D is for dildo. Biggest you can find.

e is for enema.
put 4 icecubes in ass and while they are in there get an soda enema and plug ass shut for half an hour. go running that half hour than release it all
have fun

ps please for pussy

F is for food. Every food item that has been listed on this thread so far. Have fun :-)

G is for grapes.

Buy a bunch of grapes. Put them in one by one. For every grape you have left over you must keep them in you have left over.

If you fail you must eat all the grapes

Let me know how you got on

H is for hot sauce put 100ml of hot sauce up your butt

I is for IceCream. put as many scoops of it up your ass as you can.

J is for jump leads
Put the end in so it's like a tail

O is for overeasy, take and fry an egg overeasy then push it up into your pussy

Pens - Keep sticking them in until you run out

Q is for quarters. Get a roll of quarters put a condom around them and shove them up your ass.

R is for rubber. Put 5 rubbers(=eraser) in your ass.

S is for Shoe
If you have high heels put all of it inside your ass.

T is for toothpaste put your favorite dildo covered with toothpaste in for 30 mins

U is for underwear put 1 pair of panties underwear up your ass for a half an hour

V is for vibrator keep one in your ass all night until the battery dies if you take out even for a second you must pm me for punishment