The Enema Chef
 

So here's the deal, I enjoy giving enemas and I know there are those of you out there who enjoy taking them.

If you want an enema just post here and I'll respond with a suitable recipe, volume, time to hold and any other complications I think are suitable.

You must be 18 or older and should have an enema bag and a plug as a minimum.

Post here with why you deserve an enema, your equipment (a link in your post or signature is also acceptable), your likes and limits (if not already in your sig), the largest enema you've taken so far, the longest you've held an enema so far.

After I give you your enema recipe I expect a report posted to this thread as soon as practically possible.

Repeat customers are welcome, preference will be given to those who write detailed and thorough reports.

You may contact me via kik or pm here for questions but reports must be posted to this thread.

Im 26m

I have 2liters enema bag
My biger enema was 2l of warm water
I have a plug

Oh my what a fun thread.

I deserve an enema because I'm a filthy whore that is perpetually horny. I need to be reminded of my place.

I have a 4 quart enema bag, peppermint castille soap, a double bardex retention nozzle. Likes, limits and toys in signature.

The largest enema I've held is half a gallon, for 75 minutes. But I had done two very thorough enemas before to clean myself out.

I deserve an enema because I am a sub, and here to please
 

I have a 3L bag, as well as a plug, (looking into and inflatable one in the near future). The longest I have held an enema was just shy of 15 minutes with 1.75L, and my largest enema was just over 2L.

Fedelope for your first recipe on this thread it will be 1 liter of warm water with three spoonfuls of soap mixed in, youll hold it for 20 minutes or 10 edges whichever takes longer. No cumming until you are certain every bit of it is out.

Pretty fill the bag with comfortably hot water, the hose with the peppermint soap, no clean out enemas, see how much you can take, youll stay on all 4s and rock gently side to side and front to back until you can take no more. You'll hold it for 30 minutes during which time you'll continue rocking.

Bitchboi, clearly you need to work on your patience. 1 liter warm water add 2 spoonfuls of salt and 2 of sugar. Failure to hold for at least 25 minutes will mean no cumming for 1 day for each minute short with 1 edge per day for each minute completed. ie if you release at 15 minutes its 15 edges a day for 10 days no cumming.

Yes these recipes are still fairly tame, consider it price of entry to the more challenging recipes.

I deserve an enema simple because it's been way too long since I did any (about a month now) and because I failed my last enema task. I have an enema bag, lots of dildo's and plugs, and also a couple of hollow anal stretching rings (plus lots of other toys, see my signature).

I enjoy creative recipes, the largest one I've held was 3 liters, and the longest was about half an hour.

And so with wingman we have our first punishment enema,

First put your cage on.

The recipe:
2 liters cold water
4 big spoonfulls of sugar
1 small level spoonful of ginger powder or cayenne pepper (both if you really are feeling ashamed for your failure on the last enema)

Youll set the bag as high as possible and assume a face on the floor ass in the air position to help it run deep.

Use your largest plug once it's all in.

Now you'll hold it till you complete 100 each of alternating squats and toe touches.
The fun part here is how fast do you exercise? faster is done sooner but far more shaken up and pumped around..... Oh I do love a predicament.

Thank you for the enema assignment Sir.

I prepared my largest bag, which holds 4 quarts of water, as instructed. Having experienced a hose full of peppermint soap before I knew I was in for at least a bit of a rough ride.

Once the hose and bag were filled I got on all fours on my bathroom floor. I moaned like the whore I am as I lubed my tight asshole and slowly slipped in the nozzle. I lost myself in a few moments of pleasure, fucking my ass with the nozzle before seating it and preparing for the flow to open.

The tingle of the peppermint soap is a very unique sensation. It feels quite cold and intense almost from the instant it enters....but it is then quickly mixed with the warm water from the bag. The full hose is quite a lot of soap and it gets pushed up by the water. What's more I began shifting and rocking side to side and back and forth. This motion encourages the enema deep and also creates a very soapy sudsy solution. Waves of cramps struck quickly. I looked up and noticed that I had taken about 1/4 of the bag. I knew I could do better.

As I continued to rock and feel the enema churn it made me wet imagining you watching my ordeal Sir. Laughing at my pathetic whines and whimpers. Standing by, cane in hand, prepared to motivate me should I decide to stop rocking.

By the time I had taken half the bag I was feeling nauseous and noticed that the flow at halted nearly to a stop. I knew that I had taken all I could. I stopped the flow.

The first 10 minutes of retention were focused on overcoming my nausea. In a strange way it was a welcome distraction as it kept my mind off clenching my asshole. But once it passed I became acutely aware of the spasms and cramps caused by the soapy mix. I clenched my ass around the nozzle and prayed for time to move faster. I imagined sucking your cock as I rocked and swayed...the enema wreaking havoc now.

In the last 10 minutes I'm sure you'd have enjoyed the sounds I was making. They were pained yelping cries....And then as I expelled after the 30 minutes I imagined the shame and humiliation of you watching me.

I look forward to the next enema assignment Sir ;)

Thank you for taking the time to properly punish me Sir! I did this last evening. First I put my chastity cage on, and then I went into the kitchen to prepare the enema solution. I tool a large bowl and mixed 2 liters of cold water with the required amounts of sugar and cayenne pepper powder (I didn't have any ginger powder, so that made the choice between these easy).

As you might know cayenne pepper doesn't dissolve/mix with water very well, so when I poured it into my enema bag I gave it another good shake to mix everything up. Then I got into the required position, face down and ass up, on the bathroom floor. By this time my cock was straining against the cage in anticipation of the enema. I released the clamp and let enema flow into my ass.

At first this was just cold water; the enema didn't really burn and the cold was the worst part. But as I started to feel fuller and fuller the cramps were already starting to hit me before the enema was entirely in! I accidentally leaked a bit, which made my asshole burn immediately. I clenched my ass as well as I could and continued to hold the position until the bag was empty, and then inserted the plug that I had nearby and had lubed in advance. This proved to be hard: my ass was clenching from the pain and when I removed the enema set more pepper-water had leaked out. I think I spent several minutes forcing the plug into my unwilling hole.

Then I got up and immediately the cramps really hit me. I took a couple of seconds to catch my breath and started doing the squats and toe-touches as fast as I could. When I had done 12 another wave of cramps hit me. It got so bad that I was afraid I'd push the plug out, so I used one hand to hold it in place. A tiny squirt of water made its way past the plug, causing even more pain when it ran down my ass crack and balls :eek:

After this round of cramps stopped I resumed my exercise. I was at 53 squat/toe touches when a sudden intense cramp cought me by surprise, and this time the plug did shoot out! It was followed by a short explosion of dirty enema water and left my asshole incredibly sore, both from the force with which the plug was expelled and the horrible burning from the pepper powder. And of course the next minutes even more remains of the enema leaked out causing the pain to increase all the time.

As the last bit was flushed out I did a cleansing enema with clear water and laid down on the bed. Sorry for the failure, but it sure was an effective punishment! My ass hurt for at least an hour afterwards, and when I woke up this morning and did my morning shit my ass started to burn again :mad:

Beautiful reports pretty and wingman, you've both certainly set the standard for reports on this thread. Thank you.

If either of you would like another recipe please post. Wingman should you request another it will be something gentle and pleasant unless you feel you need more punishment though it sounds like you have received quite enough for the time being.

Gentle and pleasant sounds great Sir!

Wingman,

Gentle and pleasant it is.

1 liter pleasantly warm water
2 level spoonfuls of salt
(if you have chamomile tea brew a cup of it and add it to the mix)

Take it laying on your side, knees brought up to a sitting position or higher depending on your comfort

Retain for at least 10 minutes, longer if you're enjoying it.

Ideally in a darkened quiet room

Pretty,

Shall this be a pleasant or unpleasant recipe?

Pleasant sounds lovely this time Sir. Thank you.

Pretty

Start with one cup of yogurt or whole milk add warm water to reach 2 quarts.

Same position as before, no rocking unless you want to this time.

Minimum hold is 15 minutes.

Use your inflatable nozzle big as it comfortably goes.

I done twice
Nice i hold the 2 times during 20 min
My cumming when i spell all was very high

Thanks sir

What a lovely thread! Thank you so much for offering this!

33 FTM here. I have a standard two quart red bag and a plug and also a higginson syringe. I can normally take two quarts all right but I am looking to expand my capacity. Both in terms of the amount of water and harsh solutions. I have baby shampoo, lemon juice and ginger to potentially add. Maybe give me a mild punishment?

My limits are public stuff, humiliation, bestiality. That sort of thing. Rather want this to hurt some.

Okay. Cool.

The largest I have taken is a little over a gallon.
I also am able to hold a 2 quart soapy enema for about 20 minutes.
I have an enema plug 2.8" diameter, a douche nozzle, regular nozzle, double balloon plug, castille soap, amd a 4 quart bag.

My equipment: 2x 3 liter bags with a y-connector, simple nozzle, double balloon nozzle and castille soap. Going to get some glycerine soon.
My biggest enema was 4 liter.
The longest retention was for several hours.

Please, get me a recipe up to your choice. I will try to accomplish it to your satisfaction.

I will take one a punishment plz for cumming too much no limits sir

Emema
 

Thank you for this dare i really need an enema ive been bad lately i have no tools i use a bottle largest enema 1 liter max holding time 15 min

I would like to request a serious punishment enema for procrastination and neglecting my school work.
My likes, disikes and limits are in my signature as well as a link to my toys/equipment (since then I also got a 2 dl pastic syringe I can plug into the end of the tube instead of attaching the bag which I can use for administering an enema).
The largest enema I have ever taken was 2 liters, and the longest I held an enema before was 20 minutes (that was a 1.5 liter, plain warm water enema, preceded by two smaller ones).
Thank you in advace!

I would love an enema for just being an anal slut that needs to be filled and clean. Please give me one that doesn't burn. I have a 1 liter enema bag I think, it's red and hangs. I also have an inflatable plug to plug up whatever goes in me. the most I've ever taken was 2 full bags which may or may not be 2 liters. The longest I've ever held an enema in was for a little over an hour using my inflatable plug to keep it plugged up.

I deserve a enema because I failed my Last enema task, which was over a month ago.

I got a enema bag(2l), plug, Ring/Ballgag, diapers, pantyhose, dildo, panties, bras, rope, gasmask, handcuffs, Electrodevice

my likes are: Secluded Public, Forest, Crossdressing, Ageplay, Diaper, Ropebondage, wax, Electro

Dislikes: Holding in enema, Banana stuffed in my ass, corner time, messy, spanking, CBT

Limits: Family/Friends, Blood, Scat, Illegal, Marking, Permanent, Full Public

Largest enama was 1.5l, holded it for 10min

Thank you for the Enema Sir

I'm new to this but this seems interesting.

I have a 2l enema bag.

And I need it coz I'm a horny slut.

Oscar, you wish for a little pain and increased volume so I'd like you to do two enemas back to back. The first will be a full two quarts nice warm water with a heaping tablespoon of sugar and a heaping tablespoon of baking soda (it must be baking soda do not us baking powder) mix well, hang the bag high and take it as quickly as possible and retain for at least 15 minutes. Then empty yourself when completely empty refill the bag with warm water take it all, refill the bag with warm water and aim for a total of 3 quarts. Retain for at least 20 minutes on all 4s rock a bit to help get in every drop you can.

Hans Peter use one bag, fill the hose with glycerin, fill the bag with cold water and 1 cup of milk and 1 table spoon of lemon juice or vinegar mix well and take quickly. Aim for at least 20 minutes before release.

I "like" Mine very soapy
Up for a real challenge
Thx

Heelflip
Fill the hose with oil. Put 1 cup of your favorite soap and one table spoon of sugar fill the bag with cold water and take it fast. Hold for 20 minutes during which time you must remain in motion so you get extra clean.

I'm back so all you subs hungry for a customer enema recipe sign up and get what you deserve.

As a reminder applicants must include the following.
Enema and other available equipment.
Likes and limits if not in Sig.
Experience with enemas to include largest volume held and longest duration held.

Do you want a punishment or fun enema?
If punishment how severe

A lengthy and detailed report posted here is expected within 4 days of when the enema was posted, especially if you would like another recipe in the future.

I look forward to helping answer your depraved requests.


Dravot

I'd like to see what a fun enema feels like :D

I've not had much experience with enemas at all.

I have an enema kit, a buttplug, and a dildo.

Thanks.

I would like a punishment for not wereing diapers as a dare sir

Alex a nice light beginner enema then. Fill the bag with warm almost hot water and stir in a spoonful of salt. Hang the bag fairly low. Insert the tube. Let it flow. Once you've taken as much as you comfortably can close the hose. Line out plug in and hold for 10 minutes then release. You may repeat a second time if desired you'll take a good bit more in the second one.

Drockett punishment for not wearing diapers.....well let's make it so you need to.
1 cup warm cooking oil, 2 spoonfuls of liquid soap, the rest of the bag with warm water. Mix well. Hang the bag high. Take it fast and deep. Plug I'd possible retain for at least 20 minutes and don't make any plans foe the rest of that day. Unless your wearing diapers of course.

Thank you for the recipe, I didn't have any way of heating water at the time so I used luke warm water, I stirred in 2 teaspoons and hung the bag from around 3 feet above me. I chose to take it on my hands and knees and let the water drain into me. I got cramps pretty quickly and managed to take about half the bag. I removed the nozzle and put in my plug. Held for 10 minutes with reasonably strong cramps before releasing and then repeating.

Sorry for taking a little while to report, I should be punished.

I can use an enema and deserve one for not having had one in quite a while and screwing up the last few. The most I have taken is 2.5L and hold that for only 15 minutes. Had hold lower volume for 30 minutes.

Equipments is listed :)

Hello Dravot,

I am planning a few tasks for some free time that is approaching (w/c 30/10). I would very much like to try one (or two) of your finest recipe's.

My toys can be found in my blog..

My limits are; Public, Extreme pain, Illegal, Messy, Scat, Pictures

My Likes are; Bondage, Anal, Enemas, Dice Dares/Chance

The largest Enema i have taken was about 3 litres, I was not able to hold it for long though :(

I have held one for about 15 minutes that was before I got my plugs though...

If you need anything more please pm me.

Thank you in advance.

J2o

Alex passable job on the report, punishment is definitely suitable but a mild one. Mix a table spoon of food oil and a table spoon of ginger powder well in a cup of water. Pour into your bag. Fill the rest of the bag to the half way mark with cool water. Hang the bag high. Take it all fast as you can. Retain for at least 20 minutes. Use the plug to help. I expect a thorough and detailed report

Vincent sounds like a clean out is in order. 2 table spoons sugar and 2 table spoons baking soda and 1 table spoon soap mix well in 1.5 liters of warm water. Take it quickly and retain for as long as you can without a plug. Do your best to make it 10 minutes 15 would be ideal.

Orange a two parter it is....
Part 1 2 liters of warm soapy water with a 4 tablespoons of sugar mixed in. Retain for a target of 30 minutes. During which time you should attempt to be in continuous motion even if it's just saying ideally on all 4s for the duration

Part 2 after fully draining the first
Mix a cup of plain yogurt into 3 liters of water set the bag high but open to a slow flow, enjoy being filled. When the bag is empty plug yourself and aim to retain for at least 15 minutes.

Enjoy

Nice way to start the Sunday I figured. So after waking up doing basic things, I filled up the enema bag with the recipe and decided it was the smartest to do it in the bathroom in the shower area. So I hung the bag on the shower door and insert the nozzle in my ass and started the flow.
Figuring it would go in the easiest on hands and knees I did that and within a few seconds (at least it seemed) it all went in.
As I had another dare to suck a dildo while holding an enema, I combined it and put a dildo on the wall so I could suck it while on my knees.

With all the moving from the sucking I had to relax on hand and knees from time to time, but in the end I made it till the 15 minute mark and released it all cleanly on the toilet.

Thank you for the enema. I think I will do one again next sunday to keep a bit used to it. And if you would like, I would love a recipe that punishes me for being so nasty I had let it come to this

A punishment enema for being so nasty it is Vincent.
Fill the tube with olive oil or a similar thick cooking oil. Fill the bag with a mix of 2 tablespoons ginger powder 1 tablespoon cayenne pepper and 2 liters of cool water. Set the bag high and take it in a lips on the floor ads in the air kneeling position. Once it's all in put in the inflatable vibrating plug. Pump it till it hurts and turn it on medium. Climb into the tub hold for 20 minutes. Then lay down on your back on the floor of the tub. Head over the drain. Deflate the plug and remove it. Remain in place till it has all been voided. When you are empty you may open the drain wait another 5 minutes after that before standing and bwginning to clean yourself up.

I haven't had an enema in quite some time and only own a small enema bulb. I mainly used it to clean myself out back there so far with some water.

Why I post here is, cause I have been rather lazy lately ... my room is a mess and needs cleaning up. But I just lack the motivation ... so I thought a small punishment enema might be the motivation I need. Something along those lines of "If you don't do your cleaning duties you get the enema instead"

So, some recipe one can use once in awhile would be great. Maybe something scalable in severity too, if I fail to do my duties multiple times.

Thanks in advance,
Takaoyaki