Person Above Extreme Messy Dares
 

I couldn't find any threads like this, and sometimes messy dares on here aren't messy enough for me. So, this thread is really simple. You just give the person above an extremely messy dare! I hope it's a hit, and I hope I can get messy enough now!

Cut two holes out of a black sack and wear them as baggy pants, tape it up so theres no gaps ANYWHERE! Use this as your toule for the next two weeks +

Put honey in your hair
If someone else lives with you (wife\girlfriend) let the give you a swirlie any time they want fr a month!

No washing for 48 hours, you must shampoo your hair with cheese, ketchup and sour cream, stick a pie down the back of your pants and squeeze a bottle of may down the front, enjoy.

coat the bottom of your tub or wherever with peanut butter and sour cream, and smash 5 pies made up of wet cat food in your face. Don't wash for at least 3 hours.

Sorry no signature yet just messy dares that don't last too long.

Coat your hands in peanut butter and then rub your face, then dip your hand in flour, rub your face, dip in pb, etc, etc. Repeat 10 full cycles.

Do your worst GetDare! :p

Mix up a bucket full of wall paper paste.
Strip naked - before you put any clothes back on, each and every item of clothing that you are going to put back on, must be completely dunked and soaked in the paste.
Then roll a dice to see how log you must stay wearing the clothes.

Wear a diaper skier and bra. The diaper is to be filled oatmeal. The bra ice cream. Nicer cover yourself in pasta and sauce. Wait covered in that mess until the ice cream melts. Then pie yourself.

Food only please. And do your worse!

Fill a bucket with cold thick lumpy gravy, add 12 x poker chips\tokens into the bucket and mix. You then have 1 minute to retrieve all the tokens with your teeth.

At the end of the 1 minute if you are sucessful then you may cleanup.

If you are not then tip the gravy over your head and pour a bag of flour over too.

Then fill the bucket with custard and re-add the tokens and do the above again trying to get all tokens out in 1 minute. If you do cleanup. If you don't then pour sprinkles over your head.

Carry on with different substances (beans & glitter for example) until you successfully retrieve all chips\tokens in 1 minute.

wearing thigts and fill with beans, wipe cream, honey and some oil.
after your thigts fill up. go in da big bin bag with your legs and tape it round your waist, this is your sleeping bag for the next night!

Put the following in a sleeping bag and in your thong
Baked beans
Whipped cream
Shaving cream
Peanut butter
Honey
Syrup
Eggs
Flour
Milk
Piss
Poop
You now must sleep like tht

I got a morphsuit and a pair of smelly compression shorts i found in a locker room

ok shit yourself in the shorts.(if not against limits)
then you must add in honey and/or syrup
then put on your morphsuit and fill it with honey and/or syrup, head to toe.
leave it on for a few hours then top it off with some beans and stay like that for another hour then you can clean up if you want.

make mine super messy. poop is ok too.

Dude, hope you're ready for this... hahah. >: D

Ok, so you'll need syrup, flour, and zipties or something similar. Tuna fish (thanks to germanslaveboy for this idea), beans, and some laxatives.

Take the laxatives before starting the dare. Should be something similar to a 3-4 hour fast acting laxative.

Next, completely cover yourself waist up to your chin, around your neck as well, in the syrup/honey. Cover this with the flour also, making sure to put some in your pits.

Now, put on a shirt over this sticky mess... you'll be doomed to wear this torture-stickiness for the next 8 hours.

In your underwear, dump the beans and tuna fish. Should get nice and smelly soon. Put your pants back on over your underwear and make a belt of zipties around your pants and lock them in place. Make sure the zipties are the nice, big, long ones, and link them end-to-end to go around all the way.

Next, completely fill four socks with the syrup. Put one on each of your feet, then ziptie them around your ankles so they aren't sliding off anytime soon.

Then, slurp/squelch your way over to your chair, and sit down in it. Ziptie your two ankles together. You should have a knife or something in front of you to release yourself if needed.

Next, ball up your hands into fists and stick them in the remaining two socks of sticky doom... ziptie them around your wrists... and wait...

You can only release yourself after 4 hours have elapsed. PM me for a punishment if you try to release yourself before then.

so i did that dare last night and it was so much fun.
the tuna and stuff smelled so bad by the end. the laxitives worked a lot better then i was expecting too. so i had a lot of fun. it took me so long to clean up too.

ok now since you gave me such a crazy one you'll get one just as hard.

eat a big meal before all of this to make it more fun. take a pair of pants that wont leak(like nylon or w/e not jeans) zip tie or duct tape them off at the ankles. you need to take a fast acting laxitive then start filling your pants up with beans, tuna, cheese,a and any old or rotten food that you have. now start pouring honey and/or syrup over your head until your hair is drenched. you need to stay like this for 5 hours and have shit in your pants. when you are finished you need to undo the pants and roll around it before you can shower off.

i kinda want to see a pic or two of this if u can.


now someone give me a super messy one. as crazy and nasty and fun as you can.

Next time you need the toilet you need to tie the bottom of your pants (to make sure nothing comes out) and go in them (im talking number 2 here). When you have done this you will have to remember every meal you have had for the last 3 days...and then make them (make sure you have the stuff in first...unless you wanna go out in your dirty clothes).

Now you have a choice! Eat them and take a maximum dosage of laxatives to get it all through your system asap (- an hour after the next time you mess yourself you can take off your pants) or into your pants they go for the next 24 hours. You can mix if you wanna (3 days worth of food is a lot to eat) and eat some/put some into your pants at the same time but both requirements must then be met.

will do since it will take a while i'll do it when i get a chance.

now since you like diapers and messy here's what you need to do.

diaper up. now start pouring in some beans and tuna. also anytime you eat you need to add a large portion of what you are eating into this diaper. now you need to keep this on for at least 24 hours. also any time you need to go to the bathroom you must go in the diaper. you can not take off the diaper until you have crapped in it at least once.

when you are done take off the diaper in your shower or bathtub and rub your face in it. you can clean up after another 10 minutes.


i am loving this thread keep them comming

In your underwear put a cake in the back and front. Do a wedgie and grind it back and forth. Next mix glitter and pink frosting into you hair. Cover it in cotton candy. Next pour warm oatmeal over yourself, then melted ice cream, and mashed potatoes. Step Into a bowl full of pudding one for each foot. Get into push up form placing your hands in beans with a sheet cake under you and a big cake with lots of icing and tuna fish under your face. Stay like this for 5 minutes. If you fall, roll around in the cake and do the appropriate punishment:

You lasted for:

Less than 1 min: cover yourself in honey feathers and glitter. Hit yourself with 2 dozen eggs, dump each bowl over you, take a fast acting laxitive, and lay face down in the sheet cake for 2 hour before cleaning up.
1-1:59: pour everything into your underwear and wear it on your head. Sit in the cake for 45 minutes and then clean off.
2-2:59: grind 2 pies on your chest and dump the bulls over you. Wait 30 minutes and clean up.
3-3:59: dump each bowl over you at sit on the cake for 15 minutes then clean up.
4-4:59: 10 more cake wedgies, then clean up.
5 or greate: good job, clean up.

Remember to look at my likes and limits.

you need to put on your favorite pair of panties and you favorite bra.
now put mashed potatoes in the cups of the bra
a peeled banana between your ass cheeks
a slice of warm pie in the crotch of your panties
then cover yourself in honey and/or syrup
stay like this for 4 hours.

make me as messy, smelly, and disgusting as possible

Buy three packets of wet cat food.

Empty the first packet into the front of your underwear.
The second packet, massage it all into your hair!
As for the third packet... get it all into your mouth, and duct tape your mouth shut for an hour. :3c

No swallowing it for that hour!

After the hour is up, you can either:
1. Swallow it, clean yourself up, and cum if you want to
or 2. Spit it out, but no cleaning up or cumming for another 12 hours! ^.^

sounds good i'll go and get cat food now.

you need to eat a big meal and take a laxative.put on some big baggy panties then put a pealed banana between you ass cheeks. now pour some pudding down the front of your panties. cover the inside of your bra cups with peanut butter. pour some honey on your head.

you are allowed to clean up after you shit you pants take of the panties and put them on your head for 5 minutes :P


make me super messy, smelly, and disgusting again i love this thread!!!

just bumping this awesome thread

cover your self in 10 cans of dog food and 10 cans of cat food and let it set in for an hour

completely cover yourself in peanut butter from head to toe. make sure to rub it into your hair. stay like that from 12 hours then masturbate to orgasm and lick everything off of your hands. now you can clean up.

just going to bump this awesome thread. someone tell me how to get messy XD

You must strip down so you are only wearing underwear, cover yourself in chocolate syrup completely, and then pour corn flakes all over yourself so they stick to you. Make sure you have both the syrup and cornflakes down the back and front of your underwear, and then give yourself a hanging wedgie!

do your own dare but stay in the wedgie until you shit your pants. then cum on your face.


make me nasty and disgusting please

Go out in public and get 15 people to cover you in the most disgusting things you can find (dog food, cat food, mayo, tuna, etc)

Wear white underwear and melt a bag of marshmallows in the microwave. Pour the melted mallows into the front and back of your underwear. Grab a load of syrup and coat your whole body in it and dust yourself with uncooked rice. Sprinkle some rice into your underwear too. Pull on a pair of jeans and a t shirst and sit for 1 hour without moving. maybe best to watch tv. after an hour you must complete a squeaky clean wedgie with 20 swipes.

4 spoon fulls of peanut butter down the back plus 1/4 cup of the first thing you see when you open your fridge down the front. Must keep the contents in for 2 hrs.

cover yourself in dog food, cat food and tuna for 3 hours

Take a bucket, mix two bottles of pancake syrup, three cans of beans, a can of dog food, and a can of tuna together. Smear this goop in your hair, around your head, and all over until it's run out. Put your clothes back on... stay this way for 6 hours. :D

put peanut butter down the front of your underwear, wet cat food down the back, cover yourself with syrup from head to toe and make sure to rub it into your head. now give yourself a good wedgie and 20 spanks. you can clean up after 2 hours.


make me as disgusting as possible please!!

I dare you to play a dare game with me... the loser ends up as slave to the winner for 1 month, with possible picture proof :D

Put pies in each bra cup then cover in custurd make the cups full.
In pink panties put as much pudding as you can fit in.
In tights put oatmeal.
Do bra connection wedgie. Put full makeup on. High heels tanktop miny skirt.
Padlock every thing to gether ( before dare go and put the keys in a very crowded place or a place for women to go like the women's toilet.) You have to retrieve keys walk home and get changed
[extra] try to subdue a male or get some one to touch tights/bra or vibe in ass bananas in between ass cheeks.
If fail pm for punish if do 1 or more of extras punish this sluty man hore.

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Cover your underwear in any 3 to 5 sources that you can find and wear them for the rest of the day.

cover your dick with jelly and cover a dildo with peanut butter. masterbate to an orgasm with the dildo in.

make mine fun

Hide 6 glass marbles in a bowl of cake batter. Make sure they are different colors. Dunk you head in and pull one out. Each marble has a corresponding punishment with one being the finish one. Repeat until you pick the finish one.

Punishments:
(colors may be different so just assign them if you don't have the right ones.)

red: Fill your underwear with a carton of ice cream.
orange: Fill you pants with a can of whipped cream.
yellow: Cover your hair in peanut butter.
green: Both socks get filled up with thick oatmeal.
blue: Give cover your chest in honey and feathers.
Black: You are done.

Once you pick the black marble, you will stay like that covered in goo until you bake the cake, ice it, and then cake your self in the face.

Completely x dress
If male clothing tape bottom of trousers fill them with oatmeal in boxers put vibe on pussy warm a banana put it in ass crack then fill underwear with syrup the cover chest in honey roll around in feathers.

If female clothing were tight jeans cover legs in peanut butter or wear a mini skirt with tights filled with oatmeal panties filled with ice cream as much as can fit in bra tape takes to your body pointing out woulds put a water ballon filled with gravy in each cup feathers and honey on front.

If in male, wear welies filled with backed beans take socks and 6 bananas drive to town 300m from a public toilet walk there take of welies fill each sock with 3 bananas walk back in socks if to get welies back crawl to the welies keep socks on put on welies then crab walk to the car.

If wearing tight jeans do same as above.
If wearing mini skirt wear red really high heals follow as above

Do not do it when it is not busy

grab the three smelliest things from your kitchen as well as some honey or syrup, chocolate syrup and peanut butter. tape off your underwear then fill it up with all these. you can take it off and clean up after 10 hours, or you masturbate to an orgasm 6 times. then before you clean up take off the underwear and wallow in your filth for 10 minutes.