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[23:45:58] LilAngel: i smell like sex [23:46:02] LilAngel: but not [23:46:03] LilAngel: o.O [00:45:02] Stardares: TYPING SPEED IS DIRECTLY RELEVANT TO PENIS SIZE. [00:45:21] Leopard: MY PENIS IS FASTER THAN YOURS [00:45:26] Stardares: NO MY PENIS IS FASTER [03:23:55] Pingu: I just put Leo down [03:24:00] Pingu: One day he'll really hate me [03:24:04] Pingu: If he doesn't already [03:24:12] Leopard: Another day, another insult from Pingu [03:59:21] tagsp90: http://leopardrocks.webs.com/ ! [04:00:03] 3m0isBack(:: tagsy actually made the site... [07:59:25] Pingu: Without Stellz, civilisations would not have been formed [11:32:19] Honesteyes: ummm 3mo im gonna... so... like... touch your... cave thingie down there... and like... totally lick it... whether you like it or not... [11:32:27] Honesteyes: believe it! [11:32:38] 3m0isBack(:: XD [11:32:42] Honesteyes: and then im gonna... touch your breast and stuff! [11:32:43] 3m0isBack(:: my cave thingy? [11:32:46] Honesteyes: yeah! how do you like that! [11:32:47] 3m0isBack(:: it's not that big [11:32:50] 3m0isBack(:: really tight actually [11:32:52] 3m0isBack(:: so yea... [11:32:56] mistressizzy: your LOVEBOX OF DOOM [11:32:58] 3m0isBack(:: not really a "cave" [11:33:39] 3m0isBack(:: it'll eat your penis off! [11:33:49] 3m0isBack(:: don't touch my LOVE BOX OF DOOM! [11:56:12] BettyBoop: What if you wait until marriage to have sex and then you find out your penis has a 1 inch penis. [12:12:11] BettyBoop: So leo, what vagina does yours look like? [12:13:36] Honesteyes: i should really stop looking at this picture X_X [12:14:31] Honesteyes: i might puke! or start getting turned on. and i dont know which would be worse! >< [12:20:07] BettyBoop: Candied Cunt. [12:21:25] BettyBoop: I'm going to bedazzle my vagina. [12:52:28] sweetsong: Leo like takes what you like, puts his spin on it... and makes a good play time. [12:52:39] sweetsong: So you like it, but he's all dommy at the same time [12:52:44] keykitty: He sounds fun [12:52:45] Leopard: Now I have advertiserso.O [13:05:20] loke: betty, on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the most awesome, what do you rate of my awesomeness? [13:05:25] BettyBoop: 2 [13:05:27] SlutPuppy: xD [13:05:32] mistressizzy: oh snap loke [13:05:34] keykitty: [13:05:36] mistressizzy: how generous betty [13:05:37] loke: wow, I am really low, lol [13:05:42] sweetsong: That was a fast rating :0 [05:11:54] Leopard: Well go on, lick it up. [05:12:14] Stellz: Nah. I'm good. [05:12:33] Pingu: Not what you said last night in his bed [05:12:37] Leopard: That was easy [05:12:50] Stellz: ... [05:13:02] casimir: ill do it [05:13:03] Star Shadows restrains Stellz [05:13:05] Leopard: Wait, she didn't say that |
[12/31/2010 12:49:14 AM] Leopard: Now... BOOBS
[12/31/2010 12:49:25 AM] BethIce: BOOBS? where [12/31/2010 12:49:38 AM] Leopard: *points* they're attacking your chest |
[05:21:44] Stellz: Why do men think that it's a good idea to send women massages like this:
[05:21:47] Stellz: 'you need some hot cum on that face' [05:21:52] Stellz: That's ALL he said. [05:22:10] Pingu: Sorry Stellz [05:22:19] Pingu: Will try harder in future [05:23:09] Stellz: Oh sorry. I copy and pasted the wrong thing. [05:23:12] Stellz: Leopard [»] Stellz: you need some icy cum on that face [05:36:07] BettyBoop: Physics is the worst Science. [05:36:31] BettyBoop: It makes me want to kill people so they can arrest me and I can leave the class. [13:57:03] muffinfairy: ‹@softeyes› you got a gold star, and a second review on the piece [13:58:19] softeyes: But I know how little a gold star really means.. [13:58:53] muffinfairy: gold stars were like winning the lottery in nursery..primary school or whereever [13:59:44] muffinfairy: i bet the queen never got a gold star. you're better than the queen. [09:05:17] Pingu: Leo feels the same about me [09:05:33] Pingu: A little part of him dies when he sees my blue dot appear on the right [04:24:54] sweetsong: Well you can take care of the screamers at night then Des [04:25:08] deschut: I am doing that [04:25:10] Leopard: Oh, he does [04:26:13] BettyBoop: Sex noises are awkward. [06:00:12] Leopard: It's so hard to play [13:56:57] BAN HAMMER: Has anyone seen Loke? I have important news to share with him! [19:54:04] LilAngel: I got bored of those balls. [19:54:20] Leopard: You need to hit them harder [19:54:50] LilAngel: I can't! >< [20:03:37] LilAngel: Never give your first blowjob after eating. :) [20:03:51] LilAngel: Always wash your hands after having sex. [20:04:23] LilAngel: Always make sure you use two condoms instead of one. [20:05:07] LilAngel: Always cover your face with a stuffed toy while giving someone anal. (You never know where the cameras are) [20:07:24] LilAngel: I prefer ball gags on BOYS. [17:24:57] LilAngel: ninj... DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS? [17:25:05] Ninjota: YES [17:47:17] Ninjota: "Do you have an STD" "No." "Youre hired!" [05:51:46] momo: leo you're always sleeping or jacking off >.> [05:51:58] loke: leo loves his dick [05:52:02] Leopard: Dreams and orgasms are the two most important things in the world [05:52:04] Ninjota: Tis the life of a Leopard XD [05:52:14] rahamn: best two things in the world momo ... [05:52:18] Ninjota: Go to any zoo and the Leopards will be sleeping or jacking off! [20:39:57] LilAngel: Leo's pants are throbbing [20:40:00] LilAngel: I mean [20:40:07] LilAngel: the log inside his pants are throbbing [20:40:36] Leopard: You're calling my penis a log? [20:40:39] Leopard: You're generous. [09:49:31] Leopard hands nelly a strapon [09:49:43] nellybell hands it back [09:50:22] Leopard: Stick the pointy end in [09:50:38] Leopard: Penis - so simple a man can operate it [22:30:28] Anthracis: i eat period for lunch [22:30:36] Anthracis: and rockets for breakfast [22:30:53] SlutPuppy: I eat small children for breakfast [22:31:10] SlutPuppy: Salad for lunch [22:31:16] SlutPuppy: :D And cock for dinner [22:31:19] mistressizzy: i eat the hopes and dreams of youth [21:11:52] momo: Leo, go suck a hair dick. [21:12:02] 444: im sure he will, mimi [21:12:03] Leopard sucks a .. hair.. dick? [01:39:22] softeyes: When you stop to think about it.. [01:39:28] softeyes: This chat is fucking weird. [01:39:44] sweetsong: We are fucking weird [01:40:15] BettyBoop: This chat is weird without thinking too much about it. |
Did the old one get deleted, or what is this? *Can't bother to check..*
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[00:50:53] SlutPuppy: All I can say is I have my barbed wire, a lighter, and a gallon of gasoline....
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[05:23:48 PM] Blank: hi
[05:24:03 PM] Tiger: moo [05:24:21 PM] Blank: moo [05:28:48 PM] Blank: hi [05:32:25 PM] Tiger: hi [05:55:46 PM] stacytheclown: hi [06:15:14 PM] Tiger: hi [06:36:06 PM] Stix: tigress :D [06:36:16 PM] Tiger: hi [01:11:19 PM] LilAngel: Well.. in case you are interested, my addy is youregettingbannedinapproximately20s...@hotmail .com THANKS! [11:12:06] buddachi: Just email me [email protected] ...with your pics and details for contacting you [01:41:20 PM] Kage: We usually talk about mutilating each other; slitting throats, tearing flesh apart... drink blood, etc. It's fun. [01:41:59 PM] Kage: And my ever struggle to obtain the ultimate key. [01:42:35 PM] Kage: Can you guess what this "ultimate key" is? [01:43:39 PM] Kage: No, the "ultimate key" is the key that unlocks Kitty's panties. ;) [01:44:08 PM] Kage: Sadly, I have yet to obtain it... It's so small and delicate... It will take a while to find it. :D [01:44:26 PM] Kage: But, I'm a patient and strong-willed person. I will prevail. |
[13:02:05] Kal: you people with your dick chopping
[13:02:12] Kal: stay away from me [13:02:19] Kal: except foury [13:02:20] 444: snip snip [02:03:35] Pingu: Your hand doesn't count as a girl [02:03:43] 444: ^ [02:03:59] Leopard: If I draw boobies on it, it's a girl. [02:41:21] 444 rofls. Even pingu left. [03:15:33] 444: I moan for Leo. [03:15:44] 444: endlessly [03:15:45] Leopard adds to sig [03:15:49] 444: literally [03:15:59] 444: im not saving myself am I [03:16:25] 444 sighs and dont you dare put it in your signture, leopard [10:31:59] nellybell slaps leo in the leo [12:53:24] MetalGreek: nice to meet u tryg [12:53:46] Trygg: Nice to meet you as well. [12:54:04] MetalGreek noms on his nuts [12:54:16] Leopard: MG don't nom on new people's nuts [12:54:25] MetalGreek: no my nuts dammit [12:54:27] MetalGreek: not his >.> [12:54:34] momo: MG was nomming on his own nuts >.> [12:54:36] Leopard: You can reach o.o [13:19:03] 444: God made all living creatures [13:19:09] Leopard: Awh, that was nice of him [13:19:12] 444: Living creatures made all mechanical creatures [13:19:15] 444: and the internet [13:19:17] 444: therefore [13:19:22] 444: God made the site. [13:19:42] Leopard: we made mechanical creatures? o.o [13:19:58] Leopard: I thought the terminator and the matrix taught us better. [13:20:14] 444: Those are in the future. It doesnt count. [21:46:49] analwarrior: heyy [21:47:00] Leopard: HI ANALWARRIOR [21:47:35] XiaoLang: wow what a name [21:49:46] XiaoLang: Hi mom and dad, grandma ... meet analwarrior [21:50:08] XiaoLang: actually I'd love to say that [21:50:14] Kal thinks up cool slogans to go with the name [21:51:04] XiaoLang: "Well Ill be buggered" [13:58:07] Tucking Fypo: i just realized that i sent a private chat request to myself lol [13:58:15] Leopard: Did you accept? [13:58:37] Tucking Fypo: no, i dont want to talk to me, i sound like a dick =P [18:39:51] Stellz: I DUN WANNA FUCK SOMEONE THAT PUTS LEGOS IN THEIR BUM [12:10:15] hotcaligirl: Actualky, in some places they give out condoms in sex ed...in 5th grade even, 5th graders dont even have penises and vaginas yet! [12:11:14] keykitty: Um they do have penises and vaginas...they just probably don't use them [21:05:40] LilAngel: OH YEAH WELL MY BIG FAT PUSSY LIPS CAN GRIND YOUR POOR COCK ANYDAY MANSLUT. [08:42:43] sweetsong: What ethnicity gives the best oral? o.O [08:43:04] Stix: stix race [08:43:05] softeyes: Is there a race with few teeth? [08:43:16] 444: Are pirates a race? [08:43:28] SlutPuppy: ALIENS [08:43:48] sweetsong would refuse oral offered by an alien [08:44:03] Leopard: you racist jerk [05:46:07] Chelle: You haven't done a real dare until you've tickled a t-rex on a dare [05:46:39] Sharp Nacelle: Or indeed teleported a t-rex to the present day. [05:47:01] Leopard: T-Rex in the middle of London at rush hour is always good. Beats the traffic any day. [05:47:16] Leopard: beats/eats, same difference, right [05:49:02] Chelle: Want to give me a speeding ticket? not when I'm riding my t-rex to work! [15:10:23] LilAngel: LEOPARD PENIS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA [15:10:59] LilAngel: Loooooong veinyyyyyyy spooottteeeedddd penis [11:09:53] Canoe: you know what's a good way to get more energy? [11:09:57] Canoe: sleep [11:10:18] Leopard: whats sleep [11:10:27] Leopard: does it come in small cans [11:10:34] Canoe: that thing you do in bed [11:10:38] Canoe: ...the other thing [11:10:48] Leopard: umm [11:10:50] Leopard: ..eat? [11:10:54] Leopard: watch porn? [11:10:54] Sharp Nacelle: i've been known to come in a small can while in bed [10:32:43] LilAngel strips and starts giving Leo a lapdance. [10:33:03] LilAngel: Hmm... if Krystal was in here, I'd start making out with her too I guess. [08:51:47] Bilboy: any girls want a slave pm me or press 33 [08:52:01] Leopard: ...or press 33? [08:52:04] Leopard: That's like a phoneline [09:12:06] Leopard: [09:11:54] chrispy1024 [»] Leopard: u wana play or be my mistres [09:15:31] 444: [17:11:32] chrispy1024 [»] 444: u wana play or be my master? [09:15:45] Leopard: you're the master, I'm the mistres [09:15:57] 444: WHY DOES LEOPARD GET TO BE THE GIRL [06:20:42] MaleASlave: I NEED A MASTER IMMEDIATELY [06:20:57] Leopard: TYPE IN BIGGER CAPS, THAT'LL HELP [06:21:14] MaleASlave: I NEED A MASTER [07:30:18] Leopard: OMG [07:30:22] Leopard: I FORGOT TO POST THE THING AGAIN [07:30:30] Leopard: DOES ANYONE ELSE FIND IT WEIRD HOW MOST GUY PENISES COME READY TANNED [07:30:33] Leopard: IDK IF CUNTS DO IT TOO [07:30:35] deschut: lol [07:30:37] Leopard: MAYBE:? PROBS NOT [07:30:51] deschut: tanned? [07:31:10] Leopard: it came tanned [07:31:12] Leopard: its so weird [07:31:17] SlutPuppy: AND HTNE THEN HAE LIKE ALTTLE WHITE/PINK PART [07:31:21] mengde: lol ive seen em [07:31:26] Leopard: i dont have a pale penis D: [07:31:31] deschut: :P [07:31:43] mengde: but playing football is vrry homoerotic lol [07:31:52] deschut: pale penis lol [07:31:54] kittykatmeow~: Do you have a tanned one then?:D [07:32:01] Leopard: uhh [07:32:03] Leopard: >.> [07:32:06] Leopard: fuck [07:32:06] deschut: Leo doesn't like tanned penis, so tans it o.O [07:32:12] Leopard: I didn't think of that when I brought it up [07:32:15] deschut: oops, *pale [07:32:18] Leopard: noo it tanned itself [07:32:19] Leopard: its so weird [07:32:20] Stellz: /me giggles lots. [07:32:27] Leopard: it matches my skin perfectly when im tanned [07:32:30] deschut: it tans itself! [07:32:33] Leopard: but when the rest of me goes white in winter, it stays [07:32:34] deschut: goes to the beach :P [07:32:35] Leopard: like wtf [07:32:38] deschut: with a towel [07:32:41] Leopard: fucking [07:32:43] Leopard: sneaks to be beach at night [07:32:48] Leopard: and tans on winter moonbeams [07:33:00] Leopard: fucks all the roaming night pussies [07:33:04] Leopard: that is one hardcore penis [07:33:10] SlutPuppy: lolllllllll [07:33:10] Leopard: rock and roll forever [07:33:13] deschut: fucking tanning pussies... [07:33:16] Leopard: /me wanders off [07:33:20] SlutPuppy: i have no idea what were tlaking about [07:33:22] SlutPuppy: but i feel high [07:33:23] SlutPuppy: heheh |
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[03:28:43 AM] muffinfairy: i could never be pissed off with someone who has such a confident penis
Stix: i see the way you look at him leo! Leo: lustfully with open arse? Stix: with that bead of sweat on your forehead, and that lustful look in your arse [02:20:58] submark145: so... yeah ive got a lock on my balls [02:24:14] jamness: ... [02:24:42] submark145: thought it might break the ice but nooo. grr [02:25:08] jamness: it more froze the lake over, if Im honest [02:48:27] Tiger: fuck why do i have so much gas? [02:03:13] sweetsong: I thought Pingu was a girl for a while [02:03:28] BettyBoop: We all did [02:03:33] Stellz: Was a girl? [02:03:37] Stellz: Is a girl. [02:03:54] Stellz: A smoking hot girl that loves to humiliate boys [01:57:40] BettyBoop: I live next door to Pingu. The walls are thin. I heard you all. [01:57:53] sweetsong: =O [01:58:46] Pingu: We heard you and Liam too Poob [01:58:48] sweetsong: o.o [01:59:05] sweetsong: Is Bella a screamer? [01:59:22] Stellz: She is. [01:59:33] Stellz: Well, Liam more than Bella. [01:59:40] BettyBoop: Oh God. |
Oh oh oh. Some of these really make me laugh...
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[21:28:44] Damiannnnnn420: sp zombie song i dare u to listen its awesome
[21:30:14] Damiannnnnn420: toster stroodles are orgasms in a f*n pastry [21:32:47] Damiannnnnn420: please type your full name under 666 youwill give me your soul 666___________ [21:33:44] Damiannnnnn420: we have a horse any dares [21:36:09] Damiannnnnn420: what of my neighbors horse any dares i lost a bet must do what u say [21:37:12] Damiannnnnn420: u know id raher keep my finger so help me out |
[01:58:17] muffinfairy: -has a quick check on plut's strawberries and wanders
off again- [01:58:43] Leopard: >> [01:59:49] Leopard: she's watering them [02:12:45] Aivey: I like plahying with Leopard pee [02:13:14] Loman: <.< [02:13:23] Aivey: I do :3 [02:13:25] Aivey: :D [02:13:27] Aivey: it's fun [02:13:33] Aivey: it even glows in the dark 02:53:05] Leopard: about my penis sneaking out at night and sunbathing [02:53:14] Leopard: and fucking nighttime wandering pussies like a real hardcore dick 03:33:43] SlutPuppy: -pees on leo- [03:33:47] SlutPuppy: look i'm watering you [03:33:49] SlutPuppy: :D [03:34:00] Stellz: Maybe his Lep will grow [03:34:32] megafury: whats a lep? [03:34:42] Leopard: My penis. 16:06:18] Leopard: who wants to see my penis [16:06:25] Tiger: me [16:06:26] SlutPuppy: if it's a talking bird who skateboards and can sing, then yes [16:06:29] Dare861: I removed the al [16:06:36] Dare861: I removed the album, then replaced the picture [16:06:43] SlutPuppy: i dont wanna go find a magnifying glass, leo... [16:07:00] Tiger: hahahahahahahah [16:07:07] Tiger: leo is teeny [16:07:16] Tiger: he can't be smaller than loke... [16:07:42] BettyBoop: I deleted the album, member privacy and all that. He couldn't do it himself. [16:07:48] BettyBoop: Someone made a thread on that [16:07:57] Ranzid: leo was large enough for me to hang my coat on when he was my sub for the day... [16:07:57] BettyBoop: Leo is teeny? [16:08:05] Stix: what album? [16:08:06] BettyBoop: Leo is huge, it's a well known fact. [16:08:07] SlutPuppy: Lool [16:08:17] Leopard: ^ betty knows [16:08:22] Ranzid: and i have big coats [16:08:31] Tiger: nuhuh [16:08:50] Ranzid: i do ... my coats are like Paddington bears [16:09:16] Ranzid: strangely I also like marmalade sandwiches [16:09:31] Star Shadows: He is [16:09:49] Jennyslv: Penis. |
[19:20:54] jonasdn: you need a tinychat-room with all penises up so that a final ruling can be made
[19:21:07] Jennyslv: Trust me, Leo beats all. [19:21:29] Pingu: Leo's is on his head thus making him a dickhead. [19:21:43] Jennyslv: No he has two. [19:21:50] Jennyslv: One on his head and another one... |
WHY ARE THEY ALL ABOUT MY PENIS?!
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[19:21:29] Pingu: Leo's is on his head thus making him a dickhead.
That one is is just amazing. And true! |
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[07:46:28] deschut: theres no mounties in England ;) [07:46:28] Leopard: but the stupid frenchy part [07:46:34] Leopard: there are beefeaters tho [07:46:35] deschut: not even mountains :P [07:46:35] Stellz: I NEED ENGLISH MENS [07:46:40] Leopard: those are about as bad [07:46:40] SlutPuppy: Quebec [07:46:41] SlutPuppy: XD [07:46:44] Leopard: OMG [07:46:48] Leopard: theyre called mounties cos [07:46:51] Leopard: of mountains? [07:46:52] SlutPuppy: Is the only place that speaks french [07:46:57] Leopard: i thought they rode stuff, like mounted moose [07:46:59] deschut: Quebec sounds like a bad frog :P |
[20:41:38] Leopard [»] LilAngel: How the hell have I managed to play with this many real girls
[20:42:06] LilAngel [»] Leopard: maybe they're all fake. maybe they all are the same person toying with you [20:42:16] LilAngel [»] Leopard: maybe they're all me [20:42:38] Leopard [»] LilAngel: I was talking about girls ive seen on cam or heard on voice [20:43:17] LilAngel [»] Leopard: maybe i have trillions of dollars worth of porn tapes on standby ready to be played when you ask [20:43:31] LilAngel [»] LilAngel: maybe im a con artist manipulating you to think my voice is different [20:43:35] Leopard [»] LilAngel: ..what if theyre not doing porn [20:43:52] LilAngel [»] Leopard: maybe i have millions of other footage as well [20:44:03] Leopard [»] LilAngel: Why do you have so much footage of girls writing my name on themselves [20:45:45] LilAngel [»] Leopard: maybe i pay them to cam for you. maybe i have thousands of girl in my house ready for you to play with [20:46:51] Leopard [»] LilAngel: ..I'm okay with that [20:47:07] LilAngel [»] Leopard: exactly. Maybe... |
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[02:03:13] sweetsong: I thought Pingu was a girl for a while
[02:03:28] BettyBoop: We all did [02:03:33] Stellz: Was a girl? [02:03:37] Stellz: Is a girl. [02:03:54] Stellz: A smoking hot girl that loves to humiliate boys [18:43:08] Leopard: I want some Betty in me [02:05:24] Stellz: Sweet never wear protection. [02:05:33] Stellz: She's impregnated me several times. [23:55:59] LilAngel: LEO IS HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING AND PERVERTED AND TROUBLESOME AND POOFACE [22:14:35] Leopard: fuck me grandpa, fuck me spank me! [22:54:10] BettyBoop: Pingu is really into incest. [22:54:18] BettyBoop: That's all he ever talks about with me. [22:54:39] Stellz: And bestiality. [22:54:47] Stellz: Pingu loves donkeys. [22:55:00] BettyBoop: That too [22:55:04] BettyBoop: Especially donkey incest. [22:55:21] Stellz: Brother and sister donkeys [22:55:26] Stellz: And Pingu. [22:55:31] Stellz: And his brother. [22:55:47] BettyBoop: Pingu is into incest and bestiality. Specifically brother and sister donkeys [20:14:20] Stix: me and leopard are like two penises in a bum |
[10:43:06] BettyBoop: I just imagined fireworks made of cum
[10:43:19] sweetsong: You would [10:43:19] Stix: [23:43:05] sweetsong: *strokes Bella's erection* [10:43:21] Rant: I imagined fireworks shooting out of a penis. [10:43:23] BettyBoop: Imagine if that went off above you [10:43:32] BettyBoop: I'd actually kill someone |
[00:14:22] Leopard: I cant wax myself
[00:14:39] Pingu: You get your housemate to do it for you [00:14:44] Pingu: no wonder you smell of him [00:14:48] Leopard: No, I shave [00:15:03] Pingu: You shave him? [00:15:04] Pingu: I see [00:15:09] Leopard: I did that too [00:26:18] Glowfly: Yes, I recently learned how to fly : D [00:26:50] sweetsong: Flying sounds fun [00:27:09] pothuthic: Agreed [00:27:32] Glowfly: ‹@sweetsong› It is very fun, you can scare people from behind >.> [00:28:41] Pingu: There's another way you can scare people from behind [00:28:42] sweetsong: That's my favorite kind of scaring |
[23:43:05] sweetsong: *strokes Bella's erection*
[00:02:28] hcfist: Ok im going slep God night everybody [00:02:40] Leopard: God night to you, sir [00:02:51] CharlyBelles: God night dude [00:03:25] BettyBoop: slep well [2011-01-08 00:10:14] BettyBoop: Leo has a beard? [2011-01-08 00:10:23] CharlyBelles: in his pants [2011-01-08 00:10:36] sweetsong: *giggles* [2011-01-08 00:10:52] Leopard: *looks down* [2011-01-08 00:10:54] BettyBoop: Beards are for Pirates and Santa. [2011-01-08 00:11:02] BettyBoop: TRIM YOUR PUBES. [2011-01-08 00:11:04] BettyBoop: Gosh. |
[2011-01-08 00:11:28] Pingu: You've seen Leo's pubes?
[2011-01-08 00:11:33] Pingu: It's all coming out now [2011-01-08 00:11:38] Pingu: Maybe even literally [2011-01-08 00:11:38] BettyBoop: Charlotte can't wax her own pubes because she is a wuss [2011-01-08 00:11:50] Leopard: DO YOU WAX HERS FOR HER [2011-01-08 00:11:50] CharlyBelles: shut your face bella [2011-01-08 00:12:17] Leopard: I hope no one is copying all this [00:15:54] BettyBoop: Where were you waxing Leo? [00:15:59] Leopard: legs [00:16:18] BettyBoop: Leo waxes his legs. [00:16:29] Leopard: no I TRIED to [00:16:35] Leopard: it was a disaster [00:20:40] Leopard: So what was it like waxing another girls pubes [00:20:54] CharlyBelles: not really a big deal tbh [00:21:07] BettyBoop: It's easier than doing yourself so why not? [00:21:10] sweetsong: Oh gosh, that makes you sound like you just pulled your penis out Leo [00:21:11] Leopard: No sneaking fingers going astray? [00:21:21] CharlyBelles: no [00:21:22] BettyBoop: No. [00:21:24] Star Shadows: O.O [00:21:26] Leopard: why would I pull my penis out? |
[10:20:07] NikotheGreek: ‹@Leopard› wanna play t or d?
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[2011-01-08 18:19:38] Leopard: I'm not horny [2011-01-08 18:19:52] NikotheGreek: i am leopard [2011-01-08 18:20:01] Leopard: I feel like one of those stupid emo people who just want to lash out at everyone and everything to make myself feel better [2011-01-08 18:20:07] NikotheGreek: ‹@Leopard› wanna play t or d? |
I dunno...I thought it was pretty funny on it's own :P
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[10:42:54 PM] Leopard: Nothing like hitting a cunt with a bit of dead cow
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[20:30:26] BettyBoop: A genre of music you have to be on drugs to enjoy
[20:30:29] Stix: naahah [20:30:36] Stix: i listen to it like 24/7 XD [20:30:47] BettyBoop: I rest my case. |
[00:11:31] Stix: yes...i have a small vagina
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I did not edit this... at all. (:
[07:09:46 PM] Stix: i have a penis...it's really small |
[18:00:10] Leopard: I'll distract you from the wind
[18:00:35] Leopard: By telling you about how the wind carries furmonsters as tiny spores that sink into your holes [18:00:47] Leopard: and grow inside becoming a part of you and eating your insides nibble by nibble.. [18:01:09] SlutPuppy: stop [18:01:10] SlutPuppy: please [18:01:14] SlutPuppy: i wont be able to sleep [18:01:24] SlutPuppy: lets all spam the page, [18:01:28] SlutPuppy: so i cant read what leo said [18:01:44] Leopard: then when they get a little bigger they start to moan just like the wind inside you.... [18:01:56] Leopard: and every time you play they wake up, feeding on passions [18:02:00] LilAngel: I DIDNT WEE WEE LAST NIGHT COS YOU SAID THERE WAS A MONSTER IN MY CLOSET. [18:02:04] Leopard: so you must never masturbate when it's windy. Ever. [18:02:04] SlutPuppy: STOPIT [18:02:07] SlutPuppy: ASSHOLE [18:02:36] deschut: ‹@Leopard› So... if people moan, it's not actually them, but the furmonsters inside? o.O [18:03:05] SlutPuppy: now i might never masturbate [18:03:07] SlutPuppy: Or fuck [18:03:09] SlutPuppy: THanks Leo [18:03:12] Leopard: @des that's right! so if you're moaning when you're playing, girls... there are creatures growing inside you |
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[00:30:01] softeyes: 'kay, I need to find a recipe for something to eat tonight..
[00:31:21] Leopard: somehow... i read that as i need to find a recipe to cook the cat tonight [00:35:01] willsmall: Cat's are quite tender. Saute them with a few shallots and some red wine. Yum! [00:35:27] willsmall: I typed that as "Bats" initially. [00:35:39] willsmall: They're harder to catch. [00:35:48] willsmall: But more gamey. [00:37:53] RedaDare: bat curry - sort of fruity |
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