numbers 2. I would really like to be able to get a tan but thanks to my ancestors I can't really

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
5'4-5'7
Brown or black hair
thin to average build
b to c cup boobs
long legs
and a good smile

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? it's kinda hot when a girl actually does it

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Imaginary people are people nonetheless lol

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? no

19. If yes what animal?n/a

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? dog? idk

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
the 24 hour one... sorry buddy but there's no way I could stay up for a week

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? How much is that USD? lol

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? right before they invented google, and invent it myself >:)

24. Do you like chocolate? On occasion

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Confusion between it and a mac?



26. What's your dream life? have wife, kids, and a good job

27. What scares you the most and why? being alone and heights(he types as he is 170 feet of the ground)

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? waterfalls, leaves changing colors, and sunset

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? that's a toughy... Legs

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? they like to tease lol

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? heard of it

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? probably not

33. If so, which ones? never seen it

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Break up with my ex when we had a relationship all through high school and were engaged

35. What are your two biggest regrets? see past answer and not doing better in HS

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? the complete opposite of what I did

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My father

38. Who's the worst? My brother

39. What are you most jealous of? people that get cars that they didn't have to work for

40. Are you OCD about anything? lots of things

41. What would you do if your best friend died? :'(

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? I have no idea

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? smoking or shaking my leg... shaking my leg it'd be easier

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? ummm..... josh

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? umm..... amnesia i suppose

46. What size is your bed? the standard dorm size of twin xl

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? TO STOP ZOMBIES!

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? DAMN YOU!!!!! cheese... but i love cheese just not as much as oral lol

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? To have my dream job

50. What is more important - lust or love? to love a person you must have some lust towards a person but have lust for person doesn't mean you love them... so love.. it kills two birds with one stone :)

51. Define marriage in a sentence. spending what you think will be the rest of your life with someone you really care about.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? humans

53. Does size matter? eh

54. Do you have any STDs? Nope

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? oral

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? I never actually had sex just everything leading up to it... so that

57. What’s your favorite position? don't have one.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? It means INTERNET SCAM lol

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) can't say I have yet

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? oral sex was waiting for my friend to finish an errand while my ex was finishing my errand if you know what i mean lol.. lame

61. How often do you masturbate? I have a room mate so not often

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? nah.. they have the pointy side touching them

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 2 weeks

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? nah

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? isn't this the above question?

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? um... no weird ones really

67. Did you get it? n/a

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? how good is the security

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? people chomping gum and or food

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? yup my family owns one

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Excuse you lol

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? better in school

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? not usually depends if I was just listening to music and if anyone is home

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? however often I am in a car

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 50mph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?ummm.... I have no idea lots of things lol

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Dagit from the angery beavers... he seems like he has fun

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? I'd purposely get myself in trouble to go to ALC (a class where you went if you were in trouble) It was easier for me to do my work... and I'd get introuble by not doing homework and skipping detention

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? overweight people wearing skinny jeans :/

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? uhhhhh.... e=mc2? lol

81. What was your nickname in high school? Windows

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? from dusk till dawn.. that's my sleep schedule

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? my dad coming back into my life

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? I hate all the debate over which god is better and love how kind we can be (when we want to be)

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? I haven't yet...

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? smoke, then brush teeth

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Ireland

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Pizza is more awesome and defies physics and jumps through a worm hole to get to you faster

89. Do you think you are selfish? not really

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
wait... people don't do that? So it's only me then... that explains all those weird looks

91. What is your favorite drink? Coca Cola

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? umm.. it's empty but a mountain dew

93. What is the last book you read? As I Lay Dying

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
uhh.... about 60,000,000?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
I wouldn't want to be around a bunch of aliens

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Life: Thou art a heartless bitch

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? reserved, smart, and dorky

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. uh.. the guy that was stealing money and blamed it on me

99. What is your greatest weakness? shyness

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 64 degrees F ... that is if it was 0 degrees C

1. What's your bday?
February.

2. How many children do you want to have?
None at the moment, not sure about the future.


3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Jessica-Louse / Robert.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
See above.

5. Any pets?
No.

6. If yes, what kind?
N/A

7. What is your dream vehicle?
Not a car person, but I guess something to get me from A-B.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
I'd the USA and maybe cross route 66.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Eyes they can be so deep and telling at times.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Football - to pass the time
Comfy bed - to sleep on
Books lots of them - to get uber wiser
Ipod - music
Solar-powered ipod charger - to charge of course.

11. Describe your perfect date?
Where my date takes the lead and I just follow and see where it leads.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Being blindfolded naked in the middle of a room on my knees, while a FemDom and her friends watch, with only giggles to be heard.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Id have gone to uni at the right age
Be more ambitious in life
Ive always wanted long hair

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Not submissive and very confident, dark hair would be nice.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Not a fan, but with every kink theres a following.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
Yes to a girl, it was the best experience for both of us, but hey you never know till you've tried it.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
I would not say so, as a personality is not considered as a person just a mere facia to a person.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
Beatiality? Dancing? No theres more chance of me humping a dog than dancing.

19. If yes what animal?
Worst case situation, I give oral to a dog or horse if a gun was pointed at me.

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
See above.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
The first one, cannot do a week long i have work in the morning.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
On dinner, as thats not much i doubt.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
2005 and place a bet on my teams outcome.

24. Do you like chocolate?
Hell yeah.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Is that meant to be a joke? you tard. Macro as in macro-photography and other things refers to small objects aswel.

26. What's your dream life?
Lottery winner.

27. What scares you the most and why?
Death by fire, pretty explanatory.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Fish, sunrises & orange juice.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Eyes they are the sexiest.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
Out of respect, drop these dumb lame attempts at ironic jokes.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
No

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
N/A

33. If so, which ones?
N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Hide things for the best.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Leaving my first crush/love & and getting on to well with my family.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
Not split up and try and be a family more.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
At what?

38. Who's the worst?
Grandparents.

39. What are you most jealous of?
Quite shallow but wealth.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
A lot of thing to be honest.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Realistically, Id morn but more on eventually.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
Yawn!!!!

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Wasting times on sh*t threads like this

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
My closest friend.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
The second choice is something along the lines of what id like to do in the future anyway.

46. What size is your bed?
Double

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
Its not in this day and age.... But id say it'd be to help protect from grave robbers in older times.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
A long healthy life.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
You can lust after anyone but you cannot love anyone.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
The coming together of two lovers.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Seriously drop these shit questions, as sheep don't have the mental capacity to count I'd say nothing.

53. Does size matter?
no but its not a disadvantage.

54. Do you have any STDs?
No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
The after cuddles.

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Confidence.

57. What’s your favorite position?
On my knees.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
No as a gift can always be issued in return of some sort of favour etc...

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
No

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Beach.

61. How often do you masturbate?
Most days between 1-5 times

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Im refusing to anser this stupid question now...............

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
2 weeks trying to impress Kittykatmeow on here.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
Nope

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Sandwich factory

67. Did you get it?
Lol no.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
No i have no rhythm.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Attention seekers

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Your assuming that god exists though.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
Confidence

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Yes lots and lots.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Every single day at some point.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
110-115mph something like that.

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Smile.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Jessica rabbit

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Lying

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Lazy people who refuse to work.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Smell would vary on the persons reactions to there receptors, room conditions or even the wind direction or sent direction. Your not funny.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Moores

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
The good the bad the ugly, as ive gone though each stage.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
Independence.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
Hate pointless religious wars but love brunettes.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
Back in the early 90's to Spain.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Stretch.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
USA

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Theres a pizza takeaway every mile as where theirs only a hospital every 15-20miles, also 50-60 delivery driver to maybe every 5-6 ambulances, your irony sucks.

89. Do you think you are selfish?
I can be yes.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Manners.

91. What is your favorite drink?
Cola.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Cold meets and milk.

93. What is the last book you read?
I cannot remember it was that long ago.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
10million?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
Id be an ambassador located back on earth in my hometown.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Moo - Mooo.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Submissive, loyal, polite.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
She was a tiny man trapped in a tiny man-looking body.

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Blue eyes.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
Logic wound suggest that 0 x 0 = 0

1. What's your bday? July 31

2. How many children do you want to have? None

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) N/A

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? N/A

5. Any pets? Yes

6. If yes, what kind? Cats

7. What is your dream vehicle? One that is powered by a magnetic energy generator.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Norway so I could visit my friend.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? The mouth -- it laughs, it smiles, it licks, it sucks...:D

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Notebook, pens, MP3 player, tent, bed

11. Describe your perfect date? A picnic on the beach or in the woods

12. What is your darkest fantasy? It's probably not appropriate for this site

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? My weight, my education, and my teeth

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Someone who actually listens to what I say instead of assuming they know what I want/need/mean.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Eww.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Are the other personalities there against their will?

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? No

19. If yes what animal? N/A

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? If I were forced then I guess whatever animal the person forcing me wanted.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? I'd move to city where I wouldn't have to worry about being gang raped.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? It would depend on what the exchange rate is at the time I got the yen, but I'd pay off as many bills as I could and then move to another state if there was enough left.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Depends on whether I get to return to the present at some point.

24. Do you like chocolate? Yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? For the same reason it's not called Microhard.

26. What's your dream life? Living very simply in a little cottage working on my painting.

27. What scares you the most and why? Bridges and double-deck freeways. Ever since I was 7 I've been terrified that one would collapse while I was on the bottom section. The Loma Prieta earthquake reinforced this fear.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Rain, trees and clouds

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Hands. Life would suck without hands to hold.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? So they can read your chart to figure out why you're there.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? No

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? N/A

33. If so, which ones? N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?

Physically -- move everything out of an apartment and into a house.

Emotionally -- accept my father's death

35. What are your two biggest regrets?

Not going to see my dad more often and turning down a job offer because I was afraid of change.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? I'd see my dad a lot more and I'd accept the job.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My aunt

38. Who's the worst? My cousin

39. What are you most jealous of? Dolphins

40. Are you OCD about anything? My car keys.

41. What would you do if your best friend died? My best friend already did die; I spend a week looking at photos and watching home videos of us doing stupid things.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? No, I myself don't have one.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Compulsive shopping

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? I pretty much have already given up communication with my few close friends so...

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? I'd go with amnesia, assuming that I'm not just going to be dumped on a street corner with nothing.

46. What size is your bed? Queen

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? Because nailing it up would be stupid.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? To always have "enough"...be it money, friends, love, whatever.

50. What is more important - lust or love? Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. A legal contract between two people who feel the need to have the state sanction their relationship and decide who owns what in the event the relationship ends (see: Divorce).

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Cows

53. Does size matter? Yes. Bigger may not be better but it still matters.

54. Do you have any STDs? No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Blow jobs

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? No idea

57. What’s your favorite position? I don't have just one favorite

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Free gift is to clarify that it isn't really free -- sort of like when people say "to tell you the truth" so you know that they are really lying.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Not that I'm aware of

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? On the monorail ride at the State Fair while it was moving.

61. How often do you masturbate? Varies

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? Of course not, the tickly part is facing away from the bird

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? Two weeks

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Yes

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Makeup artist at a mortuary

67. Did you get it? No :(

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Yes

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? People that don't let me finish what I'm saying before they start talking.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Yes

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Here's a Kleenex.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? More studying, less screwing around.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Yes.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Pretty much every time I drive.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 75 MPH (was doing 120 in a 55mph zone)

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? It would depend on my mood at the time.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? I don't want to marry any cartoon character. But I wouldn't mind having a Pikachu as a pet.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Not doing my homework

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? People who talk with food in their mouth/eat with their mouth open

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? I guess.

81. What was your nickname in high school? V

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Titanic. Things are moving along fine one minute, and then along comes a damn iceberg to sink everything.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? I can't say any one event had more of an impact than others.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? The people

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? When I was 8 going to Missouri.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Shut the alarm clock off.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Norway

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Because an ambulance is part of the bureaucracy that is the healthcare system whereas the pizza guy is going to get paid directly by me and requires no form or preauthorization and doesn't have to wait for someone to decide how much he's going to get paid.

89. Do you think you are selfish? Sometimes

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Because pointing to your crotch means a lot of things; crossing your legs means "where is the bathroom". Duh.

91. What is your favorite drink? Cherry Coke

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Cheese, mustard, sliced turkey, milk and radishes.

93. What is the last book you read? A Breath of Snow and Ashes by Diana Gabaldon

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? A gazillion?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? Director of Tourism

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Splintered Tales

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Friendly, reliable, emotional.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. I've worked hard to forget about him; no need to undo years of therapy by revisiting that.

99. What is your greatest weakness? Kittens.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? In Fahrenheit or Centigrade?