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You get your wish, but there is a minor mix up and you get 20 degrees kelvin.
I want a new umbrella. |
granted...but it has holes in! GUTTED!
I wish I had a pet golden retriever...which was lovely and loved me, and never bit me ever! |
Your wish has been granted. But it was a femal and she had lots of puppies so now you're stuck with 20 puppies you haven't had the heart to give and they pee and poop everywhere, and you spend your day cleaning after them =p
I wish I was intelligent enough I wouldn't need to revise! |
I DON'T MIND THAT!!! besides I just put newspaper down XD
Granted!...but now you have leprosy XD I wish I was the best drummer in the world :) |
You are paralyzed after an accident.
I wish that I could do the dirty with David Tennant. |
granted...but he shoves his screwdriver so far in your ass you die
I wish I could do anything i wanted! |
You are the best drummer in the world, but drums have been banned.
I want a phD. |
Wish granted, but you just hit your head and lost your memory....
I wish I could skipper the first all girl Americas Cup Team.. |
Granted, but your team loses every event.
I wish for a wish to wish away all the wishing that has been going on around here. |
Your wish is granted but a genie got pissed off at you and eats your soul
I wish for a way to always get A+'s in all my classes and actually learn the stuff as well without studying or anything, and only i could use it. |
You are turned into a 4th grader, the only student in the class, and at the end of every day your memories are erased, and it's just the same day repeating over and over and over and over again.
I wish for the same type of immortality that Garlic Jr had when he first was granted his wish and that this wish will not backfire on me in any way, shape, form, etc. (I think I just pissed a lot of people off with that one but technically it's still one wish just a run-on sentence) |
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You wish nothing so nothing good happens, but you are fined $1,000,000 for failure to wish.
I want a dog. |
You've got a hotdog, enjoy!
I want an appartment that I can actually afford. :( |
Granted
But it's infested with bed bugs and you have to share a bed with your gay roomate. I wish I wasn't sick. |
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