the underwear you are currently wearing!

A vine of grapes

Your 10 inch dildo covered in a layer on honey and then a layer of hot sauce.

A frozen banana..

a lemon with slices in it

A large, soapy enema and plug it in. Pop on a diaper if you wish before letting it all out ^_^

Yours shall mayo an milk, a glass worth, hold for 5 minutes while doing handstand then release in shower