For Christmas last year we had a work party and to celebrate I made pavlova for the people I work with. Let's just say there was a extra ingredient in it and everyone enjoyed it. No one realised so im very lucky any other fucked up pee dares idc if I get caught or arrested the worst the better I reckon

When you next time use a public bathroom, pee standing and piss on bowl, seat and floor but not in the bowl. Do that once when no one is in the other booths, then another time when the other booths are not empty.