★ getDare Post Secrets.
 

Secrets
 

• both of my hands are not the smae size

• one time i stuck a pen up my arse and it took me ages to get it out i was sooo scared i nearli cried

• I totally love giving headjobs to other guys. I have been doing it for a long time and prefer to perform deep throat. And I swallow.

• I have a problem finger popping myself in the ass and then smelling my finger. Can someone help me?

• I sleep with my television on bc I fear utter silence. Night time is the only time I wtch TV and I watch cartoons and soaps mostly bc reality can be so dry and depressing sometimes.

• im a boy pretending to be a girl on myspace, and i message bi or lesbain girls telling them i a bi girl looking for pics lol
(hmmm, wow.)

• I once went to a party with my best friend. When we were there my friend pulled me to the side after I took my coat off and said my whole left breast was showing. I was so embarresed I just wanted to die.

• God, I hate my neighbors. They are way too social. Every time I walk outside they are all in a group, and they wave for me to come talk to them.

• I used to cut myself when i was younger.I used razors,glass,soda cans,porcelin,anything with an edge.I used to bleed all over the place.Most times i needed stiches.I hurt inside still.

• i got a boner

• I am a ninja

• I had an extra set of nipples that needed removed.

• I know you'll never amount to anything until I leave you. But I continue to stay. I love to hate you.

• Not even my longtime girlfriend knows I'm suicidal. I failed out of college, can't find a job that pays rent, and spend my days looking into ways to kill myself.

• my middle finger is twisted, on each hand.

• I want to be part of GetDare elite, but i do have many friends on there :o(
(You should still apply if you fit the requirements, having friends isn't necessary.) :)

• im such a nympho, i have like my own lil consory of men, and none of them know bout each other :)

• I act as if nothing ever bothers me but it always does. Bottled emotions hurt more then leting them out. So why can't I just feel?

• I feel I care more about my best friends then they do me, and it makes me feel so guilty.

• i still tell everyone i play the drums even tho i haven't played in years and my drum set is in pieces

• i sam not human

• I secretly have a crush on Depp. He is so HANDSOME. <3

• I'm completely sick to the teeth of the whiney fucking idiots on getdare!!
(I edited the names out, next time please refrain from flaming)

• I fart and then I blame it on someone else

• I fall for people too easily and it always screws up. My head is fucked >_<
I cry myself to sleep far too much - it happnd literally everyday for 2 years thru High School

• i eat meat but i have been telling my girlfriend im a vegetarian for a year

• i have a girlcrush on BettyBoop!

• I know it is wrong yet I have a strong sexual attraction to my sister

• I hate my father. And it isn't even his fault.

• im a sex addicte.. for real. i use to say im going to wait till im married but i lost that and now im havein a hard time wait till the next day. i just lovee sex i dont know why but i do. i have a f**k buddy ya know to keep me from sleepin around all the time but im starting to actually like him.

• I like to make my nostrils flare in and out, i touch them when i do this and it makes me giggle

• I can tell i'm going to be an alcoholic.. I don't like to drink with many people, i just like to get drunk And all day every day, I want to drink something.. or take something I try to hide it, and don't admit it

• I have these urges to just go out in girls clothing. I dont have a problem with being masculin, i play xbox and watch war films but i still get these ideas. Im only 15 and if i dont deal with this now im afraid of becoming a kim petras

• I am strongly addicted to my master...

• I absolutely hate fat girls even though it is wrong and not necessarily controllable.

• i waxed my pubic hair once and cried for like an hour

• me and my girlfriend love to pee on each other.

• i know i like girls and ive done lots of sexual things with them...they get me so turned on. i've had sex with guys before, but i didnt like it.

• i used to have a twin sister when i was 7

• i used to hack to other computers when i was bored

• my boyfriend and i used to sleep together in my bedroom for almost a whole month till my dad came back home

• i hate my father

• sometimes i can be heartless

• i have a lot of money stashed in my room

• I'm still a virgin at 18, but lie to most people

• I cut my self

• I hate some of the getdare members

• I have a crush on four boys in getdare

• I cry everyday sense ever

• (name removed) is such a fucking whore

• I can't stand ppl taking care of me

• I ran away alot from home

• I want to die

• sometimes I hate my friends

• the first time I had sex was when I was 18

• I joined the military, and I like the thought of killing people.

• I just think - CHILDREN SHALL BE CLEAVED AND RIVEN IN THE WAKE OF ETERNAL PLUMES OF MISERY
THAT BLANKET THE LAND WITH THE BLOOD BEFOWLED BY THE SIN OF BIRTH AND THE RAPE OF WORLDS-.. pardon me.

• I get stiff in public.

• I pretend to be a Commanding Officer

• I like to waste money on things.

• Back in High School for a year I would be sneaky and take off my glasses when I got onto the bus, so mom wouldn't see me doing it. And then put them back on before I got off the bus. I didn't like glasses back then.

• I got so mad at my sister one year, that I told her we are not brother and sister anymore.

• I got severely harassed by my neighbors child for at least 8 years, and he was younger than me.

• why leave getdare then come back?? dikheads

• I fell pretty hard for a 'girl' from getdare, 'she' said all the right things a guy wants to hear, and looked just like a guy wants a girl to look, but turns out her and her friend are the same person, who has a penis and a serious problem. Makes me a little sick everytime I see them post and play out their little schizo world.
(I think I know who you mean, unfortunately)

• some of the more popular members are completely see through, and they do my head in :]

Oh, someone left their name in their secret today. Not sure if they want me to post that, but from now on if you leave your name I will add it.

• I am in a gay porn

• i give up on life... ive actually had enough :(

• i had a long-term crush on my best friend from 6th grade for about 6 years now. We dated for a few months in 6th grade when we lived close. Later, we tried again. Long distance doesn't work so well... It's cool though, he's still my bestest friend and ALWAYS will be!!!!
:D

• I am obsessed with pussy eating. I would be a slave to any women who wanted to have their pussy eaten. I also think I am bi because the thought of sucking a guys dick makes my dick hard n me horny

• i hate christmas

• I have been sent from the future to stop one getdare user from destroying the world- but I don't know who it is!

• when she turns 16, i wana have sex with bella. shes gr8.
(Tad weird.)

• I will never come out to my family

• It really pisses my off how there's about 80 differen't stories in the story section that absolutely suck and go like "gay truth or dare night with no adults" "gay truth or dare night with my best friend (no adults!!!!!)" "gay night with best friend". etc., etc., etc. It really, really, really, really, really, really, pisses me off because all of them go like: "hey wanna go play truth or dar? Shure, said timmy. Truth or dar timmy. said john. dar, said timmy. l dar you to suck my cock. said johny. ok. said timmy." EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN ONE! And what pisses me off, is it gets reviews like: "This is grate! Plz continu!" "Awsum story, dude, plz post soon!". No. Fact is, they absolutely suck.

Whoa. That was a rant...

• I fantasize about armpits.

• I kinda wish people would stop being so unwelcoming to new people on this site. I keep trying to fit in with all the regular people here but don't much notice payed my way. Only got messages from creepy old men looking for slave girls.

• I made fun of my girlfriend for liking Twilight but when we went to the movie I secretly liked it. I imagined myself as a male Bella in a relationship with a female vampire and werewolf.

• My friends think I'm adopted.

• I have been sexually harrassed four times by men and once by a women. I'm straight and a female. She is the first person to kiss me. It makes me sick in side. I hate myself because of them.

• ...wonders why you can't view a users sex in chat but you can see all the other details...

• Guys who pretend to be girls on getDare should have their penis removed.

• I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now.

• I have wished to be a girl for almost my whole life. I have never truely liked being a guy :(

• I don't like my body. I comment as such and it hurts the people I care about. Everyone I know says I'm pretty, I just don't see it. I keep making comments of how I look like a drugged up fat pig, and I know it's causing my loved ones to suffer. I just can't help it.

• I want to die but I'm too scared to do it.

• I think I am pregnant, I don't want baby.

• I'm scared of certain noses. I will start screaming my head off over small noses and if people are around will me. I will just laugh with them and act like nothing is wrong.

• I burn myself now and overdose on meds.

• I don't know how to show emotion anymore. The only emotion I show is angry. All I want for christmas this year is for all the pain to go away so I can be truely happy. Everyone thinks I'm this happy go lucky and really I'm depressed.

• None of my boyfriends have ever huged me, kissed me or even held my hand. I have never been cuddled with either.

• I think at least three of the girls on getdare are hot, but I'd never tell them because I value integrity over pervertedness. But yeah, they're pretty hot.

• I cheated in my girlfriend with one of her best friends. Had sex twice this friend while while my girlfriend was away on a business trip.
(Douche, sorry, I was trying to remain impartial but that is horrible.)

• I wish that I would have more girlfriends. I haven't had many.

• I am going to commit suicide this week.
(Please don't, try and think on the bright side, speak to your family, speak to anyone. This doesn't have to be the only option.)

• Looking at a cow makes me get hard.

• Sometimes I will put my finger up my butt and smell it at night.

• Sometimes I want to slice people who consistently can't spell up into little pieces- and then use them to punctuate sentences.
(LOL)

• This is for all those who posted here that are in pain. I know it hurts, you feel alone, sad, there seems to be no end to it. All you want is to feel, for all of this meaningless life to be over; its flawed and disgusting and deserves to just be deleted. But your not alone, this thread should proof enough of that. There and many like you. And you may feel worthless, but infact you are invaluable, for you are loved. It may not seem like it, but there is ALWAYS someone who loves you, even if you cant/dont want to see it. You Are Loved. NEVER forget that. The Beateles knew the purpose of life all along, "All you need is love" And if you look closely, you'll see that this world is overflowing with it.

• I'm not buying you a present for Christmas because I don't like you. Yet I will expect something from you.

• I was sexually molested as a child,more than once. Raped as an adult. I think this is why when I go out I tend to tease men and disappear. I need to feel control over something in my life that has no control.

• I am from the United States and have never left the country EVER. I am old.

• BettyBoop is really kinda sexy.
(mmkay)

• Once when I was like 10 or something me and my friend got naked and went to sleep with each other. Still, up to now, nobody knows about it.

• I am scared of the dark so I have to have a night light on.

• I wish I could lick my penis, like a dog can do with ease.

• I am going to poop in a bag and deliver it to someone's front door. I am planning who I shall do it to.
(ew)

• i havnt finished puberty

• agrees BettyBoop is rather sexeh :)

• I hate Ginger kids. And it's all dwn to Cartman!!

• I've posted at least one secret to this just for shock value - It isn't true.

• i have never had a girlfriend. nobody likes me, and they think i am ugly

• I fancy my best friend and I want to play tord with him but I don't know how to ask him :(

• I masterbate 3x a day. 5x on good days. And 6x on great days. I'm a horny little bitch.

• I was in yr5 and he was in yr6. I slept at his house and we shared a bed. He slept in his briefs and I had PJs on. But I gt curious and decided to lose my PJs. Then I desperately tried to slip HIS underwear off. Bt I was too scared :( I wish I had.

• getdare i feel like everyone dislikes me. i feel like no one wants to talk to me.

• i really wish you would've picked me over yourself. selfish boy.

• i came so close having sex last night, what was i thinking?

• I wish I could just read minds for a day, you know?

• I hate homosexuals but I get turned on by guys getting it on. Is that strange?

• I work in a college, I would fuck at least 3 students If there was not my girlfriend

• I am absolutely terrified of the biggest city in the state even though I drive through it pretty frequently. There are TONS of killings, rapes, armed robberies, etc. and I'm afraid I will be one of them.

• i had sex with my sister last week

• I love bondage.

• You should really stop changing your picture so often..
(No)

• I'm so damn paranoid of every little thing it's frustrating!

• I have secretly always wanted to get kicked in the balls but I can't really just go ASK someone to do it so I haven't.

• I feel ignored in real life. I wish someday, someone other then my close friends would talk to me. But I know when that day happens, I wont know what to say back

• I want to try having a real life mistress or have a gay sex experience!

• I'm gay now.

• when i was little i barfed in my moms room and blamed it on my brother

• I think my cousin's wife is so sexy; I would have sex with her.

• I once did a bit of dog play, where I put as many average sized marbles up my ass at night time, then crawled outside on all fours, dug a hole in dirt with my hands & feet and shat the marbles out and buried them.

• The reason my family is in chaos is because of me.

• getdare gets on my nerves or should i say the members do but I wont leave

Some of these are just crazy!

Its almost like this should become an agony aunt thread!

• when i said your mum, i wasnt joking. i actally kissed her.

• im bisexual

• I've had fantasies of sleeping with a few of my cousins... and for a period, even my father.

• I'm 15. My 18 year old sister and her 2 best friends made me their sissy slave. I am writing this naked with my sister's feet round my cock, and I will be allowed to clean my sister's feet with my tongue after writing this. I'm wearing my slutty schoolgirl clothes, and cannot wait to suck my sister's smelly toes. I love my Mistresses.

• i cum into a sock when i wank

• This thread somewhat depresses me. It makes me think that getDare is filled with creeps and emos. And then I start thinking if I am a creep or an emo. If I am healthy.

• I don't tie my shoes every day.

• I think all cats are plotting against me
(Me too!)

• i piss in da shower

• I wear my mum's knickers sometimes because I'm too afraid to get some for myself. Could anyone help me out and send some?

• I have been ordered by my Mistresses to post again here. After cleaning my sister's feet throughly, I was made to clean my other Mistresses feet too. My sister peed on their feet first, and I had to lick it up. I didn't like the taste much, so I was allowed to drink Mistress Samantha's pussy juice after I brought her to orgasm. After this is posted, my sister will make me cum 3 times without stopping, while my other Mistresses are going to torture my body, and my balls; Samantha will be fingering my ass too.

• I've never told my parents I am gay and I am 34 now.

Drink? Seriously? Fantasy land!

Well they are entertaining if anything!

• I was famous a few years ago on the chess team. I was in first place all season until the very last tournament when I had to play the guy in second place. Even though he beat me, I had tons of people coming up to me, complimenting me and saying that they looked up to me since I was the only girl ever to get in the top 10. Since I did so good, I qualified for the national tournament and made it into the top 25. (I even got ranked higher than the guy that beat me!)

• Religion on getDare is stupid. End of.

• i hate myself

• I am planning to starve myself for a while so I can be thin

• i am wearing girls panties

Some of these are very weird ( creeepy )

• The Beatles were overrated

• I ordered viagra online i dont need it im juss curious

• i wish i could fuck my sister

• I want to be a mod.

• It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas AND I FEEL LIKE I'M 6 AGAIN!

• I'm an atheist and I love Christmas. You could say I rape Christmas. (Wow, this doesn't sound weird or anything... hi mum!) Anyway, yeah. CHRISTMAS IS SO GODDAMN SEXY.

• i wanna be a mod too (crys)

• ima firin mah lazors!
(Well done)

• SANTA ISN'T REAL.
But he still touched me.

• Listening to Christmas songs makes me cry. They remind me of when I was young. I used to listen to them all the time around Christmas. I would go to my grandma's house and spend Christmas Eve and Christmas day there. We would eat, exchange presents, and talk with the family. I miss that so much.

• I didn't think Trannsylvania was a real place

• I'm a 15 year old boy and I had sex for the first time yesterday and I need to know, is my ass always going to hurt this much?

• Im a 14 year old and in love with a teacher, i can hardly bear it. She's so perfect in everyway, but she doesn't know. I dream about her every night but just want a pure clean relationship with her. She's married, has 3 kids, and is totally devoted to her husband. I've had this infatuation for about a year now and i see her everyday. When I don't see her, I sing about her and pray that she thinks about me.

• I'm 23, and my nuts still don't hang down, they stay drawn up tight, and they arn't side by side, one is in front of the other, I don't have much sex drive.

• I can't swallow pills

• my girlfriend moved in with me and one day while she was at work i went thru her stuff and found a video of her having sex with one of her exboyfriend. i made a copy onto my laptop. i want to download it to the web but im nervous.
im jealous because he has a much bigger penis than mine.

I'm adicted to colouring by numbers :)

• My dad raped me when i was younger. I've never told anyone until my current girlfriend recently.

• When I was little I was raped by my cat 8 times

• I wish I knew how to become a mod on get dare. On every other site I've been on I have been some kind of mod or chaperon type thing. I always see people disobeying rules when not a single mod is in sight.

• I fell in love with my best friend, who I'd known since I was ten. He died when I was sixteen, and I had sex with his twin, because I missed him so much.
(:()

• My best friend's Mum tried to come onto me yesterday, she's single, she's sexy and she's a nice woman, what should I do?

• It's not really me in my avatar, hehe

O wow maybe should have spaced those 2 apart!

• I pity the fool!

• I am trying to get the comunity of this site to like me... but its hard, and thats what she said (I did not plan that out)
(HAI:D)

• i dont think my dick is growing any more i'm 15 and its not big

• I pretend to be a girl to get boys on cam
(I dislike you, dumbass)

• When I was 8 I had a best friend. He had a twin. We had a fight and never saw each other until I was 16. We started dating and he proposed when I was 17. On my 18th birthday we were to be married but when he was walking across the street from the deli he got hit by a car and died. I saw his twin, who looked so much like him, and couldn't let go. I loved him so much that the only thing I could do was to get with his twin. I didn't know his twin was a womanizer.

• i secretly have a crush on russle howard, he's HOT and cute and looks realy sweet :)

• I lost my virginity at age 10

• i have only ever kissed 1 boy

• I'm secretly turned on by the fact that i have my bfs' kidney inside me.

• I have had thoughts about biting off my bfs' meat spear and using it as a dildo.
(You can get replicas made, I think)

• I got my bf fired from his part-time job just so that i could spend more time with him.
(wth)

• I sometimes have sex with my bf when hes still asleep

• I am afriad of chicken blood

• I'm a girl and I really really really want to have sex with an other girl. I wouldn't mind haing sex with a girl before having sex with a boy at all. Girls are pretty <3 And bettyboop,you make me smile ^^
(:D)

• I have not seen all the Star Wars episodes.
(Me neither)

• There isnt any life after death coz the stig told me..:D

• I wan to have sexx on a trampoline.

• how r u become a mod???
(I'm not, and this isn't a secret) :facepalm:

• I love to be told what to do and the only reasons I like the subjects at school I do and do well in them because I have strict teachers. I need to be diciplined and dream about it all the time.

Thank you Miss Boop, now I feel better :)

• SANTA ISN'T REAL.
But he still touched me.


Hehe made me giggle for a while.